Bike Radar Cool Wall

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  • eh
    eh Posts: 4,854
    OMG there is so much horrid junk on here, lets try something properly cool to bring this thread back:

    http://www.colnago.com/bikes/2010/master-x-light
  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    Rules for cool me thinks:

    Classic, timeless, prefereably ridden to a famous victory or by a famous (and cool) pro, something not too flashy and (most importantly) Vic P impressing.

    So I reckon this must be top?

    trek-stages-damien-hirst-bike-1.jpg

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

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  • Velonutter
    Velonutter Posts: 2,437
    nolf wrote:
    Rules for cool me thinks:

    Classic, timeless, prefereably ridden to a famous victory or by a famous (and cool) pro, something not too flashy and (most importantly) Vic P impressing.

    So I reckon this must be top?

    trek-stages-damien-hirst-bike-1.jpg

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    Sorry can't agree, one of the cruelest as the artist used real butterflies to adorn the bike :cry:
  • Velonutter
    Velonutter Posts: 2,437
    maserati_milani_bike_main630-0313-630x360.jpg

    Beautiful Bike made by Milani Bikes
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    RagleyTi.jpg

    i understand only the world of MTB...
    this is cool, its understated and stealthy, but extremely capable, and made in a shed in Yorkshire by clever men, with exotic metals....

    its the Merc M5 (in matt black :twisted: ) of the bike world, understated and technicaly awsome, unlie the the M5 though, this is cool, oh so very cool...

    and if you use the R. Atherton test (this is an MTB afterall) its not even nearly overly flash, but it does lookgood, kind of manly and purposefull.
    I like bikes and stuff
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    maybe generational but ....

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    Sub Zero !!!!
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Wooliferkins
    Wooliferkins Posts: 2,060
    Tom Barton wrote:
    What's the bike eqivelant of this rule? If victoria pendleton can be tempted off the track and onto your saddle (so to speak...)?

    I'm just off for a cold shower.........................................................
    Neil
    Help I'm Being Oppressed
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    This has to be the Pagani Zonda of the bike world; totally over the top and looks fast standing still !!!

    http://www.bikerumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/storck-aero2-2010-a.jpg

    someone help me out with posting the picture :?
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • trtimothy
    trtimothy Posts: 117
    very cool bike that storck but personally prefer this one......simply because its mine!

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  • Surely TT bikes are Seriously uncool - They're like the hypercars of the bike world.

    Sub-zero would be the new breed of light-weight steel framed retro looking road bikes
    If it wasn't for the belt drive the new £2800 Urban Trek
    Original Raleigh BMXs
    Despite how much I don't agree with fixies...they do generally look pretty cool.
    Storck Fenomalist
    Viner Maxima
    Anything by Casati :-) (Except the TT model...urgh!)

    I think the running theme is simplicity and not being overly whacky.

    Understated and not adding random angles and neon colours
    What wheels...? Wheelsmith.co.uk!
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Surely any bike geared towards performance is not cool?


    We've all seen the 'performance' rap on youtube.
  • northernneil
    northernneil Posts: 1,549
    Surely any bike geared towards performance is not cool?


    We've all seen the 'performance' rap on youtube.

    correct, this is a normal cool wall and normal cool wall rules apply, anything hugely expensive, flashy, performance based or you have to tell some about the components its made out of is automatically uncool
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    The Oma Fiets

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    Totally basic.

    Never have to faff with 'lubing' the chain or replacing the cassette every 1000 odd kilometres.

    Comfier than any race bike by MILES, and only for those who are not in a hurry (and let's be honest, anyone in a hurry is per definition uncool).

    It is also as comfy in normal clothes than in lycra (also uncool), and you really do tower over other car drives.

    Options also include a button seat, made especially for cycling with a skirt.

    Very cool.
  • northernneil
    northernneil Posts: 1,549
    The Oma Fiets

    Omafiets.jpg


    Totally basic.

    Never have to faff with 'lubing' the chain or replacing the cassette every 1000 odd kilometres.

