Teaching Chav's a lesson.....too far?

getonyourbike

Theomerchant wrote:

getonyourbike wrote:

Theomerchant wrote:

Ah I can breathe a little easier knowing that I wasn't too badly in the wrong acting the way I did. It was in a rather chav ridden place just outside Wolverhampton city centre in the West Midlands. Wish you were here :?, to be fair though because I was TT training I was on the rough side of Wolverhampton (it has lots of lovely flat dual carriage ways) but the other side of Wolverhampton (out towards Ludlow/Shrewsbury/Telford) has some amazing rural riding...with no chavs!!!! .

is this the warstones/penn/finchfield side of wolverhampton? I'm planning on commuting to school, 9 miles each way through there, to WGS. Lets hope I don't have any of that

I went to school on the Finchfield side of Wolverhampton and that side is absolutely fine (commuted to school for about 4 years with no incidents), take it your going to Highfields?, I went to Smestow...there are chavs round there but there definitely all bark and no bite!!. The incident in question happened on the Bushbury / Fallings park side of Wolverhampton (much Much Worse!!).

Happy Commuting and beginning to a long lived cycling life!!

nah, its wolverhampton grammar school i go to. Loads of stuck up people, the only reason I go is because my grandparents decided to pay for me to go. luckily living in pensnett, dudley, kinda counteracts it.

getonyourbike

Theomerchant wrote:

getonyourbike wrote:

Theomerchant wrote:

Ah I can breathe a little easier knowing that I wasn't too badly in the wrong acting the way I did. It was in a rather chav ridden place just outside Wolverhampton city centre in the West Midlands. Wish you were here :?, to be fair though because I was TT training I was on the rough side of Wolverhampton (it has lots of lovely flat dual carriage ways) but the other side of Wolverhampton (out towards Ludlow/Shrewsbury/Telford) has some amazing rural riding...with no chavs!!!! .

is this the warstones/penn/finchfield side of wolverhampton? I'm planning on commuting to school, 9 miles each way through there, to WGS. Lets hope I don't have any of that

I went to school on the Finchfield side of Wolverhampton and that side is absolutely fine (commuted to school for about 4 years with no incidents), take it your going to Highfields?, I went to Smestow...there are chavs round there but there definitely all bark and no bite!!. The incident in question happened on the Bushbury / Fallings park side of Wolverhampton (much Much Worse!!).

Happy Commuting and beginning to a long lived cycling life!!

nah, its wolverhampton grammar school i go to. Loads of stuck up people, the only reason I go is because my grandparents decided to pay for me to go. luckily living in pensnett, dudley, kinda counteracts it.

long lived and happy cycling life +1

Elston

Hilarious! Full marks I say. There is a high chav population where I live, and I'd be delighted with myself if I responded to a similar situation with such aplomb. Well done.

brin

disquieting_museeuws wrote:

If a bear attacks you one escape method is to soil yourself and throw it at them - spitting at chavs is just a less extreme version.

doubt i would have much trouble with the first bit, it's the actual taking the time to pick it up and throw it i might have bother with

brin

verylonglegs wrote:

brin wrote:

...and possibly the chav will now be spending the next few weeks worrying in case he has contracted any life threatening disease from your deposit (no offence intended)
which might make him think twice next time.

Did you not consider how the bits highlighted may contradict each other?

yup, i did consider including both in the same sentence might cause some confusement

prb007

ozzzyosborn206 wrote:

that is pretty awesome, the greeny maybe a bit too far unless he was actually going to try and rob you, i would just give him a squirt with my bidon

+1 for the bidon defence - used it several times in similar situations.
Once through the sunroof of an old XR3! when I was convinced the driver
had gobbed at me - turns out it was his windscreen washers :oops:

agree with OP wrt 'cyclist's sense' - you can usually spot muppets like these
offenders from fifty paces and prepare for it!

turnerjohn

good on your sir !

Pross

You breached his civil rights - expect to get sued!

honcho67

soil yourself then throw it at the bear, quality how close would you need to be to hit said bear with turd. what a load of sh1t .

prb007

I'd soil myself anyway and hope the bear woul spit me out

Theomerchant

getonyourbike wrote:

Theomerchant wrote:

getonyourbike wrote:

Theomerchant wrote:

Ah I can breathe a little easier knowing that I wasn't too badly in the wrong acting the way I did. It was in a rather chav ridden place just outside Wolverhampton city centre in the West Midlands. Wish you were here :?, to be fair though because I was TT training I was on the rough side of Wolverhampton (it has lots of lovely flat dual carriage ways) but the other side of Wolverhampton (out towards Ludlow/Shrewsbury/Telford) has some amazing rural riding...with no chavs!!!! .

is this the warstones/penn/finchfield side of wolverhampton? I'm planning on commuting to school, 9 miles each way through there, to WGS. Lets hope I don't have any of that

I went to school on the Finchfield side of Wolverhampton and that side is absolutely fine (commuted to school for about 4 years with no incidents), take it your going to Highfields?, I went to Smestow...there are chavs round there but there definitely all bark and no bite!!. The incident in question happened on the Bushbury / Fallings park side of Wolverhampton (much Much Worse!!).

