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Campylobacter

AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
edited March 2010 in The bottom bracket
I have had food poisoning since Saturday, still feel lousy now, no energy. Big bad cramps and lots of runny brown stuff. Lost 11 lbs though, now 11 stone 12 lbs, so happy with that, just have to find some energy...........just thought I'd share.

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  • skinny git
  • I thought for a moment your Campagnolo bits had developed a nasty infection....
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    I thought for a moment your Campagnolo bits had developed a nasty infection....
    :D:D:D
    Hey, a new debate,

    Campylobacter or Shingles ?
  • hopper1hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Wow!... 11lbs in 6 days :shock:
    Can I buy this Campylobacter over the counter at the chemists?
    I'd gladly have two portions of that, take it offshore with me, and come back a new man. :D:D
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • Ben6899Ben6899 Posts: 9,545
    edited March 2010
    Not a good way to lose weight. :( Get well soon, DMC.
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  • hopper1 wrote:
    Wow!... 11lbs in 6 days :shock:
    Can I buy this Campylobacter over the counter at the chemists?
    I'd gladly have two portions of that, take it offshore with me, and come back a new man. :D:D

    Apparently it's freely available, but you need to combine this with a rigorous toilet sprint training regime for the desired weight loss effect
  • SeanosSeanos Posts: 301
    dmclite wrote:
    I have had food poisoning since Saturday, still feel lousy now, no energy. Big bad cramps and lots of runny brown stuff. Lost 11 lbs though, now 11 stone 12 lbs, so happy with that, just have to find some energy...........just thought I'd share.
    That's not good, less of you to draft!
  • northernneilnorthernneil Posts: 1,549
    skinny git

    fat git
  • rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 61,048 Lives Here
    I blame the tortillas.
  • JajacpJajacp Posts: 79
    i've just had it too. Terrible business. I felt washed out for weeks and now I appear to have a reactive arthritis. Take it easy and don't push youself too hard back on the bike.

    8lbs of that weight loss will probably be glycogen and much of the rest water if my experience is anything to go by.
  • RoonerRooner Posts: 109
    Its not nice, fully sympathise. I recently got a bout of food poisoning, virtually ate nothing from Saturday until Thursday (I reckoned I ate 3000 cals max in all that time). Thing is, other than the Saturday being a write-off, I cycled to work all the rest of the week, and did my usual 4 mile walk with the dog every day. Guess what, weight never changed at all. Maybe I was metabolising air?
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    Seanos wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    I have had food poisoning since Saturday, still feel lousy now, no energy. Big bad cramps and lots of runny brown stuff. Lost 11 lbs though, now 11 stone 12 lbs, so happy with that, just have to find some energy...........just thought I'd share.
    That's not good, less of you to draft!

    Git. :D

    looks like I will have to definitely scrub the 28th at Biddenden(on Reserves) and do Fowlmead on the 3rd.
  • CHRISNOIRCHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    There's lots of energy going spare at CERN. Someone at the Daily Telegraph really should hire a new sub-editor to look at the spelling of those headlines...*

    *Yes, this is a feeble attempt to crowbar this article into a thread.

    Edit - the bloody spoilsports! Hover your cursor over the CERN link above to see what they originally wrote in big 36 point bold.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    There's lots of energy going spare at CERN. Someone at the Daily Telegraph really should hire a new sub-editor to look at the spelling of those headlines...*

    *Yes, this is a feeble attempt to crowbar this article into a thread.

    Edit - the bloody spoilsports! Hover your cursor over the CERN link above to see what they originally wrote in big 36 point bold.

    Wat too subtle for us lot........ :shock:
  • MothymanMothyman Posts: 655
    ..its not those home made prawn salads you're famous for..is it?....

    hope you're better soon dmclite...build up stamina slowly when you get back on the bike...I reckon you'll be weak at first..
  • Stu TStu T Posts: 127
    I love this bug. My ex wife had it. Good Times :D
    I wear Lycra because I like the way it feels
  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
    hopper1 wrote:
    Wow!... 11lbs in 6 days :shock:
    Can I buy this Campylobacter over the counter at the chemists?
    I'd gladly have two portions of that, take it offshore with me, and come back a new man. :D:D

    Oh no you don't mate. I had a dose of it about 18years ago, ended up in hospital isolation sh1tting blood to end up with. Lost a bit of weight and all my dignity.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
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