    Comfier than any race bike by MILES, and only for those who are not in a hurry (and let's be honest, anyone in a hurry is per definition uncool).

    It is also as comfy in normal clothes than in lycra (also uncool), and you really do tower over other car drives.

    Options also include a button seat, made especially for cycling with a skirt.

    Very cool.
    if you have long blonde hair, are wearing a short summer dress and are a girl this is coolest bike ever
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    The Oma Fiets




    Totally basic.

    Never have to faff with 'lubing' the chain or replacing the cassette every 1000 odd kilometres.

    Comfier than any race bike by MILES, and only for those who are not in a hurry (and let's be honest, anyone in a hurry is per definition uncool).

    It is also as comfy in normal clothes than in lycra (also uncool), and you really do tower over other car drives.

    Options also include a button seat, made especially for cycling with a skirt.

    Very cool.
    if you have long blonde hair, are wearing a short summer dress and are a girl this is coolest bike ever


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    Works for both in my book.
  • Hmmm no it doesn't for me. Lycra, shaven legs and reflective sunglasses is what makes cycling cool, not riding a shoppers bike wearing suspicious clothing....
  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804

    its the Merc M5 (in matt black :twisted: ) of the bike world
    What, it doesn't exist?
  • ynyswen24
    ynyswen24 Posts: 703
    RagleyTi.jpg

    i understand only the world of MTB...
    this is cool, its understated and stealthy, but extremely capable, and made in a shed in Yorkshire by clever men, with exotic metals....

    its the Merc M5 (in matt black :twisted: ) of the bike world, understated and technicaly awsome, unlie the the M5 though, this is cool, oh so very cool...

    and if you use the R. Atherton test (this is an MTB afterall) its not even nearly overly flash, but it does lookgood, kind of manly and purposefull.

    Point 1
    It's a mountain bike and therefore not cool, though undeniably useful, even ..fun
    Point 2
    Brant is in the shed, but he phones a man in China to make them for him. His shed is very tiny. The man in China knows what he's doing, it's entirely possible that Brant doesn't know what he's doing... :)
  • eh
    eh Posts: 4,854
    Rick Chasey got it in one, bingo, thats a cool bike.
    Lycra, shaven legs and reflective sunglasses is what makes cycling cool, not riding a shoppers bike wearing suspicious clothing....

    No thats a subset of cycling, still there are cool bikes in this area, see the Colnago I posted previously.

    I think mtbs can be cool. However, Ragley are NOT cool, I mean just look at the name. Cool mtbs to me are things like the Orange Clockwork (pre 96), Cotic Soul or RM Blizzard.
  • northernneil
    northernneil Posts: 1,549
    Hmmm no it doesn't for me. Lycra, shaven legs and reflective sunglasses is what makes cycling cool, not riding a shoppers bike wearing suspicious clothing....

    you are so missing the point, 'shoppers bikes' can be cool .... but not if you are wearing lycra with shaven legs and sunglasses

    its all about the 'package'
  • guilliano wrote:

    You're wrong! Fixed gear was cool, then everyone rode fixed, and now it's uncool!
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    The Genesis is not a fixie, and the Bowery has a freewheel option
  • guilliano wrote:
    The Genesis is not a fixie, and the Bowery has a freewheel option

    Sorry, I was just talking about the Bowery. But I don't understand, what advantage does a fixed gear have over a geared bike? They are fashion items, are they not?
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    What advantage to jeans have over the skin of prey?

    They aren't meant to be advantageous, just cool, and they do that
  • Good point! I stand corrected! :)
  • Hmmm no it doesn't for me. Lycra, shaven legs and reflective sunglasses is what makes cycling cool, not riding a shoppers bike wearing suspicious clothing....

    you are so missing the point, 'shoppers bikes' can be cool .... but not if you are wearing lycra with shaven legs and sunglasses

    its all about the 'package'

    I agree with he second bit, but I don't see the first bit aaagghhh!! No way!!!!!! Its just so, well gay!!
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    I have to say.......

    All decent bikes are actually cool. But some are cooler than others