The Thread of Mild Insults
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Insult your fellow poster in the least offensive way possible.
You bunch of Twits.
You bunch of Twits.
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!0
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you absolute rotter.
I bet your hair has split ends and lacks lustre.0 -
You're a total, total... I don't know what you are, but you are one, and a total one at that!- - - - - - - - - -
On Strava.{/url}0 -
Des - your avatar says it all - you are a Rascal. And your post count is under 1000 - feeble effort.0
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This thread is a little bit less interesting than some others0
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This is underwhelming.0
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You are a stranger to common sense.Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs0
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We are all in this together.The older I get the faster I was0
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You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiotThe universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. ...Stapp’s Ironical Paradox Law
FCN3
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Slabber“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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Oh, you lot can be really rather tiresome at times2011 Bianchi D2 Cavaria in celeste (of course!)
2011 Enigma Echo 57cm in naked Ti
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I hear your sister fancies Chris Moyles.0
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The crease in your trousers is off centre. And you smell faintly of TCP.0
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A smell of petroleum prevails throughout...0
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Your ma!“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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You all wear underpants under your bibs.0
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If only you could cycle as well as you insult0
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GobshiteRemember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.0
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OffTheBackAdam wrote:Gobshite
Steady on.
Mouthpoo-poo would be more in keeping with the tone of this thread.0 -
You all have dirty chains.Giant Escape M1....
Penny Farthing
Unicycle
The bike the Goodies rode
Pogo Stick
Donkey on Roller skates.......OK I'm lying, but I am down to one bike right now and I feel bad about it,0 -
This thread is unspeakably mediocre.0
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.0
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I bet you still wet your bed.0
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Zombie_donkey wrote:You all have dirty chains.
You all have RUSTY chains!! :PThe universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. ...Stapp’s Ironical Paradox Law
FCN3
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I would mock you but the challenge has gone.How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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I know you're meticulous. But when God was handing out wit, sex appeal, talent and brains, did you HAVE to tie your laces...??0
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I'd wager your personality has made you a really good sprinter.How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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