Deep heat in your shorts
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[Sanctimonious mode] That's likely to land you in jail when he's driving at 70 and it starts to rain....gtvlusso wrote:If he has a car:
WD40 the windscreen wipers.....As soon as they are used the windscreen becomes a greasy mess. Never clears! I had to call the AA to tow the care home when some git did this to me many years ago....could not see out of the windscreen at all.
That reads like you've stitched up one of your team you want to get rid of?Another good one is leaving Porn DVD's in his drawers and one in the laptop/PC drive and reporting it to IT.......nothing like a good old gross misconduct investigation....Something I am currently going through with one of my team who has been "caught" with porn.....
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Some good ideas on here actually but as CW says you're a vindictive lot!0 -
Superglue a two pence piece to his windshield. Most people will try to pry it off (rather than use a superglue solvent)....
It'll shatter the windshield.... :twisted:0 -
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Get a colleague to worriedly tell him you've been taking to hospital with a bleeding penis and they still don't know if you'll pull through.0
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Greg66 wrote:Get your missus/GF to send him anonymous texts as if from a mistress. Then tip off his wife.
Get a cheap PAYG sim for this and not register it to your address if you have to register it. Another option is to wait till it happens again and the shorts smell strongly of deep heat then walk into the office and rub the affected area of your shorts into his face and ask if he like the smell of deep heat.I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0 -
I have heard many a yelp of pain from referees and cyclists alike who have come a cropper to deep heat in the shorts or an accidental miss when putting deep heat around the groin area.
never as bad as getting things caught in a zip though. :!:
Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0
