I had an argument with a transit van and lost

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  • Plod
    Plod Posts: 42
    Just fyi; one of my buddies always has a pair of usede D batteries on his jersey for "special occasions".[/quote]

    Eh? Sorry, don't understand.
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    Plod wrote:
    Just fyi; one of my buddies always has a pair of usede D batteries on his jersey for "special occasions".

    Eh? Sorry, don't understand.[/quote]

    Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.


    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • percey
    percey Posts: 53
    make the plonker lick em?
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    percey wrote:
    make the plonker lick em?

    You want PP3s for that. Forcing someone's tongue all the way around a D-type battery is well tedious.
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  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    edited March 2011
    psiturbo wrote:
    Just fyi; one of my buddies always has a pair of usede D batteries on his jersey for "special occasions".
    Isn't it supposed to be socks down the shorts? Would appear to be the same motivation as this post, at least.
  • polocini
    polocini Posts: 201
    Psiturbo-if you are carrying a knife you really are worse than the transit driver. Read the thread. It's not worth it.

    AL
  • psiturbo
    psiturbo Posts: 64
    The driver is using a vehicle as a weapon, something is better than nothing.

    I had drivers hit the horn, invade the bike lane and barely missing me, curse from the top of their lungs, and literally wait for me to pass them by.

    Had another incident where I was on this 10 mile empty road and I see this truck driver flashing his lights. Moved all the way to the opposing lane and he followed the same path, him as well into the opposing lane. I was like WTF dude, its a 10 mile empty road and you pissed off.

    He stopped the truck in the middle of the road and started going in reverse. Took out my cell phone and held it as if it resembled a gun and had it on my side. The driver stopped immediately and took off.

    Had another incident on a bike trail and this guy who is walking his dog without a leash comes out of nowhere invades my path, I almost hit him, and gets pissed off at me when I am on the main bike trail.

    He looks back and sees the knife that is hanging from the saddle bag, is clipped where the rear light is suppose to be attached. He kept on walking...

    The D batteries is for those aholes who hit the horn when cycling downtown. Throw a few of those to the back glass and will do some damage. I have never done it.

    Keep on living on that bubble, like I always say: "My rights begin where yours end".
  • dilemna
    dilemna Posts: 2,187
    psiturbo wrote:
    The driver is using a vehicle as a weapon, something is better than nothing.

    I had drivers hit the horn, invade the bike lane and barely missing me, curse from the top of their lungs, and literally wait for me to pass them by.

    Had another incident where I was on this 10 mile empty road and I see this truck driver flashing his lights. Moved all the way to the opposing lane and he followed the same path, him as well into the opposing lane. I was like WTF dude, its a 10 mile empty road and you pissed off.

    He stopped the truck in the middle of the road and started going in reverse. Took out my cell phone and held it as if it resembled a gun and had it on my side. The driver stopped immediately and took off.

    Had another incident on a bike trail and this guy who is walking his dog without a leash comes out of nowhere invades my path, I almost hit him, and gets pissed off at me when I am on the main bike trail.

    He looks back and sees the knife that is hanging from the saddle bag, is clipped where the rear light is suppose to be attached. He kept on walking...

    The D batteries is for those aholes who hit the horn when cycling downtown. Throw a few of those to the back glass and will do some damage. I have never done it.

    Keep on living on that bubble, like I always say: "My rights begin where yours end".

    You are a nutter. Hopefully the police get you before a serious pyscho hard man does or if you escape, calls on his mates to track you down. I think carrying a knife will get you a jail sentence or large fine, or killed if some one who you provoke gets it off you and stabs you dead.
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper; long and useful, but always ends at the wrong moment. Anon.
    Think how stupid the average person is.......
    half of them are even more stupid than you first thought.
  • dilemna wrote:
    psiturbo wrote:
    The driver is using a vehicle as a weapon, something is better than nothing.

    I had drivers hit the horn, invade the bike lane and barely missing me, curse from the top of their lungs, and literally wait for me to pass them by.

    Had another incident where I was on this 10 mile empty road and I see this truck driver flashing his lights. Moved all the way to the opposing lane and he followed the same path, him as well into the opposing lane. I was like WTF dude, its a 10 mile empty road and you pissed off.

    He stopped the truck in the middle of the road and started going in reverse. Took out my cell phone and held it as if it resembled a gun and had it on my side. The driver stopped immediately and took off.

    Had another incident on a bike trail and this guy who is walking his dog without a leash comes out of nowhere invades my path, I almost hit him, and gets pissed off at me when I am on the main bike trail.

    He looks back and sees the knife that is hanging from the saddle bag, is clipped where the rear light is suppose to be attached. He kept on walking...

    The D batteries is for those aholes who hit the horn when cycling downtown. Throw a few of those to the back glass and will do some damage. I have never done it.

    Keep on living on that bubble, like I always say: "My rights begin where yours end".

    You are a nutter. Hopefully the police get you before a serious pyscho hard man does or if you escape, calls on his mates to track you down. I think carrying a knife will get you a jail sentence or large fine, or killed if some one who you provoke gets it off you and stabs you dead.
    +1 You really need to consider your perspective on things. Knives aren't toys to frighten people with, they can cause incredible harm, especially in the hands of an idiot like you.

    As Dilmena says, one day you will meet someone more unhinged than yourself who won't hesitate to hurt you.
    "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! " - Homer
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Don't worry.

    psiturbo is from Florida.

    He will pull a knife, the other guy will pull a gun. :roll:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    This is what I use in Sussex to keep those pesky microlights away.

    bicycle%2Brocket%2Blauncher.jpg


    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • mattsaw
    mattsaw Posts: 907
    daviesee wrote:
    Don't worry.

    psiturbo is from Florida.

    He will pull a knife, the other guy will pull a gun. :roll:

    Aah, that explains things
    Bianchi C2C - Ritte Bosberg - Cervelo R3
    Strava
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Mattsaw wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    Don't worry.

    psiturbo is from Florida.

    He will pull a knife, the other guy will pull a gun. :roll:

    Aah, that explains things

    I was going to ask where he lives so that I can ensure that our paths never cross, what a fruit cake!