Happy Commuting and beginning to a long lived cycling life!!

nah, its wolverhampton grammar school i go to. Loads of stuck up people, the only reason I go is because my grandparents decided to pay for me to go. luckily living in pensnett, dudley, kinda counteracts it.

long lived and happy cycling life +1

I wouldn't complain, to be fair you cant put a price on a good education, Smestow was a waste of time in imho. It'll be well good commuting from pensnett to the grammar, its pretty much all downhill, should be able to get there in about -10mins!!.... although wont be so fun going back up to pensnett on the way home, time to get some hill training in!!!

Theomerchant

Thanks for everyones support by the way , Glad to know that the cycling communtiy supports me in my actions .

Now all we need to do is find a way to get rid of all the chav's....genocide anyone?.

Peter88

Gazzaputt wrote:

I'd like to shake your hand and congratulate you on actions.

+1
You feared for your safety and dealt with it in a non violent way.

Well done

getonyourbike

Theomerchant wrote:

getonyourbike wrote:

Theomerchant wrote:

getonyourbike wrote:

Theomerchant wrote:

Ah I can breathe a little easier knowing that I wasn't too badly in the wrong acting the way I did. It was in a rather chav ridden place just outside Wolverhampton city centre in the West Midlands. Wish you were here :?, to be fair though because I was TT training I was on the rough side of Wolverhampton (it has lots of lovely flat dual carriage ways) but the other side of Wolverhampton (out towards Ludlow/Shrewsbury/Telford) has some amazing rural riding...with no chavs!!!! .

is this the warstones/penn/finchfield side of wolverhampton? I'm planning on commuting to school, 9 miles each way through there, to WGS. Lets hope I don't have any of that

I went to school on the Finchfield side of Wolverhampton and that side is absolutely fine (commuted to school for about 4 years with no incidents), take it your going to Highfields?, I went to Smestow...there are chavs round there but there definitely all bark and no bite!!. The incident in question happened on the Bushbury / Fallings park side of Wolverhampton (much Much Worse!!).

Happy Commuting and beginning to a long lived cycling life!!

nah, its wolverhampton grammar school i go to. Loads of stuck up people, the only reason I go is because my grandparents decided to pay for me to go. luckily living in pensnett, dudley, kinda counteracts it.

long lived and happy cycling life +1

I wouldn't complain, to be fair you cant put a price on a good education, Smestow was a waste of time in imho. It'll be well good commuting from pensnett to the grammar, its pretty much all downhill, should be able to get there in about -10mins!!.... although wont be so fun going back up to pensnett on the way home, time to get some hill training in!!!

i'm looking forward to it though.

getonyourbike

Theomerchant wrote:

getonyourbike wrote:

Theomerchant wrote:

getonyourbike wrote:

Theomerchant wrote:

Ah I can breathe a little easier knowing that I wasn't too badly in the wrong acting the way I did. It was in a rather chav ridden place just outside Wolverhampton city centre in the West Midlands. Wish you were here :?, to be fair though because I was TT training I was on the rough side of Wolverhampton (it has lots of lovely flat dual carriage ways) but the other side of Wolverhampton (out towards Ludlow/Shrewsbury/Telford) has some amazing rural riding...with no chavs!!!! .

is this the warstones/penn/finchfield side of wolverhampton? I'm planning on commuting to school, 9 miles each way through there, to WGS. Lets hope I don't have any of that

I went to school on the Finchfield side of Wolverhampton and that side is absolutely fine (commuted to school for about 4 years with no incidents), take it your going to Highfields?, I went to Smestow...there are chavs round there but there definitely all bark and no bite!!. The incident in question happened on the Bushbury / Fallings park side of Wolverhampton (much Much Worse!!).

Happy Commuting and beginning to a long lived cycling life!!

nah, its wolverhampton grammar school i go to. Loads of stuck up people, the only reason I go is because my grandparents decided to pay for me to go. luckily living in pensnett, dudley, kinda counteracts it.

long lived and happy cycling life +1

I wouldn't complain, to be fair you cant put a price on a good education, Smestow was a waste of time in imho. It'll be well good commuting from pensnett to the grammar, its pretty much all downhill, should be able to get there in about -10mins!!.... although wont be so fun going back up to pensnett on the way home, time to get some hill training in!!!

i'm looking forward to it though.

mingmong

Defence by LungDart... brilliant effort!