Whats your top speed?

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  • i call bullshit el_cap

    mainly 'cause thats how the internet works:

    you make a speed claim, someone tells you you're a liar.

    you're a liar.

    Without a doubt! After all, there are no pictures to prove this happened. And TBH, there's not actual proof that I own any bikes, or actually exist in real life for that matter.

    I could just be a figment of all your collective demented imaginations...

    you'd have bigger tits if you were a figment of my imagination.

    Going by his picture he has got big tits!!!
  • Thanks... :oops:
  • I am not lying, my Renault wil have any BMW diesel that wants to give it a go. Escpecially in reverse. It's French therefore good at running away.

    post of the week. :lol::lol:
    :roll: :D
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    north west of england.
  • my top speed on the mountain bike is 48.2 mph.
    going down windle edge on the tpt last year. this year it was head wind so only hit 43.9 mph

    and yes, they are both on helmet cam footage thank you!
    :D
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    +3902939220 Light years a second. Up the north face of everest. on a penny farthing. With a 20000LB back pack on. With a frosbiten "leg" and a frostbetten leg. wearing a rubber fishing suit, 3 sises too big. carrying an oven, some steak and Jamie oliver, so i could have a nice snack at the top.

    at the time i had bird flu
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    bobs bikes wrote:
    my top speed on the mountain bike is 48.2 mph.
    going down windle edge on the tpt last year. this year it was head wind so only hit 43.9 mph

    and yes, they are both on helmet cam footage thank you!
    :D

    Want a medal?
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    I reckon I've got up to maybe 5mph on my coiler. Maybe 6, at a stretch.

    I can't run any faster than that with it.
  • A huge speed is my fastest.

    In all honesty though I can say it was 52 mph. Although that was using it as a balance bike, due to the fact i had ditched the rear wheel. Coz I am like that sometimes, and was using just the jockey wheel to keep the frame off the ground.

    Not going to make any claims it was uphill or awt daft like that.
    fly like a mouse, run like a cushion be the small bookcase!
  • sportypal says my highest speed is 57.8 km/h.

    Average speed 20 miles off road this weekend was 31.8 km/h. Then the Fiat broke down and I had to walk the next 20.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Dunno the speed but I once had to use my middle ring
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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  • 360
    360 Posts: 5,940
    I went so fast my gnarbar melted.
  • Miggins
    Miggins Posts: 433
    Briggo wrote:
    bobs bikes wrote:
    my top speed on the mountain bike is 48.2 mph.
    going down windle edge on the tpt last year. this year it was head wind so only hit 43.9 mph

    and yes, they are both on helmet cam footage thank you!
    :D

    Want a medal?
    Briggo wrote:
    Miggins wrote:
    41.6mph, fire-track downhill, Pifichie (Aberdeenshire), 2010 Trek 6300. Then hit a bump and was thrown off. That was 6 months ago and my shoulder still hurts. Must get it checked.

    No you didnt.

    Treks are incapable of those speeds.

    Briggo, if you like, me and Bobs Bikes could give you some advice on how to go faster. moon.gif
    After uphill there's downhill
  • Eyon
    Eyon Posts: 623
    i was impressed when i went so fast the other day i shredded my tires. i believe i was doing about 8mph or something, man i was so happy that day
  • joshtp wrote:
    +3902939220 Light years a second. Up the north face of everest. on a penny farthing. With a 20000LB back pack on. With a frosbiten "leg" and a frostbetten leg. wearing a rubber fishing suit, 3 sises too big. carrying an oven, some steak and Jamie oliver, so i could have a nice snack at the top.

    at the time i had bird flu


    It was believable until you mentioned Jamie Oliver. Some people take things too far!! :lol:
  • I once cycled the length of the great wall of China in under a second.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    the length of the great wall of China

    thats like my knob, that.
  • Is there anything left after all those years riding Sally webster?

    by the way anyone timed themselves on the black section of the road to Mandelay? Anyone timed it in under five minutes? Would have done it quicker but find the second rock garden a bit testing...............................
  • the length of the great wall of China

    thats like my knob, that.

    is that in the sence that it's ancient, falling apart and visiable from space?
    Genesis Altitude
    BMC Team Machine
  • Maybe he means it constantly has moghuls trying to mount it..........
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    id say my obvious was visible from space, it gets massive when its angry.
  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    Miggins wrote:
    Briggo, if you like, me and Bobs Bikes could give you some advice on how to go faster. moon.gif

    Could you? Do I need to lube up though, friction can cause some problems with the speed I do at the moment, faster would only multiply that, oh and what can you do about the crying he does when I do it?
  • Miggins
    Miggins Posts: 433
    Yep, plenty of lube and don't forget some protection too. Fnarr fnarr :?
    After uphill there's downhill
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    i went so fast i overtook time hence i've been missing for a few months

    pinkbike
    Blurring the line between bravery and stupidity since 1986!
  • My fastest on a ride?

    Bout 30seconds, but i followed up just as quick :p