Proper hard men.

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  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    For my list I want 75+kg men with faces like shovels from years of riding over horrible windy, wet, badly made roads. Then they go and win races by just being harder and stronger than everyone else, by saying "you know what? I feel so good I'm gonna go from 40km out, in one of the hardest days of racing in the calendar".

    Can you imagine someone asking Sean Kelly if they should use a power meter???
  • DaveyL
    DaveyL Posts: 5,167
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  • chriskempton
    chriskempton Posts: 1,245
    Sean Kelly power meter:

    1.Soft pedal
    2. Majorly big effort
    3. On the rivit
  • DaveyL
    DaveyL Posts: 5,167
    4. "Fookin' drillin'" ?
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  • mandie
    mandie Posts: 218
    What about Andre Tchmil?
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  • Kléber
    Kléber Posts: 6,842
    Great Sean Kelly story, he goes to a sauna with Paul Kimmage. Kimmage comes out feel faint and weak and seeing Kelly, Kimmage says something like "Jaysus Sean, you look like death warmed up.". Kelly replies "it's normal, this is how I feel after a race".

    Also this landed in my inbox this morning, some writing on Jean Stablinksi, the French rider who worked in the mines as a boy:
    The son of Polish immigrants who had travelled to work in the coal mines of Northern France, Stablinski joined his parents in the mines when he was a boy. Too small and weak to work fully, children were given smaller tasks and much smaller pay packets. Stablinski himself earned enough money to buy a bike after winning various accordion music and dancing competitions and used the bike to win races and turn pro. Cycling was not just a sport, it was a way out.
    From the Inner Ring blog. The whole blog post makes the point that riders are soft today, in the past they used the bike and a pro contract as a means to escape a short life mines. Today's riders have to be soft compared to these hardships.
  • DaveyL
    DaveyL Posts: 5,167
    That can probably be extended to the general population.

    Cue the Four Yorkshiremen sketch...
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  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    Talking of Yorkshiremen without doubt the hardest bloke on a bike is Wayne Randle.

    Anyone who can crash into a caravan and wreck it deserves respect.

    He's also just had a bad accident. Doctors said he'd never ride a bike again. He's on it now - probably riding in the big ring up Rosedale Chimney
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  • pat1cp
    pat1cp Posts: 766
    DaveyL wrote:
    4. "Fookin' drillin'" ?

    Said live during a commentary. A wee spanish climber (Rubiera ???) was getting dropped on the first climb of the day and sean came out with "He's been out of form but what he needs now is a "fookin drilling".

    Imagine Harmons face sat next to him.
  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    As far as I am concerned, Hamilton has no place on this list, not because of his misdemenours, but because he was a skinny little climber.

    For my list I want 75+kg men with faces like shovels from years of riding over horrible windy, wet, badly made roads. Then they go and win races by just being harder and stronger than everyone else, by saying "you know what? I feel so good I'm gonna go from 40km out, in one of the hardest days of racing in the calendar".

    I.e. Not Iban Mayo.

    You've just described Wayne Randle
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  • Talking of Yorkshiremen without doubt the hardest bloke on a bike is Wayne Randle.

    Anyone who can crash into a caravan and wreck it deserves respect.

    He's also just had a bad accident. Doctors said he'd never ride a bike again. He's on it now - probably riding in the big ring up Rosedale Chimney

    Wayne is a hero. I can't think of many British cyclists who garner so much respect. He is hard. Fact.
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  • Randle and Tanner, hard as fuck. Tanner has dished out kickings to Julich and Leipheimer to name but 2. Harder than nails.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    So who's on the list so far?
  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    pat1cp wrote:
    DaveyL wrote:
    4. "Fookin' drillin'" ?

    Said live during a commentary. A wee spanish climber (Rubiera ???) was getting dropped on the first climb of the day and sean came out with "He's been out of form but what he needs now is a "fookin drilling".

    Imagine Harmons face sat next to him.

    I think it was Ardila.

