Would you rather....

bails87
bails87 Posts: 12,998
edited July 2010 in The Crudcatcher
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So would you rather (lets start with an easy one)....

Have to have baked beans for every meal for the rest of your life

Or

Have to eat one tramps toenail once a week, on it's own, whole.

I give it 5 posts before someone comes up with something that makes a little bit of sick appear!
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Baked Beans, without a shadow of a doubt.


    Would you Rather...

    Go down on bluewaffle

    or

    Go down on another bloke


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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    And there's that bit of sick..... :lol:
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Hmmmm given the bolton story, I better say blue waffle hadn't I!!!

    ok would you, do the lovely Miss Atherton, knowing that Gee and Dan would batter the living crap outta ya for soiling their little sister

    or would you rather deflower Susan Boyle
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Atherton!

    Physical wounds heal.

    Mental ones might not! :shock:

    Would you rather catch sheepsteeth giving it to your dad?

    Or catch sheepsteeth, CWNT and Big Cheese all ploughing your mum. At the same time.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    them lot doing my mum. She could do with cheering up.

    would you rather.....

    hit your nuts on the stem in a crash

    or

    get your nuts dragged in by the rear wheel in a crash?
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    Hit my nuts on the stem.

    Would you rather be ginger and shag Cheryl Tweedy
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    Or have to shag the ginger one for the rest of your life?
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Stem.

    Would you rather fight a child or a midget?
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    bails87 wrote:
    Stem.

    Would you rather fight a child or a midget?

    Fail, too late :lol:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    IcarusGreen wrote:
    Hit my nuts on the stem.

    Would you rather be ginger and shag Cheryl Tweedy

    Or have to shag the ginger one for the rest of your life?
    Well, since I'm already a redhead, I'd be happy with either really.

    would you rather

    ride a rigid singlespeed

    or

    be a roadie?


    Oh, and PS, the ginger one, well she has an unnerving ability to be a minger sometimes, and then out of nowhere.....
    WHAM!
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Rigid singlespeed. You can at least put fat tyres on it and do something fun with it, unlike a road bike! :lol:

    Stuck in a lift with colintrav or a week sharing a prison cell with realman?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Colintrav. I used to fix lifts, so I'm pretty sure I could get out of there in less than a week. Failing that, I also used to climb, so I could escape via the hatch!

    Right, would you rather be

    Raoul Moat

    or

    Gazza?
  • a.palmer
    a.palmer Posts: 504
    Gazza!!!

    Would you rather walk in on your father nobbing his mother

    OR

    Your mother being nobbed by her father

    [Assuming all involved parties are still alive]
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Gazza, definately

    I could drink that much

    Would you rather have the

    Yeehaamcgee shaggy mane haircut

    or the Bails87 jew fro
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    oi! :lol:
  • biff55
    biff55 Posts: 1,404
    gazderry wrote:
    Gazza, definitely

    I could drink that much

    Would you rather have the

    Yeehaamcgee shaggy mane haircut

    or the Bails87 jew fro

    can i have suicide as a third option ?
    :D
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    the funny thing is, if he's going from the avatar pics, he's not that far off mine!

    On that note I think I've found a new pornstar name for myself - Shaggy Barnett :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    the funny thing is, if he's going from the avatar pics, he's not that far off mine!

    On that note I think I've found a new pornstar name for myself - Shaggy Barnett :lol:

    Cool name, mines Wangmaster G

    and i take it you arent talking about my hair
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    man alive the search feature on this forum is crap.
  • hbrashaw
    hbrashaw Posts: 286
    yeehaa hair.

    would you rather..
    eat a man's sh*t (sausage sized)

    or suck his sausage?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    eat a mans shitt, no question

    would you rather:

    get kicked n the arsehole until you bled to death

    or

    have your head chopped off with a leatherman?
  • fyldesmurf
    fyldesmurf Posts: 412
    I'd go for leatherman

    sex with susan boyle or sex with hayley williams but she's got herpes
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Hayley Williams, herpes is treatable, the mental scar of boyle would be fatal.
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Marry a beautiful but the world most boring woman or ugly but perfect personality?
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  • woodnut
    woodnut Posts: 562
    Ugly..
    Have 1 testicle smashed with a meat tenderising mallet or...
    lose all the fingers on one hand to a cigar cutter
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    good question, id lose the bollock, id rather lose both balls than all of my fingers.

    would you rather ride a fs bike or a ht bike?
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    FS bike,

    Would you rather give it to a chicken or take it from a horse?
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  • woodnut
    woodnut Posts: 562
    Oh NO!!!!!
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  • n.battison
    n.battison Posts: 57
    Testicle easy, i could pretend i am Lance Armstrong.

    And the classic would you rather.....

    No legs or no arms??
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    n.battison wrote:
    Testicle easy, i could pretend i am Lance Armstrong.

    And the classic would you rather.....

    No legs or no arms??

    too late mate (but legs for me)
  • n.battison
    n.battison Posts: 57
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    n.battison wrote:
    Testicle easy, i could pretend i am Lance Armstrong.

    And the classic would you rather.....

    No legs or no arms??

    too late mate (but legs for me)

    Flipping slow internet and quick moving forum. I didnt have a chance of getting in there in time!
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