The Thread of Mild Insults

ratsbeyfus

You can't use apostrophes correctly.

Anonymous

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.

colinsmith123

Truth is, your birth certificate is actually a letter of apology to your mum and dad from the condom factory.

(My 12yr old son told me that one. Love it!!)

sloboy

You are a sad little man

moffatt666

You are a cock socket, literally, the screw-thread of the ball float in my water tank.

bagpusscp

your bike is built with scaffold poles.
and yours from burnt plastic.

Alloy frames ......recycled cat food tins.

Dunk_911

I think borat says it best with

'Why you look at me like that? I will eat your ****'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ8-WQmo ... re=related

Stewie Griffin

You're going down with the spanners.

desweller

You'll never get the hang of thinking up insults that are mild enough for this thread.

markyboy2005

away and park peas at yer granny......(no I don't know what it means)

You jumped in the Gene Pool when the lifeguard was off Duty

When you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your mum.

Crapaud

You don't deserve any Haribo.

DCowling

fizzer

pedylan

In the unlikley event that I want to hear any of your opinions, I'll tell you what they are first.

shouldbeinbed

If your brain exploded the smoke wouldn't reach your ears

term1te

You, you, you... silly soppy sentimental disconnected drain pipe. There, I said it.

markos1963

I might be fat but you're short and you can't do anything about that.

nevman

My learned friend

rhext

You don't pay road tax.....

Stewie Griffin

Bashi-bazouks

davis

Lollygaggers

blackpoolkev

You use your granny ring to go down hills

Buckled_Rims

I was going to insult you, but, your face does all the talking!

Zombie_donkey

Your front light is 500 lumens duller than my grans'.

disquieting_museeuws

You (madam) are an Otter: you are neither fish nor flesh and a man knows not where to have you.

brin

Carlsberg don't make wimps, but if they did they still wouldn't include you

Bunnyman 5.5

Halte die verdammte schnautze kartoffelfresse :twisted: !

Blacktemplar

You Sir, are clearly from the shallow end of the gene pool.

I heard you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the nappy?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Are your parents siblings?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my @rse.

I can always tell when you're lying. Your lips move.

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words

DCowling

Spanner

Jay dubbleU

You are a modest man and have much to be modest about

prb007

I would enter into an intellectual battle with you,
but you're obviously unarmed!