What the hell's he wearing?
OffTheBackAdam
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If this isn't a crime against fashion! :shock:
TED stockings?
Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
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What do you expect from the King of all Testers"A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"
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short length is all wrong too.
and why hasn't he lined up the wheel logos?
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OffTheBackAdam wrote:
If this isn't a crime against fashion! :shock:
TED stockings?
You're way out of the loop. You've heard of knickers, right? Those are the very latest
in shin warmers. Get current man. Were you born and raised in a cave?0 -
At least they're now white. Last pic I saw he had black socks on. Now that is a fashion crimeThere is no secret ingredient...0
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A bit like flares&flyaway collars,in 20yrs we'll be rolling around looking at pictures like this.I've seen people at club events looking far worse,at least the MAN still commands the upmost respect whatever he's wearing.TT photos http://www.flickr.com/photos/steverob/0
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He borrowed them from Paula Ratcliffe.0
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Poor little lamb needs them to keep the pain at bay. Typical tester. :roll: He should read rule 5 http://www.velominati.com/blog/the-rules/
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With approckx 9sq inch skin showing,whats the betting he shaves his legs still.
Very pallid skin colour... needs to get out more.My pen won't write on the screen0 -
Triathletes will flock to the stores to get a pair. After all they are tri specific.0
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secretsqizz wrote:needs to get out more.
Judging by his CW column, I concur completely!"A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"
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And he has a stoopid pointy hat on....back to front as well. :P0
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This is a trianthelope
Look for the very obvious and numerous mistakes everywhere!x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
Commuting / Winter rides - Jamis Renegade Expert
Pootling / Offroad - All-City Macho Man Disc
Fast rides Cannondale SuperSix Ultegra0 -
gabriel959 wrote:
This is a trianthelope
Look for the very obvious and numerous mistakes everywhere!
Those are some ugly, stupid looking shoes. His teeth are way to big for his head. Is this a common triathelope affliction? Is that a fanny pack I see or a heart rate monitor positioned just a little low and on the wrong side of the body? And what's with the death grip on the bars?0 -
gabriel959 wrote:
This is a trianthelope
Look for the very obvious and numerous mistakes everywhere!
I like this game.
Right, we'll take a top-down approach:
Helmet - backwards, and not white.
Eyebrows - Making a bid for freedom.
Glasses - inside helmet straps.
Teeth - as mentioned previously.
Top - sleeveless.
Wrist - LiveSTRONG bracelet
Wrist - is that one of those junk magnetic "wellbeing" bracelets Wiggle are stocking!?
Hands - Deathgrip - probably part of the problem driving the eyebrows so far north.
Waist - number belt :roll:
Compression shorts - bet they're not bibs...
Rear-mounted bottle carriers - empty - with his full bottle on the down tube!
Saddle bag - looks floppy.
Legs - shaved.
Feet - no socks.Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...0 -
The wrist band is a road ID.
That pic is gold.0 -
I've seen better looking dead badgers in country lanes0
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TommyEss wrote:Compression shorts - bet they're not bibs...
They're 2XU endurance Tri shorts, no compression in those...
... they're not bibs though for sure.Jibbering Sports Stuff: http://jibbering.com/sports/0 -
jibberjim wrote:TommyEss wrote:Compression shorts - bet they're not bibs...
They're 2XU endurance Tri shorts, no compression in those...
... they're not bibs though for sure.
You seem to know a lot about them... Care to share with the group?!Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...0 -
How could I miss it the first time???? Possibly a unibrow????0
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Thats a fair old number of spacers he's got going on there!
Zip open, and whats strapped to the toptube?0 -
I'd happily look as stupid as Hutch in that pic in return for his times (rather than looking worse with my own times!)0
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Whats Gok Wan doing a triathlon for ?
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Just another one to add.... (Although a bit more of an assumption)
Comletely wrong gear. It doesn't look too downhill (if at all) and for some reason I just can't imagine him sitting on a decent cadence. must be sitting on 65-72 tops...
This is what i think is driving eyebrows/brow sky high... over geared. Big time.
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Hence death grip....0
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and his saddle height is 40-50mm too high...0
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Is the tongue of his right hand side shoe been pushed inside the shoe when he put them on ? He must have been in a rush after getting his helmet on just right.0
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Ironman595 wrote:and his saddle height is 40-50mm too high...
4-5cm too high? Does not look it O_o0