I just bought 2kg of Thornton's Original Special Toffee

Northwind

I am now going to eat myself into a diabetic coma. I'd appreciate if someone would call an ambulance at about midnight. Oh and a dentist.

peter413

OO OO OO, can I have some pleeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I'll give you a rice cake in return for it, they are better for you and you know it

Or make sure you come riding with me tomorrow to check out the race course and burn some of it off

Northwind

I suppose there might just be enough to keep you quiet for a few minutes. Or alternatively I could just beat you unconscious with one of the bigger chunks.

peter413

So long as some of that big chunk ends up in my mouth I will be happy :shock:

Anonymous

You are my new hero, Northwind

Aldo001

Ohhh I want some :P
Just fire it my way on the train.
Kthxbai

sheepsteeth

swap you for some cake?

Aggieboy

Northwind wrote:

I am now going to eat myself into a diabetic coma. I'd appreciate if someone would call an ambulance at about midnight. Oh and a dentist.

I'd also call a plumber if I were you, because if you eat it all tonight the extraction you'll need will be from your arse.

montevideoguy

A few months ago the Thorntons next to my old work had ordered a crazy surplus in special toffee so was punting bags of it for 20p. I walked in with £5 and got me 25 bags...was having it for lunch for 2 weeks.


Glorious stuff and I salute your purchase

Northwind

I'm getting a case of toffee fatigue, so I've decided to spice things up with a 2kg bag of haribo jelly babies. They count as fruit too for your 5 a day too. Good to take the healthy option.

specialized989

i actually broke down into tears when i found out that i couldnt eat the glorious brown stuff with my braces on. that lasted all of about 2 rides...

cat_with_no_tail

specialized989 wrote:

i actually broke down into tears when i found out that i couldnt eat the glorious brown stuff with my braces on. that lasted all of about 2 rides...

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!