Piercings....How old is too old?
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I have no tats or piercings. Piercings only appealed for a shirt while as a teenager.
I quite like the idea of a tatoo, or lot of them, in fact, but I keep changing my taste too often, I know I'd end up with something that I thought was just stupid drawn all over me.
I have no problems with women having piercings or tats though. If it's done right, it can look really sexy.0 -
i onlt have one tattoo, it is a moustache on my finger, i want an eyebrow for my other index finger which i can use as a cartoon eyebrow when i hear a double entendre.0
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Quite right. I wouldn't have tolerated it on my crew!MissBint37 wrote:Piercings not appropriate for being a flight attendant either I just used to take them out for work
On the other hand my uniform checks didn't usually get past which hosties were wearing stockings and suspenders 8)Canyon XC 8.0 '11
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I used to wear hold ups much to the horror of the sky dragons that wore support tights to prevent varacous veins!!
On two occasions I ended up stripping to my underwear on an aircraft...so thank god I was wearing something decent!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
There is actually a reasonabe explination for both timesRide it like you stole it!0
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And I am no longer a flight attendant, I now work for the council and I am also a snowboard instructor.
OK so 1st time, some fecker puked all down me so I had to remove my clothes...travelled back as a passenger in only underwear and a flasher mac.
2nd time was a ferry flight, which means no passengers, a friend of mine was ordering a top up uniform allowance and wanted to order some trousers but wasnt sure what size. So, as we were a similar build, I told her she could try mine (important to wear trousers on a ferry flight for tea tray racing and climbing in overhead compartments etc).
So, I took them off and put my long coat on over the rest of my uniform. Now my colleague must have told the flight deck I had removed my trousers as the captain started on saying how he wanted to order a size 8 womens jumper......so I jokingly said I'd remove it if he put it on!
So, captain ended up somehow squeezing into my jumper and neck scarf and jacket, and I was left in my mac and underwear...again!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Yep, definitely want a go on that.MissBint37 wrote:(loads of stuff that makes her sound like a lot of fun)0 -
Whereas the last time I removed my uniform on a train, i got arrested........hows that fair??
I know a guy who cacked his pants whilst driving a train, but he'd got a box of new uniform with him, so he cleaned himself up on his trousers and pants, lobbed them through the window and proceeded to put on his supply of new uniform. Thing is his new uniform turned out to be just a new coat!!!
I also heard tale of another guy who pooped in his high vis vest and chucked that out the window and hit a P way (track maintainence) worked in the face with it. I cannot validate the validity of that story though0 -
gazderry wrote:
I know a guy who cacked his pants whilst driving a train, but he'd got a box of new uniform with him, so he cleaned himself up on his trousers and pants, lobbed them through the window and proceeded to put on his supply of new uniform. Thing is his new uniform turned out to be just a new coat!!!
Interesting, I first heard that story from FHM about five years ago, except in that version it was a passenger on a train and he bought some new jeans that turned out to be a denim jacket.
Know him well?
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tilt wrote:gazderry wrote:
I know a guy who cacked his pants whilst driving a train, but he'd got a box of new uniform with him, so he cleaned himself up on his trousers and pants, lobbed them through the window and proceeded to put on his supply of new uniform. Thing is his new uniform turned out to be just a new coat!!!
Interesting, I first heard that story from FHM about five years ago, except in that version it was a passenger on a train and he bought some new jeans that turned out to be a denim jacket.
Know him well?
i thought he bought a skirt0 -
I'm sure in the 30 odd years it's been doing the rounds it's been a jacket, a skirt, a jumper, or indeed a train driver's coat
http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/poopy.asp0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
Yep, definitely want a go on that.MissBint37 wrote:(loads of stuff that makes her sound like a lot of fun)
id like to have a go on it's friends.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:
Yep, definitely want a go on that.MissBint37 wrote:(loads of stuff that makes her sound like a lot of fun)
id like to have a go on it's friends.
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MehRide it like you stole it!0 -
you know im only joking.0
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you're allowed.....as to be fair......they are hot.....
It's just annoying!!!
Had a guy saying inappropriate stuff last night.....silly boy....really shouldn't have gone there as he has a gf who is knocked up! Plus I wouldso not go there?!!!
Why is it I always get the wierdos?!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
might be your tomboyish nature, or sheffield..you choose :shock:0
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I go with Sheffield myself lol0
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I'd rather a go on her, but seeing as she's ignoring that, maybe I'd have to settle for her friends too.0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:her friends
id like to have a go on them (but only because she keeps saying this is the case in real life)0 -
MissBint37 wrote:
Had a guy saying inappropriate stuff last night.....silly boy....really shouldn't have gone there as he has a gf who is knocked up! Plus I wouldso not go there?!!!
aaah, thats because we all tend to lose interest in our women folk once they are with child. wife RE is fully aware that she is going down the stairs onto a pile of rusty coat hangers
followed by a smack on the head with a bottle of gin if i knock her up.
im sure that is how it used to be done back in the forties in london.0 -
The long-range 747s and 777s that I worked before I retired were fitted with crew bunks for in-flight rest. The 747-400 had a room with eight full size beds up a spiral staircase in the tail. The average length of a break was 3-4 hours so we all carried 'something comfortable' to change into.MissBint37 wrote:On two occasions I ended up stripping to my underwear on an aircraft...so thank god I was wearing something decent!!!
When it was break time, the hetero stewards would make sure they were first to be tucked into their bunks with a blanket up round their heads.
This would enable them to pretend to be asleep but really watch the hosties undressing down to their underwear. The girls were perfectly aware, of course and some of them could be relied on to put on a show for the boys 8)
I hate them for making me retire. It's not like that on the railways
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Making you retire?
You mean firing you?0 -
Exactly. Because of my age. Bastards!yeehaamcgee wrote:Making you retire?
You mean firing you?
On the other hand, the pension's good. But not as good as watching hosties undress. I'd have done the job for nothing if they'd asked Canyon XC 8.0 '11
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