The "Who likes DDD's Threads" Thread....
gtvlusso
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Fabulous....
Makes my day to read something random from some bloke I have never met. Even if I disagree, it makes me think of others opinions and viewpoints on stuff I would not normally think about.....or care about.
"to the power awesome"....or some sh1te he spouts on about :-) :-)
Without DDD, this forum would be about bikes and stuff, and who the f*ck would want to read that!?!
Makes my day to read something random from some bloke I have never met. Even if I disagree, it makes me think of others opinions and viewpoints on stuff I would not normally think about.....or care about.
"to the power awesome"....or some sh1te he spouts on about :-) :-)
Without DDD, this forum would be about bikes and stuff, and who the f*ck would want to read that!?!
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I do, now. :shock:0
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Down with this sort of thing?Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
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MonkeyMonster wrote:Down with this sort of thing?
^this sort of thing? or the actual point of the thread?Purveyor of sonic doom
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This will end in flames...
But thank you!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Love 'em, despite often containing complete nonsense. Perhaps that's why I love 'em...0
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I like them more the less regular they are.0
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lost_in_thought wrote:I like them more the less regular they are.
Do you mean regular, or frequent?
I don't want to give DDD ideas, but I reckon you'd not be happy if, to appease you, he started threads more often, but at less predictable intervals...
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Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:I like them more the less regular they are.
Do you mean regular, or frequent?
I don't want to give DDD ideas, but I reckon you'd not be happy if, to appease you, he started threads more often, but at less predictable intervals...
I mean frequent.0 -
I just want to know if he's still sharing his house with the mouse0
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Ian.B wrote:I just want to know if he's still sharing his house with the mouse
We got one of those plugs that sends a high pitch signal to keep them at bay, haven't seen anything since.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Clever Pun wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:Down with this sort of thing?
^this sort of thing? or the actual point of the thread?
in a silly manner...
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Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:I like them more the less regular they are.
Do you mean regular, or frequent?
I don't want to give DDD ideas, but I reckon you'd not be happy if, to appease you, he started threads more often, but at less predictable intervals...
10am, just after breakfast goes down.
Edit: Yeah, I like them. He does seem to attract some snipey nastiness, but that is what you get for sticking your neck out on the net I suppose.0 -
Must admit I assumed you meant Goofy...lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:I like them more the less regular they are.
Do you mean regular, or frequent?
I don't want to give DDD ideas, but I reckon you'd not be happy if, to appease you, he started threads more often, but at less predictable intervals...
I mean frequent.0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:I like them more the less regular they are.
Do you mean regular, or frequent?
I don't want to give DDD ideas, but I reckon you'd not be happy if, to appease you, he started threads more often, but at less predictable intervals...
I mean frequent.
So your advice to him is when you're thinking of posting, don't. Wait a bit. Still thinking? Wait some more. :twisted:
I like them, complete bollocks as they usually are, I especially liked the story about the mouse that kicked him out of his house, shredded his comics, slept with his missus and stole the Power Awesome.0 -
Every aspect of the mouse story was true.
I still feel uncomfortable thinking about it. I once used the vacuum cleaner to get ride of a bee.
Well, it was in the bath so I put a bucket over it and the argos catelogue on top of the bucket, turned the tap on and walked away. Thinking "DDD 1, Bee 0". The Bee was massive I might add.
The next thing I heard was the Argos falling into the bath, so I went and checked and there was the Argos in the water, the bucket on its side and the bee swimming in the water. So I thought "F*ck this" got my hoover and sucked it up*. I did the same with a moth that was a little too big for me armed with a shoe to take on...
*I was outside the bathroom and reached for the bee with the extendable attachment... Like hell I was going in there.Food Chain number = 4
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oh dear, the only time I got a bit pissy with an insect was in France when a plane sized hornet was trying to get into the small house we were staying in. .
wrapped a towel round my hand smacked it through the open window and closed it quick smartPurveyor of sonic doom
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DonDaddyD wrote:Every aspect of the mouse story was true.
I still feel uncomfortable thinking about it. I once used the vacuum cleaner to get ride of a bee.
Well, it was in the bath so I put a bucket over it and the argos catelogue on top of the bucket, turned the tap on and walked away. Thinking "DDD 1, Bee 0". The Bee was massive I might add.
The next thing I heard was the Argos falling into the bath, so I went and checked and there was the Argos in the water, the bucket on its side and the bee swimming in the water. So I thought "F*ck this" got my hoover and sucked it up*. I did the same with a moth that was a little too big for me armed with a shoe to take on...
*I was outside the bathroom and reached for the bee with the extendable attachment... Like hell I was going in there.
To get rid of bees you should play Alice Cooper at a loud volume. Argos catalogues just enrage them.Giant Escape M1....
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Must admit I assumed you meant Goofy...lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:I like them more the less regular they are.
Do you mean regular, or frequent?
I don't want to give DDD ideas, but I reckon you'd not be happy if, to appease you, he started threads more often, but at less predictable intervals...
I mean frequent.
Why you, ... That's a *boarder* joke!
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Zombie_donkey wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Every aspect of the mouse story was true.
I still feel uncomfortable thinking about it. I once used the vacuum cleaner to get ride of a bee.
Well, it was in the bath so I put a bucket over it and the argos catelogue on top of the bucket, turned the tap on and walked away. Thinking "DDD 1, Bee 0". The Bee was massive I might add.
The next thing I heard was the Argos falling into the bath, so I went and checked and there was the Argos in the water, the bucket on its side and the bee swimming in the water. So I thought "F*ck this" got my hoover and sucked it up*. I did the same with a moth that was a little too big for me armed with a shoe to take on...
*I was outside the bathroom and reached for the bee with the extendable attachment... Like hell I was going in there.
To get rid of bees you should play Alice Cooper at a loud volume. Argos catalogues just enrage them.
Please don't try this at home people.
Sucking water into an electrical appliance isn't big or clever.“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
I still think after Mousegate, DDD needs to MTFU! I find something slightly worrying in a man who is afraid of mice :roll:
His threads amuse me however
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I like DDD's threads... he's obviously an intelligent bloke, stimulating debate... just a shame that we pay his wages through the NHS so he can entertain me whilst I'M wasting time at work... *lights touchpaper and retreats to a safe distance* Road bike FCN 6
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I'm pretty sure he owes me a tenner :roll:Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
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If you don't like DDD's threads, don't read them. Reading them is not compulsory!FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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He makes me laugh. I've only met him once and he was on CS3 fixing a puncture with his bike upside down. Anyone that turns their bike upside down to fix a puncture makes me laugh!0
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I like some of his threads, some of them I dont.
Some of his comments are good, some nonsense. But he does put plenty of effort in and stands up when he thinks somethings is wrong or needs challenging - so jolly good show and all that.
But I have a couple of questions how in the name of buddha or whoever
1) Wants to Ride a bee.
2) Needs a Vacuum cleaner to help them do it.
If you want to shag a bee thats fine but try dinner first.No Babbit No, Look what Birdy doing0
