Kirsty Allsopp

jim453

On BBC breakfast news after the ubiquitous Ray Davies.

What a d**k.

Are we really to listen to her advising on living frugally in austerity Britain? Apparently we should be reclaiming priceless antiques from skips and selling them at Christies or some garbage. We should also be crocheting all our own clothing and food out of horse hair and grass. Crocheting is apparently a wonderful thing to do to spend time with the family before elevensies.

Is this woman on drugs? Has she ever visited a council estate? or anywhere without a mile long gravel drive?

She employs a nanny and a PA and a stylist so she can have time to go bin diving at sandringham.

She had a recent telly programme about doing up a beautiful old farmhouse in north devon that was going to be her family home for ever and ever and ever etc. As soon as the programme/real estate advert had aired she slaps her wonderful new home (done up by the BBC) on the rental market and makes about twenty million pounds a second out of letting it.


Oh, never mind.

I'm not watching breakfast news any more.

simonaspinall

Ah well, consider your rant if it had been on Daybreak/GMTV?

Definitely milf though

toontra

Telly always has been and always will be the prime target for self-promoting, money-grabbing egotistical tw@ts. Why pay for advertising when you can get the licence payer to do it for you.

singlespeedexplosif

Definitely milf though
mom (sic) I'd like to flailrepeatedlyaroundtheheadwithanironbarthestupidf*ckingstuckupb1tch?

jim453

Well, quite!

shouldbeinbed

singlespeedexplosif wrote:

Definitely milf though
mom (sic) I'd like to flailrepeatedlyaroundtheheadwithanironbarthestupidf*ckingstuckupb1tch?

+ about a million.

bigmat

singlespeedexplosif wrote:

Definitely milf though
mom (sic) I'd like to flailrepeatedlyaroundtheheadwithanironbarthestupidf*ckingstuckupb1tch?

Beat me to it, I was going to say MILPITF (mom i'd like to punch in the face). Stupid smug bitch.

Mr_Cellophane

Kirstie or Sarah ?


Undoubtedly Kirstie 8) [/img]

singlespeedexplosif

I'd happily beat the two of them around the head with a metallic object. What is their purpose?

Gazzaputt

Beanie. Look at them puppies.

northernneil

oh no !! a thread about the attractiveness of women/girls

certain people from nottingham will be HORRIFIED !!

:?

simonaspinall

shouldbeinbed wrote:

singlespeedexplosif wrote:

Definitely milf though
mom (sic) I'd like to flailrepeatedlyaroundtheheadwithanironbarthestupidf*ckingstuckupb1tch?

+ about a million.

True. Still MILF though

It must be a posh fetish I have

simonaspinall

singlespeedexplosif wrote:

I'd happily beat the two of them around the head with a metallic object. What is their purpose?

To create conversation around the table at an unbearably middle class dinner party. With stupid napkin rings, place namecards and a wooden salad bowl.

izza

simonaspinall wrote:

shouldbeinbed wrote:

singlespeedexplosif wrote:

Definitely milf though
mom (sic) I'd like to flailrepeatedlyaroundtheheadwithanironbarthestupidf*ckingstuckupb1tch?

+ about a million.

True. Still MILF though

It must be a posh fetish I have

Recently saw the curvaceous Kirsty in London. Unfortunately she was stood next to Nell.

Kirsty lost.

kettrinboy

Mr_Cellophane wrote:

Kirstie or Sarah ?


Undoubtedly Kirstie 8) [/img]

every time i see Sarah on tv her tits seem to have grown even bigger, she could literally knock Allsopp into a cocked hat with that pair.

simonaspinall

You can't compare Nell to Kirsty - Sporty vs Posh

That's like comparing Kirsty Gallagher to Nigella

Both quite hot in their own way but two different sports, not leagues

Pross

Saw Karen Hardy who used to be in Strictly Come Dancing on TV recently and thought she looked like Kirsty's (much) sexier sister.

Stewie Griffin

Cross referenced to the living in London thread. A much prettier chick has just grilled my panini (NOT A EUPHEMISM, unfortunately ) than either of the above. Allsop (in the pic above, I have never seen her before, perhaps its a bad pic) is not very attractive, however, each to their own. London might be dirty, smelly and full of rude people who dont talk to each other but as its "the place to be" its got lots of fit burds, many from abroad.

Previously, when I have questioned some of my fellow bikeradar users taste in Women I got tagged as someone who must obviously have a shuffle to page three as its clearly all I can get. I dont, as I find the topical quote in the little box to be so unbelievable that it becomes off putting, one this week quoted Nietzsche*, thats enough to cost any man his lob on.

*I dont buy the Sun, the owner of the coffee shop does.

Warwickshire Whizzer

Tthe Beanie is well up for it, she's always preggers. Needs to wash her hair though.

GeorgeShaw

What do you expect, Allsopp is the daughter of a baron.

sampras38

simonaspinall wrote:

Ah well, consider your rant if it had been on Daybreak/GMTV?

Definitely milf though

Have you seen her from the neck down?



frumpy or what...

Pross

sampras38 wrote:

simonaspinall wrote:

Ah well, consider your rant if it had been on Daybreak/GMTV?

Definitely milf though

Have you seen her from the neck down?



frumpy or what...

I've often read threads about her going on about how good she looks and had exactly the same thought - not great from the neck up either to be honest!

pilch

She'd still geddit

Pross

pilch wrote:

She'd still geddit

Not from me and it's not often I say that! :shock:

sampras38

Pross wrote:

pilch wrote:

She'd still geddit

Not from me and it's not often I say that! :shock:

Nor me..;-)

I'm all for posh totty but she's just posh..

simonaspinall

Pross wrote:

pilch wrote:

She'd still geddit

Not from me and it's not often I say that! :shock:

A couple of pints and you'd have to be restrained

Anonymous

simonaspinall wrote:

singlespeedexplosif wrote:

I'd happily beat the two of them around the head with a metallic object. What is their purpose?

To create conversation around the table at an unbearably middle class dinner party. With stupid napkin rings, place namecards and a wooden salad bowl.

WHOA Bessie. I have a wooden salad bowl with 2 big wooden forks for picking up the salad. Nothing wrong with that, much better than the old dinner plate we used to use. I like the bird on the show when they try to decide to buy abroad or buy in UK.

softlad

dmclite wrote:

I like the bird on the show when they try to decide to buy abroad or buy in UK.

Jasmine Harman...

Frank the tank

What about Zoe Salmon, what she couldn't do with sticky back plastic wasn't worth knowing.

And talking of MILF, which I wasn't but someone was earlier,who popped up on the news this evening. Sarah Palin oh yessss!

Anonymous

Frank the tank wrote:

What about Zoe Salmon, what she couldn't do with sticky back plastic wasn't worth knowing.

fnarr, fnarr.

brakelever

sarah palin ! bloody hell , it must be the glasses