US Pastor to Burn the Koran

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  • BlackdownBuzzard
    BlackdownBuzzard Posts: 30
    What America needs right now in its paranoia is a Muslim-Communist Messiah.

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    I heard he likes sugar on his bacon.
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  • Specialized Needs
    Specialized Needs Posts: 802
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    TGOTB wrote:
    Greg T wrote:
    "French toast" feck me ragged - Eggy Bread is the word you are looking for - Oh pass me the French fecking Toast Tarquin....
    When was a kid it was "Eggy Toast". "French Toast" was like normal toast, but only toasted on one side. Presumably named because you did half the job and then gave up...

    I thought french toast was fried eggy bread.

    It's instrumental really, 'cause it's all rank.

    Eggs. Ugh.
    I've been trying to decide which particular instrumental this made me think of.

    Presumably not the middle 8 of Stairway to Heaven :)
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    Burn the Koran - only if you can light it with a pile of Bibles....... Throw on the Delcaration of Independence and you might get a decent wee blaze.
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • clanton
    clanton Posts: 1,289
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    STOP IT

    JUST STOP IT

    Popcorn is sweet. It is not savoury. Salt on popcorn is wrong.

    Sweet popcorn is only fit for burning.
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    clanton wrote:
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    STOP IT

    JUST STOP IT

    Popcorn is sweet. It is not savoury. Salt on popcorn is wrong.

    Sweet popcorn is only fit for burning.

    incorrect. Prawn Crackers are fit for burning....and they go up like an inferno too!
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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    Greg T wrote:
    SecretSam wrote:

    Brown sauce and ketchup (WTF is "red sauce"???)

    Oooooohhhhhh

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    You are Boris.

    looks more like a publicity picture of some 80s "new romantic" band.....
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Greg T wrote:
    SecretSam wrote:

    Brown sauce and ketchup (WTF is "red sauce"???)

    Oooooohhhhhh

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    You are Boris.

    LOL you got me. I even had the same hair colour as a kid. And I went to a fee paying school. And I'm fat. And I've never voted Tory in my life...oh, hang on...

    Actually, "red sauce" is what my Mum calls it, maybe it's me just noticing that you're showing your age?
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Marmite is just wrong.

    I call it Satan's Semen as I imagine that is what it would look (and taste) like.

    There again, maybe that is what human Semen taste's like as I've never tasted it and never will.
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  • clanton
    clanton Posts: 1,289
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Marmite is just wrong.

    I call it Satan's Semen as I imagine that is what it would look (and taste) like.

    There again, maybe that is what human Semen taste's like as I've never tasted it and never will.

    Dude - have you had your medication this morning? If you have - take more!
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    That's the problem with religions - they make good people do bad things

    Very well put and so true. I like that.
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    "Where they burn books, they will also burn people." Heinrich Hiene
  • Zachariah
    Zachariah Posts: 782
    In other news, dyslexic fundamentalist Christians burn Quorn.

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