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  • joec1
    joec1 Posts: 494
    the ladies all picked up their clothes, and left the bus station....
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  • vengeance111
    vengeance111 Posts: 137
    he stood up and went to the fair, were he rescued a diving horse called duncan
  • snotty badger
    snotty badger Posts: 1,593
    that had severe trust issues due to
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  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    being touched on the eyeball so many times by electric eels, which tricked him. This, of course, made Duncan the diving horse very.....
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    The End!
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    Of the beginning?
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  • joec1
    joec1 Posts: 494
    or maybe the beginning of the new day...
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    which began in an hour. Meanwhile, seven dwarves...
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  • vengeance111
    vengeance111 Posts: 137
    were ripping out snow whites finger nails with pliers
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    and force feeding them to Bambi, who wanted nothing more than to...
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    be
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    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    a 10 story tall, nuclear-fire breathing unicorn, with dark magical powers, and mind control over cockroaches....
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    with a massive...
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    blue waffle he found in the mystical land of bolton .....
  • joec1
    joec1 Posts: 494
    wanderers premiership leading european cup holders dressing room...
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  • vengeance111
    vengeance111 Posts: 137
    were he also found the england managers mummiefied....
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    The End.
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    Was, surprisingly for all, actually the beginning.

    It all started back when....
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  • mrfmilo
    mrfmilo Posts: 2,250
    the parasailing donkey hunted down and killed the men who tied him onto a parachute - soon after...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Ron Howard had violated him.
  • mrfmilo
    mrfmilo Posts: 2,250
    he returned to his former accountant job....
  • hbrashaw
    hbrashaw Posts: 286
    and died.
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    But using his magical powers, resurrected himself, and made himself invincable.

    Much to the annoyance of....
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Bruce Dickinson (of Iron maiden fame). Unfortunately for Bruce...
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    Bambi was gay, and bummed BRUCE to death.

    This was....
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    watched by over 30 million schoolchildren aged 4-8, worldwide, as part of a new education initiative.
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    But the message was mixed....

    Some thought the message was ''To bum-rape ageing heavy metal god's to death'', while in actual fact, the message was....
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Vegetarianism is not a crime.
  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    This of course, is a lie.

    Everyone knows that excluding meat from your diet results in severe beatings for all eternity!

    Which was kinda confusing to the kids....

    Just like that time when Barney and Peado bear.....
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  • joec1
    joec1 Posts: 494
    went onto bargain hunt in alaska with david dickenson
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