Best excuse for not going to work
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An ex-colleague:
"Can't come in today because my Mum's cat died overnight."Mac0 -
Nifer wrote:Finbar Saunders wrote:langster wrote:I was late for work this morning as I took too many Viagra and couldn't get my trousers on.
If you don't believe me ask your mom.
I wouldn't go round boasting about being a necrophiliac if I were you!
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Man... all the lol's have been counter balanced with the nlols of the thermostat.0
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My house is never allowed to drop below 20c all year, I love having air con and an open fireplace - win win !!
Also bibles burn very fearsly though I think the local church is on to me :roll:Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
Excuses for not going to work :-
Can't be fucked
I hate you all and if I come in i might kill one or more of you
Can't be fucked
It's too far
Why should I?
It just boring and you're all below me ...
I've tried it and frankly didn't enjoy it muchRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
Best excuse for a day off from a colleague (early 20s) He'd eaten too much ice cream the night before and was still feeling sick.0
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On Monday I used "got hit by a car" :x Now I'm on 'absence monitoring' because about 6 weeks ago I was off with kidney stones. :roll: Perhaps I'll send human remains a copy of the x-ray & police report? :twisted:There is no secret ingredient...0
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"I resign"
Worked for me :-)Misguided Idealist0 -
Fireblade96 wrote:"I resign"
Worked for me :-)
100% of the time, it works all the time ....Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
RichK wrote:On Monday I used "got hit by a car" :x Now I'm on 'absence monitoring' because about 6 weeks ago I was off with kidney stones. :roll: Perhaps I'll send human remains a copy of the x-ray & police report? :twisted:
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On Saturday, I did get hit by a car. Thus, college had one fewer pupils until today. Brilliant, except for the ridiculous amounts of pain I'm in...I know not where I am going, my future will decide. But it's not the destination, it's the glory of the ride.
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About 2 months ago i sheared my rib muscles and the pain killers i was prescribed meant i could not drive or operate machinery...
I use electric tow motors and fork trucks at work :?
I could have cycled but i could not even walk or breathe without pain.FCN 3/5/90 -
One guy at our work didn't come in one day as his water pipes had frozen (it was June!) Needless to say he doesn't work with us anymore. Bless him.0
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cyberknight wrote:About 2 months ago i sheared my rib muscles and the pain killers i was prescribed meant i could not drive or operate machinery...
I use electric tow motors and fork trucks at work :?
I could have cycled but i could not even walk or breathe without pain.
I contracted pleurisy one time (I creaked every time I breathed and it was agony),so I went to see the Doctor - it took her all of 1 minute to work out what was wrong, and told me that there were two types of pleurisy: 'wet' and 'dry'
I asked "which do I have?"
she responded (I kid you not) "Are you dead yet?"
"Errrr...... no?"
"Well, it'll be dry then"
:shock:Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0