If this isn't a crime against fashion! :shock:
TED stockings?
You're way out of the loop. You've heard of knickers, right? Those are the very latest
in shin warmers. Get current man. Were you born and raised in a cave?
A bit like flares&flyaway collars,in 20yrs we'll be rolling around looking at pictures like this.I've seen people at club events looking far worse,at least the MAN still commands the upmost respect whatever he's wearing.
Look for the very obvious and numerous mistakes everywhere!
Those are some ugly, stupid looking shoes. His teeth are way to big for his head. Is this a common triathelope affliction? Is that a fanny pack I see or a heart rate monitor positioned just a little low and on the wrong side of the body? And what's with the death grip on the bars?
Just another one to add.... (Although a bit more of an assumption)
Comletely wrong gear. It doesn't look too downhill (if at all) and for some reason I just can't imagine him sitting on a decent cadence. must be sitting on 65-72 tops...
This is what i think is driving eyebrows/brow sky high... over geared. Big time.
Is the tongue of his right hand side shoe been pushed inside the shoe when he put them on ? He must have been in a rush after getting his helmet on just right.
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and why hasn't he lined up the wheel logos?
amateur!
You're way out of the loop. You've heard of knickers, right? Those are the very latest
in shin warmers. Get current man. Were you born and raised in a cave?
Very pallid skin colour... needs to get out more.
That's Hutch, not a trianthelope.
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Judging by his CW column, I concur completely!
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This is a trianthelope
Look for the very obvious and numerous mistakes everywhere!
Commuting / Winter rides - Jamis Renegade Expert
Pootling / Offroad - All-City Macho Man Disc
Fast rides Cannondale SuperSix Ultegra
Those are some ugly, stupid looking shoes. His teeth are way to big for his head. Is this a common triathelope affliction? Is that a fanny pack I see or a heart rate monitor positioned just a little low and on the wrong side of the body? And what's with the death grip on the bars?
I like this game.
Right, we'll take a top-down approach:
Helmet - backwards, and not white.
Eyebrows - Making a bid for freedom.
Glasses - inside helmet straps.
Teeth - as mentioned previously.
Top - sleeveless.
Wrist - LiveSTRONG bracelet
Wrist - is that one of those junk magnetic "wellbeing" bracelets Wiggle are stocking!?
Hands - Deathgrip - probably part of the problem driving the eyebrows so far north.
Waist - number belt :roll:
Compression shorts - bet they're not bibs...
Rear-mounted bottle carriers - empty - with his full bottle on the down tube!
Saddle bag - looks floppy.
Legs - shaved.
Feet - no socks.
That pic is gold.
They're 2XU endurance Tri shorts, no compression in those...
... they're not bibs though for sure.
You seem to know a lot about them... Care to share with the group?!
Zip open, and whats strapped to the toptube?
I think it's an energy gel/bar, it seems to be common in herds of triantelopes for them to tape food to their bikes.
Remember, its all about the confidence............
Orange is sooooooo last season darling.... :P
Comletely wrong gear. It doesn't look too downhill (if at all) and for some reason I just can't imagine him sitting on a decent cadence. must be sitting on 65-72 tops...
This is what i think is driving eyebrows/brow sky high... over geared. Big time.
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4-5cm too high? Does not look it O_o