cycling pissed! big mistake

newtez2

When am i going to learn,
Went out on friday night for a few drinks with some works mates, so cycled to my work and walked into town, had a great time and got very drunk as you would drinking etc, but i went ott on the rums and the next morning i woke up on the sofa in agony!
I only bloody cycled back home !!!!!!! what a twat!! iv got some nasty bruses and cuts all over why the hell did i do that for !!!!
Still im still alive !! :oops:

markos1963

Sorry are you saying you commited the offence of riding whilst under the influence of alcohol and then saying you are daft for doing it? I think it's more daft you've put it in writing in a public forum with several police officers who regulary post on here. :shock:

zanes

markos1963 wrote:

Sorry are you saying you commited the offence of riding whilst under the influence of alcohol and then saying you are daft for doing it? I think it's more daft you've put it in writing in a public forum with several police officers who regulary post on here. :shock:

Try proving he actually did what he said in a court of law......

Anonymous

A cautionary tale there kids.

markos1963

zanes wrote:

markos1963 wrote:

Sorry are you saying you commited the offence of riding whilst under the influence of alcohol and then saying you are daft for doing it? I think it's more daft you've put it in writing in a public forum with several police officers who regulary post on here. :shock:

Try proving he actually did what he said in a court of law......

Ther are plenty of speeding show offs who have lost their licenses after posting on YouTube. I wouldn't risk it myself. I'm sure there are plenty on here who will know the legal position

newtez2

Yes i am daft for posting! and getting drunk|,
No i really pivved of with myself !
Least im honest to post this, a lesson learnt ,

Anonymous

To be fair to the OP, he isn't bragging about it, he's saying what can and does happen if you ride drunk.

markos1963

Well I'm not going to lecture you on what you did, we all have done some daft things and it would be up to you to face the consequences. i was just suprised at your posting of it

markos1963

Just be careful if NapD invites you out for a ride

zanes

markos1963 wrote:

zanes wrote:

markos1963 wrote:

Sorry are you saying you commited the offence of riding whilst under the influence of alcohol and then saying you are daft for doing it? I think it's more daft you've put it in writing in a public forum with several police officers who regulary post on here. :shock:

Try proving he actually did what he said in a court of law......

Ther are plenty of speeding show offs who have lost their licenses after posting on YouTube. I wouldn't risk it myself. I'm sure there are plenty on here who will know the legal position

I know of one: Videoed himself doing silly speeds down a motorway some in England (nicely including his vehicles dash).

Big reason he got caught: He'd passed an off duty rozzer who had attempted to give chase and who memorised the plate and vehicle. When the video surface and they went round to the blokes house the first thing he said when he opened the door was "Is this about the Youtube video?".

I think in that case the evidence was slightly greater than what we have here

*Just knows NapD is on phone to cyber crime rozzers atm*

Ben6899

OP, you're not daft for posting, don't mind the wise-ass comments.

Respect to you for admitting you f***ed up! I don't know how you managed to ride home after rum, I can't even tie my shoelaces after that stuff! I woke up this morning in Altrincham and didn't know where I was, couldn't imagine riding my bike even now

Anonymous

Ben6899 wrote:

OP, you're not daft for posting.
Respect to you for admitting you f***ed up!

+1

newtez2

Thankx guys
Next time I go out the bike its staying at home and im getting a taxi home!
I spent a few hours fixing the bike on Saturday, i had a broken rear break cable, the chain had locked itself into the crank, handle bars twisted and seat scuffed!
All sorted now for cycling to work on monday!

markos1963

Ben6899 wrote:

OP, you're not daft for posting, don't mind the wise-ass comments.

Respect to you for admitting you f***ed up! I don't know how you managed to ride home after rum, I can't even tie my shoelaces after that stuff! I woke up this morning in Altrincham and didn't know where I was, couldn't imagine riding my bike even now

Wise ass am I? Well I was only offering some advice. We sit in front of our screens tapping away thinking we are invisible to the world and we can post what we like, well I have news for you Ben the real world can have a nastyhabit of turning up and biting you on the bum. Encouraging people to post stuff that might get them into trouble isn't so wise in my point of view. Would have you been quite so encouraging if he had knocked down a pedestrian and hurt them?

White Line

I've hit the deck more times when walking drunk than I have when riding drunk.

Anonymous

Again, it would be a cautionary tale if he had done. It's not as though the guy is remotely pleased with himself :?

Ben6899

Markos chill out.

Your post stinks of wise-ass, I never said you are one; don't be so paranoid.

Riding, driving, posting, wanking while under the influence is ill-advised I won't argue against that for a minute - okay maybe wanking - but nobody here has encouraged it. In fact I referred to the OP's actions as a f***-up and he agrees.

Sunday afternoon mate, have 5 and don't be so touchy.

markos1963

NapoleonD wrote:

Again, it would be a cautionary tale if he had done. It's not as though the guy is remotely pleased with himself :?

