National Naked Cycle Day
Sailorchick
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So who's taking part in any events? The bike shed at work has posters up advertising the Southampton Naked Bike ride tomorrow but I think I'll be giving it a miss!
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I'm riding the Southampton one, and have done the last two years. Come along, it's a fun evening out!0
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Have you seen the forecast for tomorrow?Mud - Genesis Vapour CCX
Race - Fuji Norcom Straight
Sun - Cervelo R3
Winter / Commute - Dolan ADX0 -
Ha! Heavy rain? We'll be naked, and soaking wet......0
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I'd be worrying about getting the old chap caught in my chainset!!!LOL2012 Cannondale Synapse0
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Yes, or dragging on the tarmac as you ride 8)0
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Or getting run over by following traffic......Faster than a tent.......0
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Yes, or it might get caught on something at the start, and pull taught a couple of miles round the circuit etc etc0
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Isn`t riding naked against the law? It certainly should be, looking at the photos.Smarter than the average bear.0
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Nope. Being naked full stop is not against the law in itself, and there's police permission for this ride.0
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Oh. Are you completely stark bollock naked then?Smarter than the average bear.0
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Well, you don't have to be, but most people are.0
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sarajoy wrote:Hm. I know there's one on in Bristol. My exhibitionist side rather fancies it..
Shame I'm double booked, otherwise I'd be lurking in the background.
http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/inde ... le=BristolI've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0 -
The trouble with these naked bike rides is that they are generally populated by women with knockers straddling their top tube and what appears to be a saddle with a pubic wig on.
If it attracted even a handful of nubile dirtbags who pass the titty pencil test they'd be more popular.
And don't even get me started on the men with saggy moobs and balls sacks like chicken's necks.Whyte 905 (2009)
Trek 1.5 (2009)
Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp (2007)0 -
oh no. not in edinburgh you don't....get that filth covered up please.
http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/scotl ... 6346939.jpWhenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
H.G. Wells.0 -
She's the exception. But only just.Whyte 905 (2009)
Trek 1.5 (2009)
Specialized Stumpjumper FSR Comp (2007)0 -
At least the boys will have a bike prop???????0
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I would do this except two problems.
1) I don't like the idea of being naked in public, too many eyes.
2) International laws against it, something akin to too much of my flesh being seen is either considered a crime against humanity or animal cruelty (PETA thinks I am wearing a fur coat when I am topless for example)
Now disturbing mental images should be shared to you all WHAHAHAHA."This area left purposefully blank"
Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.
FCN: 11 (apparently)0 -
I would do it but I don;t know where I'd put my MP3 player :?0
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What bothers me is that in this thread only dudes seem to be going....
"Sausage Fest" isn't just a festival in Austria and Germany....Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
I'd do it but it's world cup day!!! Plus I appreciate my man bits!Dance like nobody is watching, ride like you're 10 minutes late!0
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It was about 60-40 men-women in Southampton last year. A bloke doesn't have quite the same level of vulnerability as a woman in this situation, IMO. That said, I rode with three female friends last year.0
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How could you ever look each other in the eye again? :shock:Smarter than the average bear.0
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antfly wrote:How could you ever look each other in the eye again? :shock:
What's the big deal? It's just skin.0 -
ExeterSimon wrote:The trouble with these naked bike rides is that they are generally populated by women with knockers straddling their top tube and what appears to be a saddle with a pubic wig on.
If it attracted even a handful of nubile dirtbags who pass the titty pencil test they'd be more popular.
And don't even get me started on the men with saggy moobs and balls sacks like chicken's necks.
After close personal scrutiny, I take it?Organising the Bradford Kids Saturday Bike Club at the Richard Dunn Sports Centre since 1998
http://www.facebook.com/groups/eastbradfordcyclingclub/
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SamWise1972 wrote:antfly wrote:How could you ever look each other in the eye again? :shock:
What's the big deal? It's just skin.
Yes but naked, dangly bits of skin!Do not write below this line. Office use only.0