Fearne Cotton on a bike? Yeah go on then!

Twilheimer
Twilheimer Posts: 189
edited October 2010 in The Crudcatcher
I have truly sinned, it's got 700c wheels, and it's in crud catcher, ah well you'l all get over it!

http://fearne-cotton.net/photogallery/t ... ?album=317

I can't decide if it's hot, or rediculous.

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  • I'd rather see her mate Holly in lycra but beggars can't be choosers!

    This pics a better one

    ferneflash.jpg
  • Dan Dare wrote:
    I'd rather see her mate Holly in lycra but beggars can't be choosers!

    This pics a better one

    ferneflash.jpg


    :lol::lol: POTD
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    wrong, but very good!
  • matthew h wrote:
    wrong!

    So true!

    Who the fandango rides a road bike in trainers? :shock:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    matthew h wrote:
    wrong!

    So true!

    Who the fandango rides a road bike in trainers? :shock:

    & long socks!
  • Someone should Photoshop Dot Cotton onto the bike...
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    Fearne Cotton has a voice that's like angry cats on spikes clawing at the chalkboard of my soul.
  • I'd like to have a go on her
  • Dan Dare that's a work of frapping genius.


    Also, how is the bike standing up? She sure isnt pedalling.
  • Thought the title read Fearne cotton is a bike.

    Meh
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    She is riding a Dolan :oops:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Twilheimer wrote:
    how is the bike standing up? She sure isnt pedalling.
    What the hell is wrong with folk like you? When you eat at somewhere that also has pitures on the menu, do you complain that they look nothing like the food? Or ask car manufactuers where their all white or all black room is, becuase you'd like to decorate your hall like that?
    Or when you see pictures taken with a wide angle lens do you complain that all the walls seem a bit weird?
    It's a picture, that'a all it is. She is obviously not riding it out in the open, she's in a photographic studio, you frigging clumpet.


    Anyway...
    I'd like a go on that.
  • Twilheimer wrote:
    how is the bike standing up? She sure isnt pedalling.
    What the hell is wrong with folk like you? When you eat at somewhere that also has pitures on the menu, do you complain that they look nothing like the food? Or ask car manufactuers where their all white or all black room is, becuase you'd like to decorate your hall like that?
    Or when you see pictures taken with a wide angle lens do you complain that all the walls seem a bit weird?
    It's a picture, that'a all it is. She is obviously not riding it out in the open, she's in a photographic studio, you frigging clumpet.

    96777.jpg
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    :lol:
  • Tolk
    Tolk Posts: 775
    frigging clumpet.

    I'm stealing that!
  • I agree that when she talks my life expectancy lowers due to the stress it places on my ears.

    And she is unable to use a sentence with less than 18 superlatives, rendering her in the same annoying DJ drawer as Sara Cox and Edith Bowman.

    "Awight mate, that's absolutely utterly brwirriant!"

    Just SHUT UP!!!!

    :evil:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Tolk wrote:
    frigging clumpet.

    I'm stealing that!
    Can we share it?
  • Tolk
    Tolk Posts: 775
    Tolk wrote:
    frigging clumpet.

    I'm stealing that!
    Can we share it?

    I'll take it for the 1st and 3rd weekend of the month, and the 2nd and 4th week, you can have it the rest of the time :wink:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Cool. That means I can use it again next week.
    Look after it this week, will you, and don't give it too much sugary crap, it ruins it's teeth.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    who is this bint?

    the only Cotton I know was the Dotty one.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    She's on Radio 1, Nick. I think she's doing some charity bike thing, or summat. But on the way to work the other day, I heard her getting totally out of breath just trying to walk up a slope for 5 minutes.
  • Rich9
    Rich9 Posts: 1,635
    she's nearly as annoying as Davina McCall
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  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    IIRC the photocall was for the Sport Relief JOGLE in March this year.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    FRONT-Hettie-Koffa-fixgear-10.jpg

    Talking of lovely ladies on bikes
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    i almost stopped doing my most hilarious thing:

    i like to have a go on those birds.
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    gazderry wrote:
    FRONT-Hettie-Koffa-fixgear-10.jpg

    Talking of lovely ladies on bikes

    Schwiiing
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    bails87 wrote:
    gazderry wrote:
    FRONT-Hettie-Koffa-fixgear-10.jpg

    Talking of lovely ladies on bikes

    Schwiiing


    Schwinn.




















    i'll get me coat.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    psymon wrote:
    bails87 wrote:
    gazderry wrote:
    Talking of lovely ladies on bikes
    Schwiiing
    Schwinn.
    Damn, beat me to it :lol:
  • edit.jpg

    EFA
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Essential Fatty Acids? :shock:
    huh?