Fair enough and as i said I don't have an issue with what he done, but my point is i would have thought twice about posting it in the first place

newtez2

Markos i fully understand the actions that i have comitted and will learn from this, yes we all do stupid things in our lives that we wish we could turn back the clock and thank god no one did get hurt, only me this time my bike my body and my pride!!
Bloody RUMS!!!

markos1963

newtez2 wrote:

Markos i fully understand the actions that i have comitted and will learn from this, yes we all do stupid things in our lives that we wish we could turn back the clock and thank god no one did get hurt, only me this time my bike my body and my pride!!
Bloody RUMS!!!

As I said newtezz, I don't have a problem with what you done, I would have been locked up years ago for some of the things I done in my motorcycling days. At least you know it was something you regretted. I was just worried about you posting it thats all.

z0tty

markos1963 wrote:

zanes wrote:

markos1963 wrote:

Sorry are you saying you commited the offence of riding whilst under the influence of alcohol and then saying you are daft for doing it? I think it's more daft you've put it in writing in a public forum with several police officers who regulary post on here. :shock:

Try proving he actually did what he said in a court of law......

Ther are plenty of speeding show offs who have lost their licenses after posting on YouTube. I wouldn't risk it myself. I'm sure there are plenty on here who will know the legal position

i do

there isnt one!


mountain/mole hill situation!

videoing ones self doing something illegal is one thing..

claiming to do something illegal with out there being ANY OTHER EVIDENCE WHAT SO EVER is another.


theres only one thing worse than spreading negativity and thats choosing to be forum police LOL LOL

as said above.. chill for 5 bud . grab a tinny and express so lurvvvvvvvv lol

Smokin Joe

It's stupid to cycle when you are pissed. I always take the car when I know I am going to get rat-arsed, no danger of falling off and you can have a little doze on the motorway if you switch the cruise control on.

Ben6899

Smokin Joe wrote:

It's stupid to cycle when you are pissed. I always take the car when I know I am going to get rat-arsed, no danger of falling off and you can have a little doze on the motorway if you switch the cruise control on.

I was in that sort of state the other week. I didn't have the car, so tried to walk home: I was okay until someone stood on my fingers.

jim453

Oh for goodness' sake.

Here we go yet again.

Poor Alex is going to be a busy man if he's to 'police' the entire forum.

Plus, he's busy enough closing airport terminals down and p*****g people off.

downfader

Damn, sounds painful. Work coleague did the same and smashed his face in about 6 weeks ago. I think he said his face hit the kerb. Got a loverly scar across his cheek. :shock:

markos1963

z0tty wrote:

markos1963 wrote:

zanes wrote:

markos1963 wrote:

Sorry are you saying you commited the offence of riding whilst under the influence of alcohol and then saying you are daft for doing it? I think it's more daft you've put it in writing in a public forum with several police officers who regulary post on here. :shock:

Try proving he actually did what he said in a court of law......

Ther are plenty of speeding show offs who have lost their licenses after posting on YouTube. I wouldn't risk it myself. I'm sure there are plenty on here who will know the legal position

i do

there isnt one!


mountain/mole hill situation!

videoing ones self doing something illegal is one thing..

claiming to do something illegal with out there being ANY OTHER EVIDENCE WHAT SO EVER is another.


theres only one thing worse than spreading negativity and thats choosing to be forum police LOL LOL

as said above.. chill for 5 bud . grab a tinny and express so lurvvvvvvvv lol

Ooooo! Excellent , that's exactly what I wanted to know, thanks for that.
So the other day when I was on my way home after robbing a couple of banks, but i can't tell you where, I managed to set a new rcord average speed of 22mph!

jim453

Calm down Markos.

markos1963

jim453 wrote:

Calm down Markos.

?
I actually thought I had with my last post. Now zotty has cleared up the legal position I was having some fun. Or Have I done something daft now?

random man

newtez2 wrote:

When am i going to learn,
Went out on friday night for a few drinks with some works mates, so cycled to my work and walked into town, had a great time and got very drunk as you would drinking etc, but i went ott on the rums and the next morning i woke up on the sofa in agony!
I only bloody cycled back home !!!!!!! what a fool!! iv got some nasty bruses and cuts all over why the hell did i do that for !!!!
Still im still alive !! :oops:

You're lucky you didn't crash into Snappy Snaps

nolf

My housemate did that and wrote off his bike. And face.

Hilarious seeing him the next morning. Wet myself laughing, then called an ambulance.

Homer J

random man wrote:

newtez2 wrote:

When am i going to learn,
Went out on friday night for a few drinks with some works mates, so cycled to my work and walked into town, had a great time and got very drunk as you would drinking etc, but i went ott on the rums and the next morning i woke up on the sofa in agony!
I only bloody cycled back home !!!!!!! what a fool!! iv got some nasty bruses and cuts all over why the hell did i do that for !!!!
Still im still alive !! :oops:

You're lucky you didn't crash into Snappy Snaps

Wise ass