What would you most like to see when out on the trail?

ExeterSimon
ExeterSimon Posts: 830
edited June 2010 in MTB general
Mine would be one of those portable bars serving some decent cider (like Thatchers Gold).
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  • patchesuk
    patchesuk Posts: 96
    More girls.
    Think I need a bigger Garage.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Naked girls.
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  • ilovedirt
    ilovedirt Posts: 5,798
    patchesuk wrote:
    More girls.
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  • D-Cyph3r
    D-Cyph3r Posts: 847
    Megan Fox, on her own with a flat tire and no pump?
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  • ExeterSimon
    ExeterSimon Posts: 830
    ExeterSimon wrote:
    Mine would be one of those portable bars serving some decent cider (like Thatchers Gold).

    Should have expected 'girls' comments so:

    Mine would be one of those portable bars serving some decent cider (like Thatchers Gold) served by naked girls.

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  • Skonk
    Skonk Posts: 364
    I too would like to see more girls...

    The downside though I suspect, is that as the number of girl riders increases, the number of accidents involving male riders would also increase at a rate exponential to that of the girls (object fixation anyone?).
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  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    FINE ladies on bikes... and more bars serving good cider and fresh, ice cold Mtn Dew
    I like bikes and stuff
  • captainfly
    captainfly Posts: 1,001
    D-Cyph3r wrote:
    Megan Fox, on her own with a flat tire and no pump?

    Thats why I always take spare tubes and a mountain morph pump :D

    But naked girls and mobile bar would also be good as would mountain bike makers, component makers etc.. giving away free samples 8)
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Would definitely like to see more girls riding bikes. Seriously, not in a pervy way.
    I've made quite a few friends through mountain biking, it would be good if more of those friends were female. Damned well impossible to find women who are "into" the same things as us bikers generally.
  • biff55
    biff55 Posts: 1,404
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Would definitely like to see more girls riding bikes. Seriously, not in a pervy way.
    I've made quite a few friends through mountain biking, it would be good if more of those friends were female. Damned well impossible to find women who are "into" the same things as us bikers generally.

    oil and punctures are no match for a shoe shop.
    :D
  • bike-a-swan
    bike-a-swan Posts: 1,235
    At one ride in the last month due to overwork I'd settle for the trails themselves...
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    biff55 wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Would definitely like to see more girls riding bikes. Seriously, not in a pervy way.
    I've made quite a few friends through mountain biking, it would be good if more of those friends were female. Damned well impossible to find women who are "into" the same things as us bikers generally.

    oil and punctures are no match for a shoe shop.
    :D
    But being male, and not having even a remote interest in shoes, I can't even remember the last time I was at a shoe shop :?
  • miss notax
    miss notax Posts: 2,572
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Would definitely like to see more girls riding bikes. Seriously, not in a pervy way.
    I've made quite a few friends through mountain biking, it would be good if more of those friends were female. Damned well impossible to find women who are "into" the same things as us bikers generally.

    There are some of us around!! (and yes, Mr Notax is a very lucky man :wink: )

    On the MTBing girls topic, my chain came off at Afan a few weeks ago - quite a busy, sunny, day - and about 4 chaps stopped to ask if I needed a hand :D Nice to see that chivalry isn't dead! As it was I did the chain myself - i'm not one of these 'don't you dare hold the door open for me' types, but it's not really difficult is it?!! :D
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  • ExeterSimon
    ExeterSimon Posts: 830
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    biff55 wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Would definitely like to see more girls riding bikes. Seriously, not in a pervy way.
    I've made quite a few friends through mountain biking, it would be good if more of those friends were female. Damned well impossible to find women who are "into" the same things as us bikers generally.

    oil and punctures are no match for a shoe shop.
    :D
    But being male, and not having even a remote interest in shoes, I can't even remember the last time I was at a shoe shop :?

    My idea of clothes and shoe shopping involves www.foxeurope.com and my LBS.

