Embarrassment is.....

Sirius631

Coming across your dad's perished penis enlarger whilst clearing the loft.

Anyone top that?

15peter20

...failing to spell Embarrassment correctly.

turboslave

yes, and I'm not telling :oops:

Sirius631

15peter20 wrote:

...failing to spell Embarrassment correctly.

....being unable to delete notice of an error when the error has already been corrected.

15peter20

Sirius631 wrote:

Coming across your dad's perished penis enlarger whilst clearing the loft.

Anyone top that?

tell us, do you take after your father?

RichN95.

15peter20 wrote:

tell us, do you take after your father?

It's better than taking after his mother.

15peter20

RichN95 wrote:

15peter20 wrote:

tell us, do you take after your father?

It's better than taking after his mother.

How do you know his mother didn't also need penis enlargement?

legin

singing i love you in my best barny the dinasaur voice down the phone line to my son when he was three only to find out when i turned around i was being observed by three girls

TuckerUK

...recognising a penis enlarger? :shock:

CHRISNOIR

Not quite a penis-enlarger but while clearing the loft I found my dad's old jazz-mag collection (is two mags a 'collection'?). It was a bit strange thinking 'Dad probably cracked one out to this'. Judging from the bush on display they were from the seventies.

Also, why did he store it in the loft? Our loft is rank - last place you'd want to pop for a cheeky one off the wrist.

inkyfingers

legin wrote:

singing i love you in my best barny the dinasaur voice down the phone line to my son when he was three only to find out when i turned around i was being observed by three girls

That's OK, they may have taken the piss but deep down women love men who they think would be good fathers to their children.

Bronzie

in my shallow youth (ie 25 years ago) perusing the.............er, "gentleman's magazines" on the top shelf of a petrol station only to have the entire lot slide off the shelf on top of my head. It was raining tits and fannies for sure. Make half-hearted effort to clean up the carnage before making a hasty exit. Bet that CCTV clip is on YouTube somewhere.

Warwickshire Whizzer

Your son finding your penis enlarger in the loft.

Pross

Diving into the swimming pool as a teenager and losing your trunks, thinking you have rectified things under water only to get out and walk around with them pulled up too much and having one half of the veg poking out (not that it happened to me) :oops:

crumbschief

CHRISNOIR wrote:

Not quite a penis-enlarger but while clearing the loft I found my dad's old jazz-mag collection (is two mags a 'collection'?). It was a bit strange thinking 'Dad probably cracked one out to this'. Judging from the bush on display they were from the seventies.

Also, why did he store it in the loft? Our loft is rank - last place you'd want to pop for a cheeky one off the wrist.

Maybe he just couldn't let go.

StanwaySteve62

being SpeedKing and looking at your previous threads

ratsbeyfus

Warwickshire Whizzer wrote:

Your son finding your penis enlarger in the loft.

...and posting it on a forum.

Cleat Eastwood

You have PM

brucey72

My brothers mate was getting passport photo's taken in one of those photo booths that sit near the checkout at the supermarket. For some reason he thought it would be hilarious to "moon" at the camera for the last of his three photos only to lose balance when his pants were down and fall out of the booth in front of everyone in the queue for their groceries. I will never forget the look of panic and embarressment on his face as he lay on the floor trying to pull his pants up. I think that is the last time I actually cried with laughter.............................actually that's not true, I cried with laughter when I re-read the SPEED-KING thread which was linked on another thread.

beverick

15peter20 wrote:

RichN95 wrote:

15peter20 wrote:

tell us, do you take after your father?

It's better than taking after his mother.

How do you know his mother didn't also need penis enlargement?

Let's face it, It was probably his mother who recognised the need for it in the first place.

Bob

Airwave

Warwickshire Whizzer wrote:

Your son finding your penis enlarger in the loft.

Cash in the Attic finding your penis enlarger in the loft whilst filming live on BBC 1.

garrynolan

...you did what over your dads what in the attic??? Pervert! :shock:

garrynolan

Stopping at lights for the first time while using my new clipless pedals - unclipped brilliantly, put foot down - totally missed kerb resulting in magnificent pratfall in front of queue of cars. Not funny but it was really.

priory

cycling downhill , clipped and strapped, queue at traffic lights for roadworks, me cross road to pavement (out of town, no peds about, but not my normal style) shoot down past the roadworks, branch sticks in my front wheel, I flip forward and land suspended upside-down in a bush still sitting on my bike.The drivers go past laughing hysterically .
some of them know me because I am a local doctor.

Heckler1974

Sirius631 wrote:

Coming across your dad's perished penis enlarger whilst clearing the loft.

Anyone top that?

Why was your Dad's penis perished? :?

Pokerface

This:

Pross

Pokerface wrote:

This:

It's been a while since you had an excuse to drag that one out!

Pokerface

Pross wrote:

It's been a while since you had an excuse to drag that one out!

Hee hee. Was just cleaning out my photobucket account this morning and came across it.

STEFANOS4784

Pokerface wrote:

This:

Iknow that guy. I must say that he ran his ass off in that race.

antfly

What's a penis enlarger anyway?

AndyF16

Not me, but upon someone walking into the room whilst you're doing a spot of 'one handed surfing' slamming the laptop closed before the mpeg had finished loading - only to quickly realise that this action does not disable the speakers :oops: