I need a man....

taz3611
taz3611 Posts: 172
.....or 2 or 3 to be a riding buddies. Or a woman. I'm a straight male so don't let the title put you off. I don't want to go down the club route but would like some company over the winter months for weekend rides of up to 5 hours at a relaxed pace, to build base mileage. As the months get warmer, I want to up the pace somewhat. I live just west of Bury St. Edmunds, Suffolk. Anyone?

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  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    Me too, I'm near Edinburgh!
  • taz3611
    taz3611 Posts: 172
    Bit far away fella. Could meet up half way-Around York!
  • I answered a similar request for a MTBing buddy about 10 years ago.

    Bloke seemed OK. We went out cycling a few times. Started going to the gym together. Introduced each others girlfriends. All four of us started cycling together. Then meals out. Then dinner parties. Even, after a few months, a MTBing weekend in Appletreewick in the Yorkshire Dales.

    All seemed normal until.........

    One Friday evening I get 'stood up' at the gym. Everybody asks 'where's Dave*?' Including his girlfriend who was supposed to be meeting us there.

    Long story short. Turns out Dave* was busy bashing in the head of his mate's wife. Then throwing her in the pool, along with the cat, to make it look like an accident.

    So be afraid. Be very afraid.

    *Not his real name....... his real name was Darren
    Basso Astra
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  • taz3611
    taz3611 Posts: 172
    Ooh bugger. My names not Dave or Darran. Doesn't even begin with a D. Maybe I'm better off solo? No, not the bloke from Star Wars. Christ, why does everything become so complicated?
  • Basso Astra
    Principia Ellipse SX
    Kinesis Racelight 4S
    Kinesis Crosslight Pro Disc
  • ut_och_cykla
    ut_och_cykla Posts: 1,594
    I answered a similar request for a MTBing buddy about 10 years ago.

    Bloke seemed OK. We went out cycling a few times. Started going to the gym together. Introduced each others girlfriends. All four of us started cycling together. Then meals out. Then dinner parties. Even, after a few months, a MTBing weekend in Appletreewick in the Yorkshire Dales.

    All seemed normal until.........

    One Friday evening I get 'stood up' at the gym. Everybody asks 'where's Dave*?' Including his girlfriend who was supposed to be meeting us there.

    Long story short. Turns out Dave* was busy bashing in the head of his mate's wife. Then throwing her in the pool, along with the cat, to make it look like an accident.

    So be afraid. Be very afraid.

    *Not his real name....... his real name was Darren

    Is this true :shock:
    Whilst I like company on bike rides it can make life more complicated getting it organised or if you are not at the same level of fitness ... which over a year you are unlikely to be...I would try a club meself....
  • rdt
    rdt Posts: 869
    Then throwing her in the pool, along with the cat, to make it look like an accident.

    Ah, the old cat in the pool trick. Always fools the coppers that one.
  • bilirubin
    bilirubin Posts: 225

    Lol, quality :lol::lol:
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    Long story short. Turns out Dave* was busy bashing in the head of his mate's wife. Then throwing her in the pool, along with the cat, to make it look like an accident.

    I'm sure the cat deserved it.
  • Garz
    Garz Posts: 1,155
    Some people get confused about playing with pussy's.
    rdt wrote:
    Ah, the old cat in the pool trick. Always fools the coppers that one.

    :lol:


    I dont think you should have shared that story silverpigeon.. getting slightly off topic now.
  • im too looking for cycling buddies to do aprox 2/3 hours i live in east cockworth
    going downhill slowly
  • keef66
    keef66 Posts: 13,123
    I'm in your part of the world, and generally head east when I venture out. Rarely get 5 hours to myself though; usually 2 or 3.
    I like the sound of 'relaxed pace'. Not so sure about the 'up the pace' bit though.

    You should be aware that having just turned 53 I'm no David Millar. But on the plus side I have never killed anyone's wife / cat.
  • Garz
    Garz Posts: 1,155
    Oh shiiit schweiz.. :idea:
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    I'm looking for a cat to accompany me on my weekly trip to the swimming pool. Must have own trunks.


    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey