Naked bike ride, I don't get it?

Bassjunkieuk

DonDaddyD wrote:

Bassjunkieuk wrote:

I find my saddle just about bearable in baggies and normal boxer shorts! I think going sans clothes would make it rather uncomfortable!! I suppose I could use the minimal cheapo lidl cycle shorts which will actually provide me with a tiny bit more cover then my rather small black swim shorts (not quite full on speedo-cut pants but just enough to cover my awesome cyclists bum!)

As I'm more then happy to strut around a swimming pool in them I don't see the problem and I suppose if I did go fully naked I could just ride around in an aero tuck ;-)

If you went naked every woman in a 10mile radius of you would find themselves pregnant.

Clever Pun

DonDaddyD wrote:

SamWise1972 wrote:

In countries where nudity in saunas and other places is pretty normal, people don't feel the need to stare. Why would you?

I don't believe that for a second.

I think specsavers would run out of stock...

Scando countries... a girl I know from there was saying it was weird in the gym with everyone covering themselves.. she said she did wear a towel but only on her head

SamWise1972

Yes, seriously. Germans think we're unsanitary for wearing swimwear in the sauna. In Finland, apparently most people have seen most of their co-workers naked. It's only such a big deal here because it happens so little. Once you're naked and everyone else is, it's not Porkies 4, it's "Oh, is that it then? Well it's quite comfortable, isn't it?"

Bassjunkieuk

Clever Pun wrote:

DonDaddyD wrote:

SamWise1972 wrote:

In countries where nudity in saunas and other places is pretty normal, people don't feel the need to stare. Why would you?

I don't believe that for a second.

I think specsavers would run out of stock...

Scando countries... a girl I know from there was saying it was weird in the gym with everyone covering themselves.. she said she did wear a towel but only on her head

Back when I was with the Croydon Harriers we did a visit to Arnhem (twinned with Croydon) when I was about 14. The subject of being naked in saunas etc. came up and as you can imagine a bunch of 14 year old boys took a great interest in this especially when the girls we are discussing it with are your atypical Dutch girls and sprinters to boot so in reasonably good shape :-)

We did also get a rather large shock when in the swimming pools changing rooms we found a glass window between the changing rooms :-D Alas there where cubicles

Bassjunkieuk

SamWise1972 wrote:

Yes, seriously. Germans think we're unsanitary for wearing swimwear in the sauna. In Finland, apparently most people have seen most of their co-workers naked. It's only such a big deal here because it happens so little. Once you're naked and everyone else is, it's not Porkies 4, it's "Oh, is that it then? Well it's quite comfortable, isn't it?"

I think that's roughly the conclusion the people that take part in that Naked at the Office (or whatever it's called) show on Sky 1. It's used as a way to make the team stronger and with all the exercises they complete during the week to de-sensitive them to nudity they then have the ultimate dress down Friday :-)

DonDaddyD

you ever had wood riding a bicycle (bike was way too ambiguous)

Wierd but very true.

Clever Pun wrote:

DonDaddyD wrote:

SamWise1972 wrote:

In countries where nudity in saunas and other places is pretty normal, people don't feel the need to stare. Why would you?

I don't believe that for a second.

I think specsavers would run out of stock...

Scando countries... a girl I know from there was saying it was weird in the gym with everyone covering themselves.. she said she did wear a towel but only on her head

Where is Mrs Clever Pun from?

Yes, seriously. Germans think we're unsanitary for wearing swimwear in the sauna. In Finland, apparently most people have seen most of their co-workers naked. It's only such a big deal here because it happens so little. Once you're naked and everyone else is, it's not Porkies 4, it's "Oh, is that it then? Well it's quite comfortable, isn't it?"

An Austrian girl I once worked with said the same thing and my mind wandered back to....

One time when I was really young my Mother and I went swimming. Too young to change on my own, my Mum bought me into a family cubicle. For pure instinctive reasons I stood on the bench and looked over the top of the cubicle to see what could only be described as 'DDD Mekka'. It is one of my earliest memories.

