OT: crisping up sandwiches

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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Do you know that ASDA acutally sell a prepacked crisp sarnie. I swear this is true. Two slices of buttered white cleanex bread and a micro packet of crisps.

    It makes you dispair at the human race that there is a market for this.
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    SimonAH wrote:
    Do you know that ASDA acutally sell a prepacked crisp sarnie. I swear this is true. Two slices of buttered white cleanex bread and a micro packet of crisps.

    It makes you dispair at the human race that there is a market for this.

    Dispair?!?!?!?!?!? Genius more like!!!!

    *checks google to find nearest Asda

    I would Dispair at "Breakfast Pizza" - Seen on sale at "Ralphs" in Los Angeles in the cereals section.......
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    gtvlusso wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    Do you know that ASDA acutally sell a prepacked crisp sarnie. I swear this is true. Two slices of buttered white cleanex bread and a micro packet of crisps.

    It makes you dispair at the human race that there is a market for this.

    Dispair?!?!?!?!?!? Genius more like!!!!

    *checks google to find nearest Asda

    I would Dispair at "Breakfast Pizza" - Seen on sale at "Ralphs" in Los Angeles in the cereals section.......

    I despair at your repeated misspelling of despair, and at the random capitalisation.

    ASDA's crisp sandwich sounds terrible, but hey, if there's someone out there daft enought to buy it, more power to them!
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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    :shock: :shock: :shock: at this thread.

    Crisps in a sandwich? Curry toasties? What's wrong with you people :shock: :shock:

    Clearly I've led a sheltered cuisine life..
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    Do you know that ASDA acutally sell a prepacked crisp sarnie. I swear this is true. Two slices of buttered white cleanex bread and a micro packet of crisps.

    It makes you dispair at the human race that there is a market for this.

    Dispair?!?!?!?!?!? Genius more like!!!!

    *checks google to find nearest Asda

    I would Dispair at "Breakfast Pizza" - Seen on sale at "Ralphs" in Los Angeles in the cereals section.......

    I despair at your repeated misspelling of despair, and at the random capitalisation.

    ASDA's crisp sandwich sounds terrible, but hey, if there's someone out there daft enought to buy it, more power to them!

    I have been up at 5am most mornings with Jnr.......remembering my laptop login is proving problematic atm.....And anyways, I copied it from SimonAH - he is a major influence on me...
  • Corporate Camper
    Corporate Camper Posts: 293
    SimonAH wrote:
    Do you know that ASDA acutally sell a prepacked crisp sarnie. I swear this is true. Two slices of buttered white cleanex bread and a micro packet of crisps.

    They also sell a "fish finger sarnie", I had one and it was a disappointment. A proper fish finger sarnie should be served with fingers warm enough to melt butter, preferably with a cup of tea and just in time to catch the end of "This Morning" having just woken up.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    A curry toastie is pretty darn f*cking out there! Chapeau... I don't think I have the balls to do it.

    Cheese and Onion in a ham sandwich, flora butter and warbutons white bread*

    *None of that seedy sh*t.
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Corporate Camper wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    Do you know that ASDA acutally sell a prepacked crisp sarnie. I swear this is true. Two slices of buttered white cleanex bread and a micro packet of crisps.

    They also sell a "fish finger sarnie", I had one and it was a disappointment. A proper fish finger sarnie should be served with fingers warm enough to melt butter, preferably with a cup of tea and just in time to catch the end of "This Morning" having just woken up.

    Staggered to see these this evening when I went for milk and muesli.........what next? Prepackaged cold leftover pizza from last night?

    Some sandwiches are a 'guilty pleasure' (to which I'd include stuff plus crisps) but ffs.

    We are a disparate population (see what I did there LiT and GTV?) so I guess everything has it's place, but it does scare me sometimes.

    OT I'm a literate and educated man (I flatter myself) but I do have some blackspots of spelling - stared at the word 'wheelbarrow' t'other day in a mail I was sending thinking "that can't be a word...." Weird.
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    A curry toastie is pretty darn f*cking out there! Chapeau... I don't think I have the balls to do it.

    Do it. You won't regret it.
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Cheese and Onion in a ham sandwich, butter and white bread*

    Isn't that the welsh national dish?
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