Census

sheepsteeth

Why do we have to do it and how can we be forced to by law?

apparently there is a fine and criminal record waiting for anyone who chooses not to fill it out, what is the legal precedence for that?

cooldad

sheepsteeth wrote:

Why do we have to do it and how can we be forced to by law?

apparently there is a fine and criminal record waiting for anyone who chooses not to fill it out, what is the legal precedence for that?

Your chance to mess with them. Tell them you are crossdressing transexual from transylvania, and a jedi warrior.

VWsurfbum

cooldad wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Why do we have to do it and how can we be forced to by law?

apparently there is a fine and criminal record waiting for anyone who chooses not to fill it out, what is the legal precedence for that?

Your chance to mess with them. Tell them you are crossdressing transexual from transylvania, and a jedi warrior.

Did you read mine? i thought it was meant to confidential?

projectsome

cooldad wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Why do we have to do it and how can we be forced to by law?

apparently there is a fine and criminal record waiting for anyone who chooses not to fill it out, what is the legal precedence for that?

Your chance to mess with them. Tell them you are crossdressing transexual from transylvania, and a jedi warrior.

this,

although I've never filled one out and I'd have no intention of adding the above

Anonymous

Are we going to start another campaign to get "Mountain Biker" added as a "religion" on the form?
I have a vague memory of MBUK trying it a few years ago. We should get all the other forums and facebook groups involved too.

projectsome

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Are we going to start another campaign to get "Mountain Biker" added as a "religion" on the form?
I have a vague memory of MBUK trying it a few years ago. We should get all the other forums and facebook groups involved too.

So, where's the census form

Anonymous

I dunno. Never actually seen one.

VWsurfbum

ive done mine and sent it back!

I am a Jedi!

sheepsteeth

wife re just filled out the one for our household as she wasnt particularly keen on the answers i was going to enter, most of which went along the lines of "mind your business" and other general lies.

VWsurfbum

What gets me is, all the "unknown" imigrants and tax dodgers etc who wont fill it in, so the country will be none the wiser about the amount of people living / working here.

cat_with_no_tail

sheepsteeth wrote:

wife re just filled out the one for our household as she wasnt particularly keen on the answers i was going to enter, most of which went along the lines of "mind your business" and other general lies.

Occupation: Professional Sheepstwat
Dependants: Buried in next doors garden with heads on backwards
Sex: Yes Please :roll:
Birth Place: Rhyll (sheepsteeths mum lives there too)



I have no idea if these are questions on the census, we dont have to fill one out here

Anonymous

There's no census on the IOM? oh.

cat_with_no_tail

We've never had any forms for it. Although I'm sure I rmember seeing a letter about it.

I've certainly never filled one in anyway.

Edit: Yes we do have a census, my bad. For the 2006 one I was travelling, and the 2001 one would most likely have been completed by the olds as I was stll at home.
:oops:

mak3m

how the hell do i know who will be sleeping at my house on the 27th march???????????

Raymondavalon

+1 on the Jedi!
In the last Australian census millions claimed to be Jedis making it the 4th most popular religion in the country
Win for the Rebel Scum and fail for the Empire

Anonymous

I hear there's a Jedi stronghold on Anglesey, and no, I'm not making it up

montevideoguy

I never actually told anyone I was leaving the country. I wonder if they'll try and fine me

thekickingmule

Mine came through the other day. I'll be moving into my new house a couple of days before. I don't know what to do with the one for the current house :?

Anonymous

Montevideoguy wrote:

I never actually told anyone I was leaving the country. I wonder if they'll try and fine me

You told a lot of us here.

sheepsteeth

Cat With No Tail wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

wife re just filled out the one for our household as she wasnt particularly keen on the answers i was going to enter, most of which went along the lines of "mind your business" and other general lies.

Occupation: Professional Sheepstwat
Dependants: Buried in next doors garden with heads on backwards
Sex: Yes Please :roll:
Birth Place: Rhyll (sheepsteeths mum lives there too)

almost exactly right except i was born in stoke and grew up in lichfield

but my mum does still live in rhyl (which is brill and makes my knob throb)

montevideoguy

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

I never actually told anyone I was leaving the country. I wonder if they'll try and fine me

You told a lot of us here.

You're manx though and I don't think we have any civil servants or Lockheed Martin employees so who knows.

Anonymous

Montevideoguy wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

I never actually told anyone I was leaving the country. I wonder if they'll try and fine me

You told a lot of us here.

You're manx though and I don't think we have any civil servants or Lockheed Martin employees so who knows.

Erm, what? I didn't understand any of that at all.

montevideoguy

Good. You're not involved in compiling the census and I doubt anyone else is (unless we have civil servant types or employees of Lockheed Martin) so that basically means no one related to this knows where I am.

Anonymous

We could all dob you in though. Especially if they bribe us with bacon.

montevideoguy

I'd dob myself in for some top quality bacon

thekickingmule

Montevideoguy wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

I never actually told anyone I was leaving the country. I wonder if they'll try and fine me

You told a lot of us here.

You're manx though and I don't think we have any civil servants or Lockheed Martin employees so who knows.

I thought YeeHaa was Welsh?

I don't think the government will particularly care that you've buggered off. If a member of your family in the future tries finding you though, they'll just presume you died some time between 2001 and 2011, except they won't find a death certificate, which will really p*ss them off. Well, it's p*ssed my Mum off!

montevideoguy

Why did I say manx?. Been a long day (and still on half 2...pish)

Anonymous

thekickingmule wrote:

I thought YeeHaa was Welsh?

So did I, until our lot were drunkenly ripping the pi** out of people in Welsh this last weekend, until one of us pointed out that our insults were almost entirely in English, and that we were being perfectly understood by the pub full of angry Caledonians

Northwind

yeehaamcgee wrote:

I hear there's a Jedi stronghold on Anglesey, and no, I'm not making it up

There was, but this guy leathered them all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LHjL5EvfKs

Anonymous

Leathered? Round here that means drunk. That would have been far more entertaining. Forcing his way in and compelling them to get rat-arsed

cat_with_no_tail