Whats the strangest thing you've found while out cycling

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  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867
    Gazzaputt wrote:
    Carrier bag with a number of sex toys in it. One was fcuking huge. Joydens Wood, Bexley.

    I left well alone.

    in other news a man in tight lycra smothered in chamois cream who was found clutching a bag full of sex toys denies ownership :shock:
  • lancew
    lancew Posts: 680
    I saw two Badgers last year.

    One in Bromley during a night MTB ride and one on the way down to Brighton mid summer.

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  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    Mansfield
    Short hairy legged roadie FCN 4 or 5 in my baggies.

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    Specialized Singlecross - 2008
    Marin Rift Zone - 1998
    Peugeot Tourmalet - 1983 - taken more hits than Mohammed Ali
  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    A herd of cattle with Christmas trees on their heads:
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    Pannier, 120rpm.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Surrey Commuter wrote:
    Gazzaputt wrote:
    Carrier bag with a number of sex toys in it. One was fcuking huge. Joydens Wood, Bexley.

    I left well alone.

    in other news a man in tight lycra smothered in chamois cream who was found clutching a bag full of sex toys denies ownership :shock:

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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    Llamas crossing the road on the descent of the Tourmalet. Funnily enough no-one else saw them. We all saw the donkey walking down the middle of the cycling line coming out of a blind corner though. Stained chamois moment.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Sure bud sure we did.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Gazzaputt
    Gazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    Surrey Commuter wrote:
    Gazzaputt wrote:
    Carrier bag with a number of sex toys in it. One was fcuking huge. Joydens Wood, Bexley.

    I left well alone.

    in other news a man in tight lycra smothered in chamois cream who was found clutching a bag full of sex toys denies ownership :shock:

    :lol:
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    a fox and a badger both dead alas. Red kites fairly often and I had an amazing experience 2 weeks back when I had an escort of c 30 finches of mixed sort swooping along and around me ( 2m from me) for about 50 metres at speed along a path. It was lovely. That and a squirrel can run on the flat at about 14mph or so for a good 20 m sprint.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Not me but the body of my uncle was spotted by a cyclist.
    _
  • daniel_b
    daniel_b Posts: 12,035
    Lancew wrote:
    I saw two Badgers last year.

    One in Bromley doing a night MTB ride and one on the way down to Brighton mid summer.

    Aside from the Badger on a mountain bike, how did you know the other one was on his way to Brighton?
    Did he have a bucket and spade with him?
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