story thread
Anonymous
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Here's an old idea, but could be fun.
Each person adds a line to the story, let's see where it ends up.
So, to begin....
A nun walks into Ikea...
Each person adds a line to the story, let's see where it ends up.
So, to begin....
A nun walks into Ikea...
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And the bar man says, why the long face?0
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And the bar man says, why the long face?0
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So the barman says, why ask twice?It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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Dejavu, says the nun, to which the barman responds...0
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AAAAAh the chickens alivewww.settingascene.com - MTBing in Wilts and the southwest, join up for info and ride details.0
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Screamed the barman, twice. At that moment, the "nun" removed her habit disguise and revealed herself to be0
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gazza! He was holding a fishing pole and packet of fresh skinless chicken thighs...Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
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who was lost and was wandering around looking for....0
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welshkev, in cwmbran, who gazza had brutally murdered...0
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The chicken, which was definitely alive, recognised Gazza as an old enemy form his cage fighting days...0
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however, the chicken had gotten lazy since those heady days and...Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
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in' long legged mack daddy (in the words of pastor manning to obama) - ready to grease and sleaze any young chick-a-dee. if he could get away with....0
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having sex with a frog, he could...It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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get away with getting his legs over the back of his head whilst his mrs pushed down on his bumcheeks in order to facilitate him sucking his own dick as she rimmed his0
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hoop.
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Right, page 2, So, so far we've got....
A nun walks into Ikea And the bar man says, why the long face? And the bar man says, why the long face? So the barman says, why ask twice? Dejavu, says the nun, to which the barman responds... "AAAAAh the chickens alive" Screamed the barman, twice. At that moment, the "nun" removed her habit disguise and revealed herself to be gazza! He was holding a fishing pole and packet of fresh skinless chicken thighs Which he stole from an unsuspecting passerby who was lost and was wandering around looking for welshkev, in cwmbran, who gazza had brutally murdered using a tub of frozen butter. The chicken, which was definitely alive, recognised Gazza as an old enemy form his cage fighting days. however, the chicken had gotten lazy since those heady days and proceeded to put on some weight and become a pimpin' long legged mack daddy, ready to grease and sleaze any young chick-a-dee. If he could get away with having sex with a frog, he could get away with getting his legs over the back of his head whilst his mrs pushed down on his bumcheeks in order to facilitate him sucking his own dick as she rimmed his boyfriend sheepsteeth's hoop. Sheepsteeth is a pure legend, big sticks, no messtins, sideways Llama.
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three days later...www.settingascene.com - MTBing in Wilts and the southwest, join up for info and ride details.0
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a lone figure was seated in a roadside diner, writing in a notebook. suddenly, a bright light filled the sky0
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Although it wasn't very sudden as it was the sunrise.... which (assuming her was stood on the equator) is around 2 mins.
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As he watched, paralysed by the grandeur, Gazza stumbled up behind him in a dressing gown.0
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and smashed him over the head with a large ceramic statue of a rabbit0
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vengeance111 wrote:and smashed him over the head with a large ceramic statue of a rabbit
which is a euphemism for gay sex.0 -
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once the sex was finished and the crying int he bottom of the shower was all done with................0
