Men waxing legs

Homer J

I can now corner with confidence

Percy Vera

northernneil wrote:

shaved the balls once .... once was enough

How did you get them out of the bag?

timb64

Why would you want to wax or shave your legs-unless you're into doing Lily Savage impressions?

Crapaud

timb64 wrote:

Why would you want to wax or shave your legs-unless you're into doing Lily Savage impressions?

What've you got against Lily Savage impersonators? :twisted:

timb64

Crapaud wrote:

timb64 wrote:

Why would you want to wax or shave your legs-unless you're into doing Lily Savage impressions?

What've you got against Lily Savage impersonators? :twisted:

Apart from the Scouse accent?.......but let's not even go there!

salsarider79

Nowt wrong with wanting to show off the muscles a bit more. I'm skinny as hell (Not skinny enough for me, but thats another story) so my muscles show quite well. I just don't get unshaved legs and lycra, all the hairs show through and it doesn't look nice.

p.s. My girlfriend likes my legs shaved. Was a bit of a shock when I did the first time and didn't tell her. She didn't see me getting into bed and definatly didn't see my legs. So she cuddled up to me, touched my leg, screamed and lept out of bed....Took ages to appologise as I was laughing so much!

miss notax

Hilarious

I shall be looking at Mr Wander Wheels in a new light now :shock:

GiantMike

Splottboy wrote:

Be smooooth, and try not to cut your femoral artery.

Blimey. How far up are you shaving???

Mr Smooth

I am Mr WW - and I really like my smooth legs!!

Miss Notax - I'm amazed no-one noticed last night - or at least no-one commented. Given the grief I got for wearing white cycling shoes I was sure waxed legs would come in for a load of stick!

miss notax

wander wheels

Salsarider79 - I can see why your girlfriend screamed - his smooth legs feel very strange in bed. Looking round at the other guys legs last night - purely on a scientific basis they all seemed rather hairless - wants going on

GiantMike

wander wheels wrote:

Looking round at the other guys legs last night - purely on a scientific basis they all seemed rather hairless - wants going on

Says: 'Hi darling, I'm just off to shave my legs because I have a race tomorrow....'

Thinks: '....because then I'll feel hornier when I try your underwear on when you're at work'.

Real men don't shave their legs! FACT.

Mr Smooth

GiantMike wrote:

Real men don't shave their legs! FACT.

That's why I waxed!

GiantMike

Waxing is just shaving for masochists!

hopper1

I did wax... Now, I Veet! Much kinder option...
And, It wont harm my femoral artery...

Lucky Luke

Was thinking of getting one of these myself seems a lot less bother than waxing or shaving :

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 432454.htm




Would it do the job does anyone know ?

hopper1

Lucky Luke wrote:

Was thinking of getting one of these myself seems a lot less bother than waxing or shaving :

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 432454.htm




Would it do the job does anyone know ?

Yeah, if you want a number one stubble on yer legs!
It's a trimmer, not a shaver, mate

Mad Roadie

meanredspider wrote:

My legs look as though they're waxed though they aren't. God knows what happened to them - I know my shin pads as a teenager seem to pluck my leg hairs - maybe screwed the folicles. It's only my legs that are like this too. Still, I look like a professional cyclist without the bother

dont worry - once you get over your 16th birthday hairs will appear

redvee

Don't go as far as this bloke did.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... -nuts.html

:shock: :shock:

Flasheart

f00k !! that's gotta hurt :shock:

brought tears to my eyes just reading about it

GiantMike

I wonder if any other sports have this obsession with shaving?

Sheldon does a useful investigation of aerodynamic benefit vs financial cost here.

Shaving legs saves 5s over a 40km TT.

Wearing you wife's underwear saves 12s.

Training properly saves up to 5 minutes (but required actual dedication)

timb64

This thread reminds me of the joke about a guy going on a hunting trip .

First day he sets off into the forest and spots a massive grizzly bear.He quietly creeps up on it and when he's about 70 yards away carefully takes aim...."BANG"...misses the bear by about three feet.

The bear looks up ,sees the man and with two bounds he's on him.The bear picks the man up flings him face down over a fallen tree and with a swipe of it's claws rips the man's clothes off his back and proceeds to roger him senseless.Eventually the man is able to crawl away.

Next day the man sets off again.He quietly creeps into the forest and sees the bear .Same procedure.
He takes aim ..."BANG!...GROWL!...........RRRIIPPPPP.....AAAHHHH! :shock: ...the man crawls away bloodied and sore.


On the the third day as the man approaches the forest he sees the bear casually leaning against a tree inspecting a claw.The bear looks up sees the man and beckons him over and says"Let's be honest you're not really here for the hunting are you? "


Lets be honest this leg waxing/shaving malarky hasn't got anything to do with cycling has it

Flasheart

timb64 wrote:

This thread reminds me of the joke about a guy going on a hunting trip .

First day he sets off into the forest and spots a massive grizzly bear.He quietly creeps up on it and when he's about 70 yards away carefully takes aim...."BANG"...misses the bear by about three feet.

The bear looks up ,sees the man and with two bounds he's on him.The bear picks the man up flings him face down over a fallen tree and with a swipe of it's claws rips the man's clothes off his back and proceeds to roger him senseless.Eventually the man is able to crawl away.

Next day the man sets off again.He quietly creeps into the forest and sees the bear .Same procedure.
He takes aim ..."BANG!...GROWL!...........RRRIIPPPPP.....AAAHHHH! :shock: ...the man crawls away bloodied and sore.


On the the third day as the man approaches the forest he sees the bear casually leaning against a tree inspecting a claw.The bear looks up sees the man and beckons him over and says"Let's be honest you're not really here for the hunting are you? "


Lets be honest this leg waxing/shaving malarky hasn't got anything to do with cycling has it

Excellent!!

SteveR_100Milers

I get mine waxed every 3-4 weeks by my girlfriend. Wouldn't have it any other way.

hopper1

GiantMike wrote:

I wonder if any other sports have this obsession with shaving?

Sheldon does a useful investigation of aerodynamic benefit vs financial cost here.

Shaving legs saves 5s over a 40km TT.

Wearing you wife's underwear saves 12s.

Training properly saves up to 5 minutes (but required actual dedication)

I do train properly... I remove the hair from my legs...

So, in the pursuit of a PB, do I wear her thong under , or over my bibshorts?... :shock:

redvee

hopper1 wrote:

So, in the pursuit of a PB, do I wear her thong under , or over my bibshorts?... :shock:

Definitely over

Crapaud

redvee wrote:

hopper1 wrote:

So, in the pursuit of a PB, do I wear her thong under , or over my bibshorts?... :shock:

Definitely over

Redvee, you are the lead singer with Cameo, AICMFP.