PTP - Cop Killer

rapid_uphill

If you live in Northumberland you could have insider knowledge but anyway the odds are:
shot and killed - 3/1
shot and injured - 6/1
arrested (no shootings) - 500/1

And here is the theme tune.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upenR6n7xWY

Splottboy

I gotta be very careful. Apparently people being targeted have slept with "pigs."

Keeping a very-low-profile now...

rapid_uphill

*Bonus* for correctly predicting how many pigs he takes out.

jellybellywmb

Well considering there is an armed physco running around the countryside who does not seem to like the police and the police are steathly hunting him down in high vis jackets!!!!

rapid_uphill

Northumberland police just received this latest message:
"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best."

BTW isnt that bon jovi record fkin cool.

Anonymous

rapid_uphill wrote:

Northumberland police just received this latest message:
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.

BTW isnt that bon jovi record fkin cool.

I knew there was somethin' about that guy !"

grayo59

Does suicide by shooting count as shot and killed or should the odds on "that" be 2/1?

rapid_uphill

Added poll, VOTE NOW!

rapid_uphill

Suicide is a bit of a let down, i hope he doesnt do that.

RichN95.

Shot to pieces in one last desperate showdown, Butch and Sundance style.

afx237vi

RichN95 wrote:

Shot to pieces in one last desperate showdown, Butch and Sundance style.

...by Kay Burley and Jeremy Thompson, live on Sky News.

Cleat Eastwood

bored to death waiting for ribble to send out his new ribble sportive.

MattC59

You need to add "Shot by a vigilanty for the £10k reward that th police are offering"

Stewie Griffin

Bet he isn't in Northampton, evens says he is in Northarbour Spur camping out until tomorrow morning. "Why did you make her leave me?" Before he mows them all down in a hail of flying lead.

Good Man I say, small fortune on bibs & no free sweets. Sick of them taking the mick.

spen666

rapid_uphill wrote:

If you live in Northumberland you could have insider knowledge but anyway the odds are:
shot and killed - 3/1
shot and injured - 6/1
arrested (no shootings) - 500/1

And here is the theme tune.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upenR6n7xWY

erm, which cop killer is this? Do you mean Raoul Moat who has not killed any police officer?

spen666

rapid_uphill wrote:

If you live in Northumberland you could have insider knowledge but anyway the odds are:
shot and killed - 3/1
shot and injured - 6/1
arrested (no shootings) - 500/1

And here is the theme tune.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upenR6n7xWY

good job you aren't a bookie as you would lose with those odds!

wiffachip

dies laughing at the chief (female) coppers hair ?

he hasn't killed a cop btw

rapid_uphill

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
He has not killed any cops (yet) but i did not name him either. ;-)
And your free to set the odds if you want, i wanted more people to vote for Arrested (No Shooting) thats why i made the odds so good.

spen666 wrote:

erm, which cop killer is this? Do you mean ***** **** who has not killed any police officer?

Homer J

My Guess is that he accidently shoots himself in the foot and gets busted while sitting in A+E

tri-sexual

wiffachip wrote:

dies laughing at the chief (female) coppers hair ?


agreed

whats the odds of her getting make over before it all ends?

Buckled_Rims

Police are only prolonging the search for their overtime, I'm afraid.

If he really wants revenge on the Police - GIVE YOURSELF UP AND STOP THEIR OVERTIME!

Now the coppers will be furious

rapid_uphill

If the police were professional, they would have arrested this man with no shots fired by now. but i have a feeling the police are sh!tting themselves and will be nervous and trigger happy, it will probably end up with another independent inquiry by police complaints which will cost the tax payer £2mill. money well spent i say.

HoHoHoBlueGiant

...and all he wanted was something to eat, but the man kept pushin'

zanelad

He'll be OK cos he''s got a real gun. I'm surprised that H&S allow the Police to go after him, knowing that he's armed.

Now, if he was carrying nothing more lethal than a table leg, or sat on an underground train, they'd gun him down without a thought.

bails87

rapid_uphill
If they were professional? They look pretty professional to me. Maybve if we all had GPS trackers up our backsides they'd have found him. But if he's hiding, he's hiding!

Zanelad
Put down the Daily Mail and we won't have to hurt you.

Pross

rapid_uphill wrote:

If the police were professional, they would have arrested this man with no shots fired by now. but i have a feeling the police are sh!tting themselves and will be nervous and trigger happy, it will probably end up with another independent inquiry by police complaints which will cost the tax payer £2mill. money well spent i say.

I'm sure they'll be grateful to hear the strategy for searching thousands of miles of countryside including the Keilder forest in a faster, more professional manner than they are at present from someone who is obviously an expert. For me it doesn't matter how long they take if they are able to prevent or limit casualties :roll:

My bet goes to he trips over in the woods, gets arrested and sues the Forestry Commission for damages

Stewie Griffin

Quick phone call to a certain base in Hereford, it would be over within a day. Let him deal with folk who would happily take his last breath.

will3

Pross wrote:

rapid_uphill wrote:

If the police were professional, they would have arrested this man with no shots fired by now. but i have a feeling the police are sh!tting themselves and will be nervous and trigger happy, it will probably end up with another independent inquiry by police complaints which will cost the tax payer £2mill. money well spent i say.

I'm sure they'll be grateful to hear the strategy for searching thousands of miles of countryside including the Keilder forest in a faster, more professional manner than they are at present from someone who is obviously an expert. For me it doesn't matter how long they take if they are able to prevent or limit casualties :roll:

My bet goes to he trips over in the woods, gets arrested and sues the Forestry Commission for damages

That's easy, you just get the mercins to use their satellite zoomy inny thingy. Don't you know anything?

Homer J

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Quick phone call to a certain base in Hereford, it would be over within a day. Let him deal with folk who would happily take his last breath.

That call would have been done by now

CowboyBob

The ginger nutter is not a cop killer, he only shot and wounded the PC. Thinking about it, he is a cr@p mad gun man. Of the three people he has shot he has only managed to kill one.
66% failure rate.

He is playing out his own Rambo fantasy...... though camping in the middle of a field, drinking beer and having a camp fire is not really escape and evasion stuff.

I hope the police do brass him up as it will save the tax payer millions in keeping him in prison.

Oh, he also carried out an armed robbery on a chip shop....... Wooooo, he's hitting the big time!!!!

dg74

He's playing a good game. Led the police a right merry dance so far and I'd hazard a guess that he's back on Tyneside at one of his many contacts addresses being shielded.