    WRT Stablinski, he was the man who used to ride over the Arenberg Trench every day on his way to a shift down the pit and thought "hey, they should use this road in a bike race!" Nutter.
  • LangerDan
    LangerDan Posts: 6,132
    afx237vi wrote:
    pat1cp wrote:
    DaveyL wrote:
    4. "Fookin' drillin'" ?

    Said live during a commentary. A wee spanish climber (Rubiera ???) was getting dropped on the first climb of the day and sean came out with "He's been out of form but what he needs now is a "fookin drilling".

    Imagine Harmons face sat next to him.

    I think it was Ardila.

    Yup - Harmon was on about how Ardila han't been quite the best investment that Rabo had made and Sean explained about how certain riders lack "motivation" and that the team manager needs to give said rider the aforementioned "drilling" before the days stage.

    Giro 08 IIRC - one of the stages along the Adriatic shore. Poosibly even the stage where the TV helicopter showed some guy at the beach with this girlfriend - while his wife was at home watching the Giro on telly.
    'This week I 'ave been mostly been climbing like Basso - Shirley Basso.'
  • Talking of Yorkshiremen without doubt the hardest bloke on a bike is Wayne Randle.

    Anyone who can crash into a caravan and wreck it deserves respect.

    He's also just had a bad accident. Doctors said he'd never ride a bike again. He's on it now - probably riding in the big ring up Rosedale Chimney

    Wayne is a hero. I can't think of many British cyclists who garner so much respect. He is hard. Fact.
    add sid barras to the list still dishing it out.
  • As far as I am concerned, Hamilton has no place on this list, not because of his misdemenours, but because he was a skinny little climber.

    For my list I want 75+kg men with faces like shovels from years of riding over horrible windy, wet, badly made roads. Then they go and win races by just being harder and stronger than everyone else, by saying "you know what? I feel so good I'm gonna go from 40km out, in one of the hardest days of racing in the calendar".

    I.e. Not Iban Mayo.

    beacuse climbing up mountains ain't hard? riding on the flat is for wimps
    :wink:
  • Talking of Yorkshiremen without doubt the hardest bloke on a bike is Wayne Randle.

    Anyone who can crash into a caravan and wreck it deserves respect.

    He's also just had a bad accident. Doctors said he'd never ride a bike again. He's on it now - probably riding in the big ring up Rosedale Chimney

    Wayne is a hero. I can't think of many British cyclists who garner so much respect. He is hard. Fact.
    add sid barras to the list still dishing it out.

    SId's also hard in a "probably could have been a pro boxer" way as well!
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  • For my list I want 75+kg men with faces like shovels from years of riding over horrible windy, wet, badly made roads. Then they go and win races by just being harder and stronger than everyone else, by saying "you know what? I feel so good I'm gonna go from 40km out, in one of the hardest days of racing in the calendar".

    I can imagine the maniac Breton Bernard Hinault saying something like that, but there are far too many words there for Sean Kelly.
  • Gaston Rebry.

    I was going to say 'not the painter' if you Google the name - bizarrely (or maybe not) it turns out to be the son of the Bulldog of Flanders, but perhaps I'm just showing my ignorance. Interesting that the son (also a former racer) moved to Canada to paint landscapes the year after his father's death.
  • andyrr
    andyrr Posts: 1,823
    Anyone who can crash into a caravan and wreck it deserves respect.

    Does crashing into a motorhome in a TT and putting a big dent in it count :oops:
    Don't know the damage as I think I got knocked out for a moment as I sumersaulted onto the road but the insurance co. did contact me later looking to make a claim.


    Niko Eeckhout has to be one tho': nicknamed Rambo, legs like Arnie, built like an outhouse.
    Remember seeing a race a few years ago (might have been the year he won the Belgian RR champs) where the motorbike camera caught up with him having been catapulted into a field after a comign together in the bunch.
    He climbed out looking a bit groggy and sore, gently got on his bike and gave chase to the bunch.
    He's also exhibited a pretty cool permed Euro-mullet which must give extra points.
    Also he's heading for 40 years of age, still gets decent results ( and rider for Kelly's An-Post team.
    Top-10 in Omloop Het Nieuwsblad this year.
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,907
    edited April 2010
    Talking of Yorkshiremen without doubt the hardest bloke on a bike is Wayne Randle.

