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Kitty wrote:Marry a beautiful but the world most boring woman or ugly but perfect personality?
such a ladies question, not least because it starts with marry and not shag 0 -
Kitty wrote:
correct, then we would leave the ugly bird in a ditch with her head pointing backwards0 -
IcarusGreen wrote:FS bike,
Would you rather give it to a chicken or take it from a horse?
Give it to the chicken.
Shag Megan Fox, who has just died (but still fairly warm), or this beauty, alive and willing!
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IcarusGreen wrote:FS bike,
Would you rather give it to a chicken or take it from a horse?
The plots been lost...
Chicken, the hoss would never get passed my piles.
drink a pint of gorilla seed or have a bath in the shit pit at a sewage farm0 -
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Megan Fox every time, I'd keep doing it until the neighbours came round complaining about the smell!BlackSpur wrote:
Shag Megan Fox, who has just died (but still fairly warm), or this beauty, alive and willing!
Drink a pint of piss or eat a tub of shoot?It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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thekickingmule wrote:Drink a pint of wee-wee
Who's wee?0 -
Does that really matter?
Let's say Prince Charles' Pee (a little hydrated, so it's yellow) and the Queen's shoot (about the consistency of ice cream)It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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Well, I don't think the swear filter lets me say shit (< did it work?) but let's say it's the opposite of pee It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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I would eat a log from the Queen whilst humming the National Anthem. Mmmm. Royal chod!
Nosh off Ian Huntley or shag Stephen Hawkins?0 -
Drink the pee coz well its better then the other option
Would you rather get your hands cut off by the big ring?
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loose your foot to an angry badger ??2010 Orange Crush Custom
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Oi! Question thief! :twisted:0
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Sorry, I posted at the same time as you :oops: :oops:2010 Orange Crush Custom
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Next person has to answer both. 0
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I'd lose my hand to the big ring, then get it replaced with a ROBOT HAND! Then fist Stephen Hawking
Would you rather be eaten alive by a snake, or run over by a slow steam roller?0 -
hawkins, that cyberman voice gets me hot, and badger/foot.
Take your own eye out with a rusty spoon or let Nick Griffin sit on your face0 -
Run over by a big snake rolling?0
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Obviously I'd fist Hawking with the robot hand. He'd love it, all futiristic and sci-fi ish.0
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Defo the snake
Would you rather rim Mo Mowlem after a night on the curry or lick Phill "The Powers" armpits after a 12 hour darts session0 -
seeing as Mo Mowlem has been dead for a while now, Phils armpits would be a good way to go
would you rather be the meat in a Brand/Perry sandwich
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Just D lock the cnut but not get a go on Katy0 -
I'd D lock the CNUT and then knock one out all over Perrys face. No contact involved, double win.
Would you rather work flipping burgers in macdonalds all your life, or eat nothing but mcdonalds for the rest of your life?Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0 -
i'd rather work in macdonalds as their food is gash
Let Osama bin Laden fist you or fist Barrack Obama?2009 Trek 3900 disc https://www.flickr.com/photos/125245570 ... 613755884/
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lowly jumpsuit who survives
would you rather have to watch two girls one cup for the rest of your life or pratake in a recreation of one man one glass???0 -
lawman wrote:lowly jumpsuit who survives
would you rather have to watch two girls one cup for the rest of your life or pratake in a recreation of one man one glass???
hell I watch two girls one cup every day anyway
would you rather be
a robot with the strength of 10 bears
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a bear with the inteligence of ten robots0
