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Fearne Cotton on a bike? Yeah go on then!

TwilheimerTwilheimer Posts: 189
edited October 2010 in The Crudcatcher
I have truly sinned, it's got 700c wheels, and it's in crud catcher, ah well you'l all get over it!

http://fearne-cotton.net/photogallery/t ... ?album=317

I can't decide if it's hot, or rediculous.

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  • I'd rather see her mate Holly in lycra but beggars can't be choosers!

    This pics a better one

    ferneflash.jpg
  • Dan Dare wrote:
    I'd rather see her mate Holly in lycra but beggars can't be choosers!

    This pics a better one

    ferneflash.jpg


    :lol::lol: POTD
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 19,079
    wrong, but very good!
  • El CapitanoEl Capitano Posts: 13,671
    matthew h wrote:
    wrong!

    So true!

    Who the fandango rides a road bike in trainers? :shock:
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 19,079
    matthew h wrote:
    wrong!

    So true!

    Who the fandango rides a road bike in trainers? :shock:

    & long socks!
  • Someone should Photoshop Dot Cotton onto the bike...
  • TartanyakTartanyak Posts: 2,988
    Fearne Cotton has a voice that's like angry cats on spikes clawing at the chalkboard of my soul.
  • The Big CheeseThe Big Cheese Posts: 10,309 Forum Tart 2010
    I'd like to have a go on her
  • Dan Dare that's a work of frapping genius.


    Also, how is the bike standing up? She sure isnt pedalling.
  • Thought the title read Fearne cotton is a bike.

    Meh
  • KiblamsKiblams Posts: 2,423
    She is riding a Dolan :oops:
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    Twilheimer wrote:
    how is the bike standing up? She sure isnt pedalling.
    What the hell is wrong with folk like you? When you eat at somewhere that also has pitures on the menu, do you complain that they look nothing like the food? Or ask car manufactuers where their all white or all black room is, becuase you'd like to decorate your hall like that?
    Or when you see pictures taken with a wide angle lens do you complain that all the walls seem a bit weird?
    It's a picture, that'a all it is. She is obviously not riding it out in the open, she's in a photographic studio, you frigging clumpet.


    Anyway...
    I'd like a go on that.
  • Twilheimer wrote:
    how is the bike standing up? She sure isnt pedalling.
    What the hell is wrong with folk like you? When you eat at somewhere that also has pitures on the menu, do you complain that they look nothing like the food? Or ask car manufactuers where their all white or all black room is, becuase you'd like to decorate your hall like that?
    Or when you see pictures taken with a wide angle lens do you complain that all the walls seem a bit weird?
    It's a picture, that'a all it is. She is obviously not riding it out in the open, she's in a photographic studio, you frigging clumpet.

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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    :lol:
  • TolkTolk Posts: 840
    frigging clumpet.

    I'm stealing that!
  • I agree that when she talks my life expectancy lowers due to the stress it places on my ears.

    And she is unable to use a sentence with less than 18 superlatives, rendering her in the same annoying DJ drawer as Sara Cox and Edith Bowman.

    "Awight mate, that's absolutely utterly brwirriant!"

    Just SHUT UP!!!!

    :evil:
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    Tolk wrote:
    frigging clumpet.

    I'm stealing that!
    Can we share it?
  • TolkTolk Posts: 840
    Tolk wrote:
    frigging clumpet.

    I'm stealing that!
    Can we share it?

    I'll take it for the 1st and 3rd weekend of the month, and the 2nd and 4th week, you can have it the rest of the time :wink:
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    Cool. That means I can use it again next week.
    Look after it this week, will you, and don't give it too much sugary censored , it ruins it's teeth.
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 81,520 Lives Here
    who is this bint?

    the only Cotton I know was the Dotty one.
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    She's on Radio 1, Nick. I think she's doing some charity bike thing, or summat. But on the way to work the other day, I heard her getting totally out of breath just trying to walk up a slope for 5 minutes.
  • Rich9Rich9 Posts: 1,635
    she's nearly as annoying as Davina McCall
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  • redveeredvee Posts: 11,920
    IIRC the photocall was for the Sport Relief JOGLE in March this year.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    FRONT-Hettie-Koffa-fixgear-10.jpg

    Talking of lovely ladies on bikes
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    i almost stopped doing my most hilarious thing:

    i like to have a go on those birds.
  • bails87bails87 Posts: 13,317
    gazderry wrote:
    FRONT-Hettie-Koffa-fixgear-10.jpg

    Talking of lovely ladies on bikes

    Schwiiing
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • psymonpsymon Posts: 1,562
    bails87 wrote:
    gazderry wrote:
    FRONT-Hettie-Koffa-fixgear-10.jpg

    Talking of lovely ladies on bikes

    Schwiiing


    Schwinn.




















    i'll get me coat.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    psymon wrote:
    bails87 wrote:
    gazderry wrote:
    Talking of lovely ladies on bikes
    Schwiiing
    Schwinn.
    Damn, beat me to it :lol:
  • edit.jpg

    EFA
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,692
    Essential Fatty Acids? :shock:
    huh?
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