Kirsty Allsopp

crankycrank

Frank the tank wrote:

What about Zoe Salmon, what she couldn't do with sticky back plastic wasn't worth knowing.

And talking of MILF, which I wasn't but someone was earlier,who popped up on the news this evening. Sarah Palin oh yessss!

Give me your address. I'll wrap her up, put her in a box and ship her to your house on the condition you promise to never let her leave the UK. I'll even include some extra tape for her mouth so you don't have to listen to her mindless drivel. Please.

Frank the tank

crankycrank wrote:

Frank the tank wrote:

What about Zoe Salmon, what she couldn't do with sticky back plastic wasn't worth knowing.

And talking of MILF, which I wasn't but someone was earlier,who popped up on the news this evening. Sarah Palin oh yessss!

Give me your address. I'll wrap her up, put her in a box and ship her to your house on the condition you promise to never let her leave the UK. I'll even include some extra tape for her mouth so you don't have to listen to her mindless drivel. Please.

Not the slightest bit interested in her politics, my comment was purely groin driven.

ilm_zero7

I think this topic is particularly immature - fantasizing about women in the media and minor celebs, and its all text - please when people post comments about these women can they do so with a suitably sexy image?

elPedro666

Felt so Good wrote:

I think this topic is particularly immature - fantasizing about women in the media and minor celebs, and its all text - please when people post comments about these women can they do so with a suitably sexy image?

Quite right too, here's Zoe for starters, demonstrating another use for sticky back plastic...