    Anyone who can crash into a caravan and wreck it deserves respect.

    He's also just had a bad accident. Doctors said he'd never ride a bike again. He's on it now - probably riding in the big ring up Rosedale Chimney

    he is an animal

    knows the road
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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,907
    Garry H wrote:
    Has anybody mentioned Gilbert Duclos-Lassalle?

    He looked like the sort of fella who could have got to the bar at a rough pub in Castleford.

    He loses big "Hard Points" though for resorting to using Rockshox in Paris-Roubaix. Real hard men would never resort to such softness :wink:

    That rules out Museeuw then, he used a full suspension Bianchi in the '94 Roubaix.

    paid for though...he was so knacked trying to chase tchmil he couldn't unclip when he snaped the frame and just fell over

    1994 was the deathnail for suspension road bikes...
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  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    Just been reading about Wayne on a Facebook page...seems pretty nut cracker tough. Anyone have any good sites to read about him or any clips of him riding?

    Hadn't heard of Tanner before, but his palmares look pretty great:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tanner_%28cyclist%29
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  • Just been reading about Wayne on a Facebook page...seems pretty nut cracker tough. Anyone have any good sites to read about him or any clips of him riding?

    Hadn't heard of Tanner before, but his palmares look pretty great:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tanner_%28cyclist%29

    Have a scroll around the Planet-X website, Wayne Randle's been involved with 'em for a few years now. Worth looking at for Ian Cammish's blog as well if you like yer biking to be a bit old-school retro-cool.........
    Let's close our eyes and see what happens
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    Just been reading about Wayne on a Facebook page...seems pretty nut cracker tough. Anyone have any good sites to read about him or any clips of him riding?

    Hadn't heard of Tanner before, but his palmares look pretty great:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tanner_%28cyclist%29

    Tanner's probably the best British based pro of the past 20 years. Eurosport are showing some of the Premier Calendar events this year, boost your education and watch. It may not have the big names and historic races of the fancy dan European scene but the racing tends to be full on from the gun.

    I assume Tanner has retired now though as he isn't on the start sheet for Lincoln this weekend (nice to see a few Sky riders down though).
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,907
    Pross wrote:
    Just been reading about Wayne on a Facebook page...seems pretty nut cracker tough. Anyone have any good sites to read about him or any clips of him riding?

    Hadn't heard of Tanner before, but his palmares look pretty great:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tanner_%28cyclist%29

    Tanner's probably the best British based pro of the past 20 years. Eurosport are showing some of the Premier Calendar events this year, boost your education and watch. It may not have the big names and historic races of the fancy dan European scene but the racing tends to be full on from the gun.

    I assume Tanner has retired now though as he isn't on the start sheet for Lincoln this weekend (nice to see a few Sky riders down though).

    he should have gone to the continent
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  • Monty Dog
    Monty Dog Posts: 20,614
    Wasn't Tanner involved with the ill-fated Linda McCartney venture? He's a lot like Russ Downing in that respect but never got the chance to ride the big-time - maybe they couldn't take the Donnie out the lad? Along with Tanner and Randle there was third rider in the Donnie crew who was equally tough - can't remember his name?
    Make mine an Italian, with Campagnolo on the side..
  • andyp
    andyp Posts: 10,546
    Mark Lovatt?
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,907
    Monty Dog wrote:
    Wasn't Tanner involved with the ill-fated Linda McCartney venture? He's a lot like Russ Downing in that respect but never got the chance to ride the big-time - maybe they couldn't take the Donnie out the lad? Along with Tanner and Randle there was third rider in the Donnie crew who was equally tough - can't remember his name?

    yeah He was..

    they were all a bit too home boys for the continent IMO..they could have cut it on the road..

    yates was the DS IIRC...won a stage at the Giro with matt stephens or was it mckensie?
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm