Sutton Sky Asthma

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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,157
    ratsbeyfus wrote:
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    That's not an inhaler... that's a periscope for Mini-Mr-Sutton.

    Judging by who Mini-Mr-Sutton seems to be looking at, he's not too picky.
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • Turfle
    Turfle Posts: 3,762
    What is "sky asthma"?
  • jerry3571
    jerry3571 Posts: 1,532
    HOOK WORMS UP YOUR BUTT!!

    I have heard about this before but on "The One Show" on BBC1 (UK) they only just mentioned that humans used to have worms and this is where the Immune System was concentrated.
    Now we don't have worms the Immune System has gone a bit mad and is causing Allergy problems such as asthma.
    So the cure for our Mr Sutton is Hook worms up the Butt.

    Sorry I digress.
    Back to the script please

    -Jerry
    “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”- Albert Einstein

    "You can't ride the Tour de France on mineral water."
    -Jacques Anquetil
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,157
    jerry3571 wrote:
    HOOK WORMS UP YOUR BUTT!!

    I have heard about this before but on "The One Show" on BBC1 (UK) they only just mentioned that humans used to have worms and this is where the Immune System was concentrated.
    Now we don't have worms the Immune System has gone a bit mad and is causing Allergy problems such as asthma.
    So the cure for our Mr Sutton is Hook worms up the Butt.

    Sorry I digress.
    Back to the script please

    -Jerry

    Laurent Fignon told a pretty horrible story about a tapeworm in his autobiography.
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    RichN95 wrote:
    jerry3571 wrote:
    HOOK WORMS UP YOUR BUTT!!

    I have heard about this before but on "The One Show" on BBC1 (UK) they only just mentioned that humans used to have worms and this is where the Immune System was concentrated.
    Now we don't have worms the Immune System has gone a bit mad and is causing Allergy problems such as asthma.
    So the cure for our Mr Sutton is Hook worms up the Butt.

    Sorry I digress.
    Back to the script please

    -Jerry

    Laurent Fignon told a pretty horrible story about a tapeworm in his autobiography.

    Yep... and Kimmage had a pretty awful bum fungus in his (ahem) Rough Ride.


    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    I don't know about asthma, but cycling definitely caused my obesity :roll:
  • jerry3571
    jerry3571 Posts: 1,532
    Pokerface wrote:
    I don't know about asthma, but cycling definitely caused my obesity :roll:

    Well the answer is obvious! Out on ride stop for a pit stop by a farm gate and give the gate a good licking. You may well get a Tape Worm with the benfits of the blighter eating your tea after you have consumed it and the worm will also give you lungs that are as clear as a whistle!! Enjoy!!

    -Jerry
    “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”- Albert Einstein

    "You can't ride the Tour de France on mineral water."
    -Jacques Anquetil