Things people get annoyed about

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  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    The really really annoying people I work with
    Stupid people
    People who assume i'm stupid just because I'm working in sales
    People who claim to be 'athletes' but wouldn't know competition if it hit them in the face
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Actually one I forgot

    The British Media's desire to see people fail. It really gets my goat to see newspaper's build people up and put them on a pedestal, only to knock them down at the first chance. I just dislike the negativity and in fact negativity in general, sure we all like a good moan but please, not all the while. It surprises me how the Metro, a free paper commonly found on the transport network, often complains about the transport network. we are a nation of moaners!

    Moan over
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    work
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Today's list:
    Commuting by car!
    Women drivers who can't decide which lane to be in.
    Idiots driving Renault Clios.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    When you think you've actually got some spare cash, only to find out when you get home that the f**king tumble drier has decided to burn out. £200 gone.

    Scroaty little bell ends who think you're stupid, when you know they've just dropped themselves from a great height into the worlds biggest pile of do-do.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Lazyness under the name of health and safety. We had a train down Wolverhampton sidings yesterday and due to engineering there was a hosepipe sized pipe laying accross the designated walking route, it's presence was clearly marked by a cone and the walkway was well lit. The driver refused point blank to fetch it out as it was a tripping hazzard, meaning the train would be cancelled. So I went and brought it out of the sidings so the lazy cant had to work it forward. Seriously pees me off people using loopholes to be lazy when there's no need.

    I like a fiddle or to get out of doing stuff as much as the next guy, but not when there's really no need and when it disrupts hundreds of people. Ironically the train was cancelled though as the passenger door system failed and we couldn't get the doors open
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    People who can't cope with the real world. Shock horror, if they close a canteen and stop you driving a £150,000 emergency vehicle to Tesco, just how do you cope, how are you expected to survive? Possibly like every other person in the Country, you take your luch to work with you or use your own car!
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Ok my latest one is people telling me a trail is great, then it turns out to be a poootle around 20km of fire road with pretty views... not my bag baby!
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Ok my latest one is people telling me a trail is great, then it turns out to be a poootle around 20km of fire road with pretty views... not my bag baby!

    Yeah, Wales is full of sh1t trails.
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    The new principle annoys me now, just found out that they're trying to ban the college song because it's a "bit sexist" and "offensive to women"
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    People who can't spell principal.
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    bails87 wrote:
    People who can't spell principal.
    :lol:
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    The new Principal (is that better) annoys me now, just found out that they're trying to ban the college song because it's a "bit sexist" and "offensive to women
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    The new Principal (is that better) annoys me now, just found out that they're trying to ban the college song because it's a "bit sexist" and "offensive to women

    :twisted:

    This is the new, darker cudcatcher, so go **** yourself in the **** with a rusty *****-***** and a poodle!


    But, what's the song? :lol:
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    I hate poodles :twisted:

    Here it is
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    bails87 wrote:
    Ok my latest one is people telling me a trail is great, then it turns out to be a poootle around 20km of fire road with pretty views... not my bag baby!

    Yeah, Wales is full of sh1t trails.

    Not really, but the midlands oh my god they suck nuts :p
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Ooo and fair weather riders. Bunch of wimps :s
  • Humidity
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • I hate poodles :twisted:

    Here it is
    :lol: That's amazing. We should incorporate it into the Crud Catchers National Anthem! :lol:

    Wet Trails :evil:
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • The sound of someone else eating - it makes my flippin' blood boil.

    Honestly find it hard to believe I've not stoved in the head of at least one fathead chewing with their mouth open.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    looking at my payslip and seeing how much money i don't make after putting in 60+ hours overtime :evil:
  • MacAndCheese
    MacAndCheese Posts: 1,944
    here's my list, some have been mentioned already but here goes:

    Online shops that have items at a low price, only for you to find out that if you want in a size suitable for human beings you have to pay much more.

    BT's call centre cretins.

    People who hit their teeth with their spoon/fork when eating.

    People who rustle crisp packets whilst i'm trying to watch a film.

    Racists

    Nigerians

    Braking bumps and the people who do skids to create them.

    Alan Titchmarsh
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    Robert Kilroy Silk

    People who write computer Viruses

    Bill Gates

    Anyone who thinks violent computer games directly cause violence (if that were true i would have killed a lot of people by now!)

    The Pope

    People that don't offer towards petrol money for long journeys

    TKmaxx

    Shopping with my Girlfriend when she's "I'm not looking for anything in particular - just looking"

    Cyclists that ignore red lights

    Cyclists that don't use lights in the dark

    Motorists who tell me I should be using the cycle lane (no it's full of numpty cyclists/pedestrians and is far more dangerous than the road)

    Motorists who tell me I should get a car and pay road tax (i have and I do)

    Religion

    People who think everything their parents believe is gospel and don't question it.

    ahh...thats enough for now, I feel better thanks.
    Santa Cruz Chameleon
    Orange Alpine 160
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    that braking bumps on trails? If so man up! :p
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Bill Gates
    That one surprises me. I mean, fair enough, you can dislike Microsoft or whatever, but why would you hate Gates himself?
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Bill Gates
    That one surprises me. I mean, fair enough, you can dislike Microsoft or whatever, but why would you hate Gates himself?

    he looks like a kiddy fiddler?

  • Nigerians


    I always had the idea that Nigerians being a bunch of criminals was just a lazy stereotype. That was until I worked for Barclays Wealth and found out they had two fraud departments...one for Nigeria and one for everywhere else in the world. Something like a quarter of fraud against Barclays customers was by a Nigerian.
    As well as that if you were a Barclays Wealth client in Nigeria and lost your bank card, if you wanted a replacement you'd have to fly to London and collect it as they didn't even trust the staff in the Lagos rep office not to steal them for themselves.

    Just a wee anecdote
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    The sound of someone else eating - it makes my flippin' blood boil.

    Honestly find it hard to believe I've not stoved in the head of at least one fathead chewing with their mouth open.

    People moaning at me for making a noise eating
    The French
    The number of calories and amount of fat in a full english brekky
    Julia Bradbury
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • MacAndCheese
    MacAndCheese Posts: 1,944
    Bill Gates
    That one surprises me. I mean, fair enough, you can dislike Microsoft or whatever, but why would you hate Gates himself?

    This is the crudcatcher, answers don't have to be completely rational! :)
    Santa Cruz Chameleon
    Orange Alpine 160
  • Rigga
    Rigga Posts: 939
    People who type ' Brought ' instead of ' Bought '

    My girlfriend smoking in the toilet

    My girlfriend smoking in the kitchen

    My girlfriend smoking

    EDIT...

    My girlfriend
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Rigga wrote:
    People who type ' Brought ' instead of ' Bought '

    My girlfriend smoking in the toilet

    My girlfriend smoking in the kitchen

    My girlfriend smoking

    Yeah I hate it when your girlfriend smokes up in my bedroom too :twisted: