What the hell's he wearing?

OffTheBackAdam
OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
edited November 2010 in Amateur race
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If this isn't a crime against fashion! :shock:
TED stockings?
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  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    What do you expect from the King of all Testers :wink:
    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

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  • Team Banana Spokesman
    Team Banana Spokesman Posts: 538
    short length is all wrong too.

    and why hasn't he lined up the wheel logos?

    amateur!
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    OffTheBackAdam wrote:
    1277109643042-1pcwa9kcbw0yo-280-75.jpg
    If this isn't a crime against fashion! :shock:
    TED stockings?

    You're way out of the loop. You've heard of knickers, right? Those are the very latest
    in shin warmers. Get current man. Were you born and raised in a cave? :wink::wink:
  • richk
    richk Posts: 564
    At least they're now white. Last pic I saw he had black socks on. Now that is a fashion crime :lol:
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  • Airwave
    Airwave Posts: 483
    A bit like flares&flyaway collars,in 20yrs we'll be rolling around looking at pictures like this.I've seen people at club events looking far worse,at least the MAN still commands the upmost respect whatever he's wearing.
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  • Lillywhite
    Lillywhite Posts: 742
    He borrowed them from Paula Ratcliffe. :lol:
  • Hibbs
    Hibbs Posts: 291
    Poor little lamb needs them to keep the pain at bay. Typical tester. :roll: He should read rule 5 http://www.velominati.com/blog/the-rules/


    :wink::lol:
  • secretsqizz
    secretsqizz Posts: 424
    With approckx 9sq inch skin showing,whats the betting he shaves his legs still.
    Very pallid skin colour... needs to get out more.
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  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Triathletes will flock to the stores to get a pair. After all they are tri specific.
  • redddraggon
    redddraggon Posts: 10,862
    dennisn wrote:
    Triathletes will flock to the stores to get a pair. After all they are tri specific.

    That's Hutch, not a trianthelope.
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  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    secretsqizz wrote:
    needs to get out more.

    Judging by his CW column, I concur completely!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    And he has a stoopid pointy hat on....back to front as well. :( :P
  • gabriel959
    gabriel959 Posts: 4,227
    3871673208_fa167dfa27_o.jpg

    This is a trianthelope :lol::lol::lol:

    Look for the very obvious and numerous mistakes everywhere!
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  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    gabriel959 wrote:
    3871673208_fa167dfa27_o.jpg

    This is a trianthelope :lol::lol::lol:

    Look for the very obvious and numerous mistakes everywhere!

    Those are some ugly, stupid looking shoes. His teeth are way to big for his head. Is this a common triathelope affliction? Is that a fanny pack I see or a heart rate monitor positioned just a little low and on the wrong side of the body? And what's with the death grip on the bars?
  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    gabriel959 wrote:
    3871673208_fa167dfa27_o.jpg

    This is a trianthelope :lol::lol::lol:

    Look for the very obvious and numerous mistakes everywhere!

    I like this game.

    Right, we'll take a top-down approach:

    Helmet - backwards, and not white.

    Eyebrows - Making a bid for freedom.

    Glasses - inside helmet straps.

    Teeth - as mentioned previously.

    Top - sleeveless.

    Wrist - LiveSTRONG bracelet

    Wrist - is that one of those junk magnetic "wellbeing" bracelets Wiggle are stocking!?

    Hands - Deathgrip - probably part of the problem driving the eyebrows so far north.

    Waist - number belt :roll:

    Compression shorts - bet they're not bibs...

    Rear-mounted bottle carriers - empty - with his full bottle on the down tube!

    Saddle bag - looks floppy.

    Legs - shaved.

    Feet - no socks.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    The wrist band is a road ID.

    That pic is gold.
  • Thick Tester
    Thick Tester Posts: 380
    I've seen better looking dead badgers in country lanes
  • jibberjim
    jibberjim Posts: 2,810
    TommyEss wrote:
    Compression shorts - bet they're not bibs...

    They're 2XU endurance Tri shorts, no compression in those...

    ... they're not bibs though for sure.
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  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    jibberjim wrote:
    TommyEss wrote:
    Compression shorts - bet they're not bibs...

    They're 2XU endurance Tri shorts, no compression in those...

    ... they're not bibs though for sure.

    You seem to know a lot about them... Care to share with the group?! :D
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  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    How could I miss it the first time???? Possibly a unibrow????
  • batch78
    batch78 Posts: 1,320
    Thats a fair old number of spacers he's got going on there!

    Zip open, and whats strapped to the toptube?
  • Hibbs
    Hibbs Posts: 291
    batch78 wrote:
    Thats a fair old number of spacers he's got going on there!

    Zip open, and whats strapped to the toptube?

    I think it's an energy gel/bar, it seems to be common in herds of triantelopes for them to tape food to their bikes.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,597
    I'd happily look as stupid as Hutch in that pic in return for his times (rather than looking worse with my own times!) :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Whats Gok Wan doing a triathlon for ?

    Remember, its all about the confidence............ :D
  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    dmclite wrote:
    Whats Gok Wan doing a triathlon for ?

    Remember, its all about the confidence............ :D

    Orange is sooooooo last season darling.... :P
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  • Ironman595
    Ironman595 Posts: 93
    Just another one to add.... (Although a bit more of an assumption)

    Comletely wrong gear. It doesn't look too downhill (if at all) and for some reason I just can't imagine him sitting on a decent cadence. must be sitting on 65-72 tops...

    This is what i think is driving eyebrows/brow sky high... over geared. Big time.

    :oops:
  • Ironman595
    Ironman595 Posts: 93
    Hence death grip....
  • Ironman595
    Ironman595 Posts: 93
    and his saddle height is 40-50mm too high... :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Is the tongue of his right hand side shoe been pushed inside the shoe when he put them on ? He must have been in a rush after getting his helmet on just right. :D
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    Ironman595 wrote:
    and his saddle height is 40-50mm too high... :lol:

    4-5cm too high? Does not look it O_o

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