It's probably best I never visit those Countries I'd die of dehydration in a Sauna...

SamWise1972

DonDaddyD wrote:

It's probably best I never visit those Countries I'd die of dehydration in a Sauna...

No you wouldn't. You'd have about 10 mins of OMG BEWBS!!!! And then you'd be overloaded. Plus you'd realise "Hey, I can come back here any time. There'll always be naked women". Why sit and stare all day at the commonplace?

Think of it this way. If a woman goes around with her head uncovered in Iran, she will get a similar level of attention to walking around in her underwear in London. That doesn't happen here. Why? We're used to it. We see uncovered heads all the time. You could go all year round in Iran and never seen an ankle, so it's hardly surprising if women in bikinis would make you fall over yourself. Here, if you go to the beach and there are women in skimpy bikinis, sure, you'll look, but you wouldn't plonk yourself down a foot away and dribble openly, because wearing a bikini is socially acceptable, staring is not, and anyway, in another 10 steps, there'll be another one. There's nothing particularly mystical about boobs and fanny, they're just the bits you don't get to see normally.

DonDaddyD

SamWise1972 wrote:

There's nothing particularly mystical about boobs and fanny...

Sam, I do understandwhere you are coming from but for me personally... I agree with the lack of eroticism, naked bodies aren't all that attractive to me... but the mind can wander...

So I really have to disagree with the quote above. I really do.

Clever Pun

Mrs Pun is from the UK, it was a mutual acquaintance who incidentally has just tried her hand at lezzing...

DonDaddyD

Clever Pun wrote:

Mrs Pun is from the UK, it was a mutual acquaintance who incidentally has just tried her hand at lezzing...

In a gym?

Bassjunkieuk

DonDaddyD wrote:

SamWise1972 wrote:

There's nothing particularly mystical about boobs and fanny...

Sam, I do understand where you are coming from but for me personally...

I really have to disagree with this. I really do.

This could be The Best DDD Thread Ever :-)

I really think you should try going on a naked bike ride :-) Even if you do just wear cycle shorts to cover up.....

Maybe we could arrange if for this years SCR social - Naked scalping on the embankment :-D

UndercoverElephant

Clever Pun wrote:

tried her hand at lezzing...

That's a lovely turn of phrase!

SamWise1972

DonDaddyD wrote:

SamWise1972 wrote:

There's nothing particularly mystical about boobs and fanny...

Sam, I do understandwhere you are coming from but for me personally... I agree with the lack of eroticism, naked bodies aren't all that attractive to me... but the mind can wander...

So I really have to disagree with the quote above. I really do.

Alright, I'll admit boobs are mystical. But they won't hypnotise you in the same way when they've become commonplace. You'll be able to appreciate and wonder at them in a calmer way, without having to have someone wipe the dribble off your face afterwards. I don't know anyone who has spent any length of time around lots of naked people without experiencing this. And it's a good thing - you can see lots of naked ladies without disgracing yourself!

Kieran_Burns

SamWise1972 wrote:

DonDaddyD wrote:

SamWise1972 wrote:

There's nothing particularly mystical about boobs and fanny...

Sam, I do understandwhere you are coming from but for me personally... I agree with the lack of eroticism, naked bodies aren't all that attractive to me... but the mind can wander...

So I really have to disagree with the quote above. I really do.

Alright, I'll admit boobs are mystical. But they won't hypnotise you in the same way when they've become commonplace. You'll be able to appreciate and wonder at them in a calmer way, without having to have someone wipe the dribble off your face afterwards. I don't know anyone who has spent any length of time around lots of naked people without experiencing this. And it's a good thing - you can see lots of naked ladies without disgracing yourself!

Yes.... but the learning curve.....

DaveHudson

As my cables run along the top tube, I'd be worried that a careless stop could see my knackers trapped in one of those situations where you panic and retract quickly only to hear the sound of two balls being removed from my scrot.

Might make me quicker actually, A slight (and being honest, it would be very slight ) weight reduction.

PBo

SimonAH wrote:

Oops, I meant bristols on Sunday. :oops:

FTFY




IGMC.......