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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    Mmm if Carlsberg did trail centers....
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  • biff55
    biff55 Posts: 1,404
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    biff55 wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Would definitely like to see more girls riding bikes. Seriously, not in a pervy way.
    I've made quite a few friends through mountain biking, it would be good if more of those friends were female. Damned well impossible to find women who are "into" the same things as us bikers generally.

    oil and punctures are no match for a shoe shop.
    :D
    But being male, and not having even a remote interest in shoes, I can't even remember the last time I was at a shoe shop :?

    the comparison was made from a womans perspective :?
    went straight over your head. :)
  • sparrowlegs78
    sparrowlegs78 Posts: 2,583
    Ahum, female MTBer here, can't be doing with prancing around shops spening money on clothes that I'll never wear and shoes that are crap for nothing other that suffering in and never wearing again......i know lots of girls who do it and it's beyond me lol.......gimme a mountain bike, a motorbike, mud and adreanaline over Louis Vitton anyday :D
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  • sparrowlegs78
    sparrowlegs78 Posts: 2,583
    On the trails I'd like to see less fat male bikers in baggies and sweaty kit, and better looking men would be a treat too, only seem to see fat knackered old blokes round here
    Caz xx
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  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    sparrowlegs78 wrote:
    On the trails I'd like to see less fat male bikers in baggies and sweaty kit, and better looking men would be a treat too, only seem to see fat knackered old blokes round here
    Caz xx

    I dont ride round your way it seems.
  • sparrowlegs78
    sparrowlegs78 Posts: 2,583
    Briggo wrote:
    sparrowlegs78 wrote:
    On the trails I'd like to see less fat male bikers in baggies and sweaty kit, and better looking men would be a treat too, only seem to see fat knackered old blokes round here
    Caz xx

    I dont ride round your way it seems.

    POIDH :lol:
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  • stumpyjon
    stumpyjon Posts: 4,069
    No but I do :oops:
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  • sparrowlegs78
    sparrowlegs78 Posts: 2,583
    stumpyjon wrote:
    No but I do :oops:

    Have I stared at your arse crack yet Jon?...something I need to remedy :lol::D
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  • miss notax
    miss notax Posts: 2,572
    sparrowlegs78 wrote:
    On the trails I'd like to see less fat male bikers in baggies and sweaty kit, and better looking men would be a treat too, only seem to see fat knackered old blokes round here
    Caz xx

    Mmmm, better looking male MTBers would definitely improve things.....!
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  • bobpzero
    bobpzero Posts: 1,431
    edited June 2010
    miss notax wrote:
    sparrowlegs78 wrote:
    On the trails I'd like to see less fat male bikers in baggies and sweaty kit, and better looking men would be a treat too, only seem to see fat knackered old blokes round here
    Caz xx

    Mmmm, better looking male MTBers would definitely improve things.....!

    more circuit training, weight lifting or beauty treatment stuff
    any suggestions?

    trails in ireland are a 5hr drive away so id like some closer to home. so just want the trails themselves.
  • sparrowlegs78
    sparrowlegs78 Posts: 2,583
    bobpzero wrote:
    miss notax wrote:
    sparrowlegs78 wrote:
    On the trails I'd like to see less fat male bikers in baggies and sweaty kit, and better looking men would be a treat too, only seem to see fat knackered old blokes round here
    Caz xx

    Mmmm, better looking male MTBers would definitely improve things.....!

    more circuit training, weight lifting or beauty treatment stuff
    any suggestions?

    trails in ireland are a 5hr drive away so id like some closer to home. so just the trails themselves.

    A lot of male MTBers need the paper bag treatmet! :lol:
    Caz xx
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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    I like to see... that at the end of the ride , my car is still there, or my house isn't on fire!
  • ExeterSimon
    ExeterSimon Posts: 830
    sparrowlegs78 wrote:
    bobpzero wrote:
    miss notax wrote:
    sparrowlegs78 wrote:
    On the trails I'd like to see less fat male bikers in baggies and sweaty kit, and better looking men would be a treat too, only seem to see fat knackered old blokes round here
    Caz xx

    Mmmm, better looking male MTBers would definitely improve things.....!

    more circuit training, weight lifting or beauty treatment stuff
    any suggestions?

    trails in ireland are a 5hr drive away so id like some closer to home. so just the trails themselves.

    A lot of male MTBers need the paper bag treatmet! :lol:
    Caz xx

    You girls need to head down to Devon for a weekend of guided rides.

    Devon, Exmoor, Quantocks...plenty of fit blokes waiting to show you around. And Adam who's a bit of a minger.
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  • Black
    Black Posts: 172
    I agree I wish not to see any Fat larger belly B@rstard hairy bikers.
    like riding into a total eclipse :shock:
  • submityournentries
    submityournentries Posts: 912
    more women, prefferbly hot and with low standards.

    less dogs/walkers/non bikers

    :D
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  • Oxygen Thief
    Oxygen Thief Posts: 649
    LIFTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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