Prince William to marry Kate Middleton

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  • W1
    W1 Posts: 2,636
    mybreakfastconsisted wrote:
    Filth:

    Are you by any chance a grubby, beared old perv.....?
  • W1
    W1 Posts: 2,636
    edhornby wrote:
    oooh hang on...

    no, still could't give a flying...

    I do hope that you enjoy work on the 29th April then.
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Sketchley wrote:
    I think I might go for a ride that day. Roads should be fairly empty.

    I'm planning on leaving the country
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  • mybreakfastconsisted
    mybreakfastconsisted Posts: 1,018
    I imagine she'd bray as I twanged her Hawaiian Love Muscle.

    Easter is late next year and the wedding day is the Friday before Mayday so you could take 4 days off work and have 9 days off to go and throw bottles at the happy couple, I mean cheer and clap like a demented Mail reader.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    mybreakfastconsisted wrote:
    Filth:

    Is this like one of them ironic oxymoron things?

    I.e.

    She looks so unlikely she must be (equal to how unlikely she looks)
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    mybreakfastconsisted wrote:
    I imagine she'd bray as I twanged her Hawaiian Love Muscle.

    Hawaiian Love Muscle? Seriously???

    Also do you think she had a hard wood floor......

    ......at her house in Wales, and who do you think is the lucky soul who gets to install it, maintain it....
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  • mybreakfastconsisted
    mybreakfastconsisted Posts: 1,018
    I'd fiddle with her underlay etc.
  • Agent57
    Agent57 Posts: 2,300
    mybreakfastconsisted wrote:
    I imagine she'd bray as I twanged her Hawaiian Love Muscle.

    Easter is late next year and the wedding day is the Friday before Mayday so you could take 4 days off work and have 9 days off to go and throw bottles at the happy couple, I mean cheer and clap like a demented Mail reader.

    11 unbroken days away from work for the price of 3, isn't it?

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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,407
    mybreakfastconsisted wrote:
    I'd fiddle with her underlay etc.

    You going to go on like this much longer? Or maybe you could just take yourself off into a corner with a copy of Hello! or whatever.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Anyone else think she has exactly the same mouth and chin as Des O'Connor?
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  • mybreakfastconsisted
    mybreakfastconsisted Posts: 1,018
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Anyone else think she has exactly the same mouth and chin as Des O'Connor?

    That's weird, to me it looks as though she married Bruce Forsyth in the seventies then escaped his clutches in a time machine.
  • mybreakfastconsisted
    mybreakfastconsisted Posts: 1,018
    The Americans are going crazy ape bonkers over this chuffing wedding, London will be over run with Yanks next April. They really annoy me when they feed the pigeons. They're fat, they waddle about looking ridiculous having sex in alleys and eating rancid burgers.

    In other news:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/no ... al-wedding

    Bishop suspended for criticising the wedding, unbelievable.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    mybreakfastconsisted wrote:
    The Americans are going crazy ape bonkers over this chuffing wedding, London will be over run with Yanks next April. They really annoy me when they feed the pigeons. They're fat, they waddle about looking ridiculous having sex in alleys and eating rancid burgers.

    In other news:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/no ... al-wedding

    Bishop suspended for criticising the wedding, unbelievable.

    Americans, the ones interested in the Monarchy, are too consertive to have sex in alleys.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    mybreakfastconsisted wrote:
    The Americans are going crazy ape bonkers over this chuffing wedding, London will be over run with Yanks next April. They really annoy me when they feed the pigeons. They're fat, they waddle about looking ridiculous having sex in alleys and eating rancid burgers.

    In other news:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/no ... al-wedding

    Bishop suspended for criticising the wedding, unbelievable.

    Americans, the ones interested in the Monarchy, are too consertive to have sex in alleys.

    I've heard right-wing sex is the best...
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  • mybreakfastconsisted
    mybreakfastconsisted Posts: 1,018
    It's 2010 and you can lose your job for criticising a royal wedding, WTF??
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    mybreakfastconsisted wrote:
    It's 2010 and you can lose your job for criticising a royal wedding, WTF??
    More like you can lose your job if you're a senior church member who uses very ungallant language in public about a young couple about to be married. I reckon you could get away with it. Are you still gainfully employed? S'alright then.

    Anyway.
    W1 wrote:
    Are you by any chance a grubby, beared old perv.....?
    Did someone call?
  • mybreakfastconsisted
    mybreakfastconsisted Posts: 1,018
    Well, yes, and a couple of hundred years ago he'd have lost his head.

    I'd like to think we'd progressed to the stage where opinions were allowed.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,407
    mybreakfastconsisted wrote:
    The Americans are going crazy ape bonkers over this chuffing wedding, London will be over run with Yanks next April. They really annoy me when they feed the pigeons. They're fat, they waddle about looking ridiculous having sex in alleys and eating rancid burgers.

    In other news:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/no ... al-wedding

    Bishop suspended for criticising the wedding, unbelievable.

    Criticism implies some care and thought in the expression of his opinion. I'd say he was just mouthing off. If he feels that way about the Royal family and marriage, then the Church of England is an odd place to look for employment.
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  • mybreakfastconsisted
    mybreakfastconsisted Posts: 1,018
    Posting it on Facebook was daft. More proof only idiots use Facebook.

    But I don't think the Royal Family were diminished by the ill-judged remarks and I think the suspension is truly pathetic.
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,355
    What is the British obsession with apologising?

    For goodness sake if you express an opinion have the balls to stick by it.
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