DonDaddyD

Bassjunkieuk wrote:

DonDaddyD wrote:

SamWise1972 wrote:

There's nothing particularly mystical about boobs and fanny...

Sam, I do understand where you are coming from but for me personally...

I really have to disagree with this. I really do.

This could be The Best DDD Thread Ever :-)

I really think you should try going on a naked bike ride :-) Even if you do just wear cycle shorts to cover up.....

Maybe we could arrange if for this years SCR social - Naked scalping on the embankment :-D

I really am going through a introspective moment here.

I get that there is nothing amazing about the naked body and usually I don't find them all that attractive. But when we start talking about the individual parts, the many variations and the imperfections its those things that make people beautiful.

Whether on a bike ride or in a 'nude County' I think I would only every be there to look at women. For me that's the point of turning up naked, to be stared at and to stare...

Bassjunkieuk

UndercoverElephant wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

tried her hand at lezzing...

That's a lovely turn of phrase!

She could try her tongue as well......although annoyingly real life lesbians rarely look like the ones I see in all the movies.......

DonDaddyD

It just seems to me that a large purpose is to see people naked...

Which is cool, but lets call it what it is.

SamWise1972

DonDaddyD wrote:

I really am going through a introspective moment here.

I get that there is nothing amazing about the naked body and usually I don't find them all that attractive. But when we start talking about the individual parts, the many variations and the imperfections its those things that make people beautiful.

I can't honestly say being surrounded by numerous naked women, be it at a bike ride or living in some nudist Country, that my intentions would not include a desire to look at them...

Of course not! But honestly, if you're surrounded by numerous dressed women, you look at them, too, don't you? What you don't do is stare fixedly at their breasts, or run up and motorboat them. People assume that they'll lose control of themselves, but it doesn't happen. If there's one naked woman in an innappropriate place, of course you end up staring. When they are on every side, you don't. You'll look, you'll appreciate, nobody expects you to stare straight ahead. What you can't do is to get a humungous stonk on and stare with your eyes popping out, and everyone I know who has been in such a situation found that the desire to do so was not nearly what they thought it was. Normalisation time is about ten mins for dealing with "OMG, everyone else is NAKED", and maybe half an hour for "Oh well, I suppose it doesn't matter if I am then". It's not as difficult a learning curve as you'd imagine. All of my close friends have seen me naked, and it's not even worth a mention for them now. Reciprocally, I've seen most of them, and it's just, you know. Ho hum.

Bassjunkieuk

DonDaddyD wrote:

Bassjunkieuk wrote:

DonDaddyD wrote:

SamWise1972 wrote:

There's nothing particularly mystical about boobs and fanny...

Sam, I do understand where you are coming from but for me personally...

I really have to disagree with this. I really do.

This could be The Best DDD Thread Ever :-)

I really think you should try going on a naked bike ride :-) Even if you do just wear cycle shorts to cover up.....

Maybe we could arrange if for this years SCR social - Naked scalping on the embankment :-D

I really am going through a introspective moment here.

I get that there is nothing amazing about the naked body and usually I don't find them all that attractive. But when we start talking about the individual parts, the many variations and the imperfections its those things that make people beautiful.

I can't honestly say being surrounded by numerous naked women, be it at a bike ride or living in some nudist Country, that my intentions would not include a desire to look at them...

Look at it this way, if you let a kid loose in a sweet shop they are going to go mental. They are going to eat EVERYTHING they can get their hands on. Eventually they will be sick........besides it's not going to be wall-to-wall hotties. Have a look around your office right now. Would you honestly like to see ALL of those people stark b0ll0ck naked?

DonDaddyD

SamWise1972 wrote:

DonDaddyD wrote:

I really am going through a introspective moment here.

I get that there is nothing amazing about the naked body and usually I don't find them all that attractive. But when we start talking about the individual parts, the many variations and the imperfections its those things that make people beautiful.

I can't honestly say being surrounded by numerous naked women, be it at a bike ride or living in some nudist Country, that my intentions would not include a desire to look at them...

