..do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?.....

liversedge

Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Narrator: Martha Stewart.
Tyler Durden: Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.

Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it?
Museum Girl: Yes, it is.
Allan: What does it say to you?
Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum Girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?

dennisn

"I am the great and powerful Oz - pay no attention to that man behind the curtain." The Wizard of Oz

Ohhhh, what a horrible smell of sulfur." Glinda - The Good Witch

"Damn, a crummy commercial" Ralphie, after finding out that his Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Ring daily message was nothing more than an advertisement telling
him to drink Ovaltine.

Anonymous

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die.

Stewie Griffin

Best said into a dustbin If this is a consular ship were's the ambassador?

takethehighroad

" No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real c*nt"

"...three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel. "

bompington

NapoleonD wrote:

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die.

Inigo: I admit it; you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo: I am not left handed! [switches sword to his right hand & they continue fighting, with Inigo winning]
Man in Black: You're amazing!
Inigo: I ought to be, after twenty years.
Man in Black: There's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.

ExeterSimon

Man on Fire has some crackers:

In the church, they say to forgive.
Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.


A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.


What are you gonna do?
What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me.
You kill 'em all.

natrix

you're only suposed to blow the bleedin' doors off

crumbschief

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.



Chev Chelios: Hey doll, looks like I let you down again. It's like all my life I've just been going, going, going. Wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses so to speak. Guess it's too late for that now. You're the greatest, baby.

Finbar Saunders

As Super Hot Giant Alien passes overhead, a Father and Son see up her skirt...
Son: I want to go on that ride, Daddy.
Father: Me, too, Son. Me, too.




And then?

ScaldedCat

'Listen and understand!, That Terminator is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with, and it absolutely will NOT stop, EVER, Until you are DEAD!'





or, a personal fave,


'They're filming midgets!!'

Wandle

"You can`t fight in here, this is the war room"

jimmcdonnell

barnesr wrote:

you're only suposed to blow the bleedin' doors off

"You're only supposed to blow the BLOODY doors off!"

/film quote fail

Aggieboy

Not suitable for your boy yet, but one day he'll understand. Taken again, as I posted earlier, from the brilliant and classic 'The Princess Bride', as Buttercup is about to commit suicide by stabbing herself in the chest. Ohhhh,how I've longed to use this line...................( don't s'pose I'll ever come across a Princess, with perfect breasts, about to stab herself though)

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."

Mothyman

.....'lets not bicker and argue over who killed who....'