..do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?.....

Mothyman

...{I was chatting with my 9yr old lad about classic lines from the movies....he thought this one was great}...



...no Mr Bond, I expect you to die......



......got any others I can quote to my lad?

Matt the Tester

leave the gun, take the canolli

guess which film it's from :P?

if you get it right ill do you a favour.

Mothyman

.... was it Jackie Brown....or another Quentin T film?

Mothyman

.... was it Jackie Brown....or another Quentin T film?

Matt the Tester

no it was the godfather :P

Splottboy

First "Media" James Bond...Bob Holness from Blockbusters. FACT.

How about "Shocking!" when he throws the electric fire into the baddies bath...

Got a Little Book of Bond Quotes somewhere, came with a Bond board game.
Most are a bit risque for 9yr old!

finchy

This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynoiBF7O ... playnext=4

dennisn

"Go ahead, make my day."

"....... but seeing as this is a 44 Magnum, and will blow your head clean off...."

"I'll be back."

disgruntledgoat

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

greasedscotsman

"Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"

"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain"

"So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?"

Can anyone guess what my favourite film might be?

wreckedmyklein

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

Aggieboy

From 'The Princess Bride' -

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Man in Black: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

pneumatic

Are you boys the Police?

No, maam, we're musicians.

We're on a mission from God.

JLM74

greasedscotsman wrote:

"Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"

"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain"

"So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?"

Can anyone guess what my favourite film might be?

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s**t."

"1.21 GIGAWATTS!?!"

greasedscotsman

[talking on the phone]
What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger?
[pause]
Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition.
[Hangs up]
He's dead.

Nick Rivers: "Hillary. That's an unusual name."
Hillary Flammond: "It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'."
Nick Rivers: "I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick."
Hillary Flammond: "Nick? What does that mean?"
Nick Rivers: "Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving."

And my all time favourite...

"If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory."

Although not sure you can quote these to your 9 year old...

greasedscotsman

"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."

Old Lady: "Nervous?"
Ted Striker: "Yes."
Old Lady: "First time?"
Ted Striker: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

Dr. Rumack: "Can you fly this plane, and land it?"
Ted Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Dr. Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

andy162

I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee!


What's in the car?...

....Seats & a steering wheel!

Wheelspinner

If you want some chuckles and the occasional good line, go find "Young Doctors in Love" and watch it.

Harry Dean Stanton
Michael Richards (yup, Kramer!)
Dabney Coleman
Sean Young

Scene: Interns in hospital on rounds with Resident, standing around patient's bed in a ward.
Resident: "So, with those symptoms, what's your diagnosis, Dr August?"
Dr August: "Myaesthania gravis, I think".
Resident: "Brilliant! Can you prove it?"
Dr August: "No, we won't know for sure till the autopsy."
(Patient in background on bed has heart attack at the news...)

redd

Doctor: We gotta get him to the hospital.
Man: The hospital? What is it?
Doctor: It's a huge building with patients in it, but that's not important right now!

pottssteve

Bond girl (after water-skiing onto the beach and bumping into James): "Oh, dear, you're all wet."
Bond: "Yes, but my Martini's still dry".

Clint Eastwood to Eli Wallach: "There are 2 kinds of people in the world; those with guns, and those who dig."

BiggerBoat

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so sh*t-faced last night, I shouldn't have f&cked that guy?' We could be that mistake!

simonaspinall

In a dingy kitchen in a 60s London flat. Washing up is everywhere...

Withnail: Right, you f*cker, I'm going to do the washing up!
Marwood: No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. I've looked into it. Listen to me, listen to me! There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Wait till the morning, we'll go in together.
Withnail: This IS the morning. Stand aside!
Marwood: You don't understand. I think there may be something alive.
Withnail: What do you mean? a rat?
Marwood: It's possible, it's possible.
Withnail: Then the f*cker will rue the day!

passout

'A fookin Bell Boy!?'

tebbit

"Jimmy you've got a gun?"

"Course I've got a gun Billy, I'm a f**kin terrorist"

Also

"Me rabbits died!"

Gazzaputt

Bueller?........................................................Bueller?.....................................................Bueller?

RonB

Plenty to chose from Anchorman of course, but here's another classic...

Charles Hawtrey as Duc De Pommfrit in Carry On Don't Lose Your Head: "Put it in the basket I'll read it later".

Stewie Griffin

Slow ahead. I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this sh1t

BiggerBoat

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

[after Clouseau accidentally reduces a piano to a pile of splinters]
Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!
Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?
Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!
Clouseau: Not anymore!

dennisn

"You'll shoot you eye out."

"I triple dog dare you."

Cowardly Lion - "I hope my courage holds out."
Tin Man(holding the lions tail while climbing a mountain) - "I hope your tail holds out."

" I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too."

Mothyman

..so far my boy laughed most at the Clouseau jokes.......ha ha

Harry182

Overweight Man: Been to the top of the tower?
Ray: Yeah... yeah, it's rubbish.
Overweight Man: It is? The guide book says it's a must see.
Ray: Well you lot ain't going up there.
Overweight Man: Pardon me? Why?
Ray: I mean, it's all winding stairs. I'm not being funny.
Overweight Man: What exactly are you trying to say?
Ray: What exactly am I trying to say? You's a bunch of fuckin' elephants.
[overweight man attempts to chase Ray around but quickly grows tired]
Ray: Come on, leave it fatty!
[the overweight women calm down the overweight man]
Overweight Woman #2: [to Ray] You know you're just the rudest man. The rudest man!
Ken: [coming back from the tower] What's all that about?
[Ray shrugs]
Ken: They're not going up there.
[to overweight family]
Ken: Hey, guys. I wouldn't go up there. It's really narrow.
Overweight Woman #2: Screw you, motherfucker!
Ken: [to Ray] What was that about?
Ray: [shrugs]