Of course not! But honestly, if you're surrounded by numerous dressed women, you look at them, too, don't you?

You have a point.

sarajoy

Well if you're in a big group of naked cyclists (bar shoes, I presume) - clearly everyone will be looking at each other anyway - and probably grinning like fools in amusement or embarrassment!

And let's face it, if you join in all you'll get is a faceful of arses (unless you're at the front)!

Hardly hard-on inducing. I imagine the women will hardly be slipping off their saddles with excitement either.

Sounds more and more like fun though, but I'm not about to do it alone.

Clever Pun

UndercoverElephant wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

tried her hand at lezzing...

That's a lovely turn of phrase!

yeah I know, sorry... it was aimed at the people who were trying to imagine a random lady walking round with a towel on her head... I just cranked it up a notch BAM

rjsterry

Clever Pun wrote:

UndercoverElephant wrote:

Clever Pun wrote:

tried her hand at lezzing...

That's a lovely turn of phrase!

yeah I know, sorry... it was aimed at the people who were trying to imagine a random lady walking round with a towel on her head... I just cranked it up a notch BAM

Sounds like there was some kind of introductory offer :?

hisoka

sarajoy wrote:

Well if you're in a big group of naked cyclists (bar shoes, I presume) - clearly everyone will be looking at each other anyway - and probably grinning like fools in amusement or embarrassment!

And let's face it, if you join in all you'll get is a faceful of arses (unless you're at the front)!

Hardly hard-on inducing. I imagine the women will hardly be slipping off their saddles with
excitement either.

Sounds more and more like fun though, but I'm not about to do it alone.

Great all the office is staring at me now from laughing at tha turn of phrase. Hehe

sarajoy

hisoka wrote:

sarajoy wrote:

Well if you're in a big group of naked cyclists (bar shoes, I presume) - clearly everyone will be looking at each other anyway - and probably grinning like fools in amusement or embarrassment!

And let's face it, if you join in all you'll get is a faceful of arses (unless you're at the front)!

Hardly hard-on inducing. I imagine the women will hardly be slipping off their saddles with
excitement either.

Sounds more and more like fun though, but I'm not about to do it alone.

Great all the office is staring at me now from laughing at tha turn of phrase. Hehe

Assuming you're reacting to the bit I think you are - I can't now stop thinking of a scene in Maybe Baby where Joely Richardson's character slips off her scooter seat. Hahahahahaha

SamWise1972

sarajoy wrote:

Well if you're in a big group of naked cyclists (bar shoes, I presume) - clearly everyone will be looking at each other anyway - and probably grinning like fools in amusement or embarrassment!

And let's face it, if you join in all you'll get is a faceful of arses (unless you're at the front)!

Hardly hard-on inducing. I imagine the women will hardly be slipping off their saddles with excitement either.

Sounds more and more like fun though, but I'm not about to do it alone.

Yep! Lots of cheering and big smiles from the sidelines too. It's just brilliant fun. If you've ever suffered the "OhMyGODI'mNakedatschool" dream, this is the way to expunge it. Cycle naked through a city centre, and come out with a broad smile.

hisoka

sarajoy wrote:

hisoka wrote:

sarajoy wrote:

Well if you're in a big group of naked cyclists (bar shoes, I presume) - clearly everyone will be looking at each other anyway - and probably grinning like fools in amusement or embarrassment!

And let's face it, if you join in all you'll get is a faceful of arses (unless you're at the front)!

Hardly hard-on inducing. I imagine the women will hardly be slipping off their saddles with
excitement either.

Sounds more and more like fun though, but I'm not about to do it alone.

Great all the office is staring at me now from laughing at tha turn of phrase. Hehe

Assuming you're reacting to the bit I think you are - I can't now stop thinking of a scene in Maybe Baby where Joely Richardson's character slips off her scooter seat. Hahahahahaha

Exactly! That and "faceful of arses"

Chuckling now still

Clever Pun

Getting to the event nekked should be more interesting... queue crashes if cars are following you up a hill