skiny fit jeans.....

joshtp
joshtp Posts: 3,966
edited February 2010 in MTB general
well, we all know that the pilgrim loves them, but what about for us not fliping mortals....
well, my sister happens to be the same size as me.....
and the weird thing is.... i like them! they are great for riding! i love riding in jeans, but the flow-rida look tends to dissagree with chain rings and chains.......
seriously.. try it! for street blasts and mucking about, nothing compares!

right... i need to man up again.... where's my bovrill and oily bike parts....
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    As I have testicles they are a no-no.
  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    Skinny jeans are so last year dahling. What you need are some jeggings*

    * so I'm told
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    edited February 2010
    I don't want to look like Emo_kid!


    Jeggings, ha, those things are awful!
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    MTFU and shorts.
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  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Shorts, or 3/4 lengths, regardless of weather... I'll never wear skinny jeans/jeggings, or anything that would allow people to count the number of hairs on my nuts from 100 metres.. Not that I'm ashamed of my junk being on display, but because, as SS says, I have boll0cks. And ridiculously large thighs.

    It's the first step to cross-dressing... :lol:
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I have boll0cks. And ridiculously large thighs

    I have thighs. And ridiculosuly large bollocks!
  • 77ric
    77ric Posts: 601
    well, we all know that the pilgrim loves them, but what about for us not fliping mortals....
    well, my sister happens to be the same size as me.....
    and the weird thing is.... i like them! they are great for riding! i love riding in jeans, but the flow-rida look tends to dissagree with chain rings and chains.......
    seriously.. try it! for street blasts and mucking about, nothing compares!

    right... i need to man up again.... where's my bovrill and oily bike parts....


    wait, what...

    you wear your sisters clothes?

    do you also borrow her underwear? don't answer that i don't want to know.

    skinny jeans erm no, as mentioned by Stav83 i'd never get skinny jeans over my thighs, christ i'd need to talc up my calfs to get them things on.

    but you know if you feel comfortable in them and don't mind the VPL (ask your sister how she copes) you can go ahead and knock yourself out.
    Fancy a brew?
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    sadly enough all the jeans i now own are skinny fit :oops: :lol: hot rocker chicks dig the look tho so its all good, plus everyone who goes college knows normal jeans are for dorks :lol:

    as for jeggings they can get fooked, im never wearing a pair in my life, some fat tw4t wore them to college the other weak and he was later mobbed and killed ............. :twisted:
  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    About the slimmest cut you''ll find me in is straight leg. And that's only for pub wear. Boot cut or baggy thank you.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Boot cut for mee too, and plenty of ball room.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    nicklouse wrote:
    MTFU and shorts.

    This
    +1
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  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    Plus, for me, room to wear my leg armour on under the jeans
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,780
    .blitz wrote:
    Skinny jeans are so last year dahling. What you need are some jeggings*

    * so I'm told

    christ on a bike. LMFAO
  • 77ric
    77ric Posts: 601
    loose jeans for me, i like putting things in my pockets.

    lawman you might pull Hayley Williams in your skinny jeans but trust me she'll be thinking of the punk at the SU bar in his baggy jeans. besides them skinny fit jeans are cut all wrong, they often don't go all the way up to the waist always hanging half way down the arse.
    Fancy a brew?
  • bobpzero
    bobpzero Posts: 1,431
    Sombrio Rev Shorts
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Tartan plus fours:

    plus4vt.jpg

    Expertely designed to stop your trow getting caught in the chain.
  • could imagine Peaty in some of those with a flat cap :lol:
  • llamafarmer
    llamafarmer Posts: 1,893
    I bought my first pair of 'skinny' jeans a couple of weeks ago, I actually quite like them :oops: Definitely not for MTBing though!
  • for me... straight leg jeans = skinny jeans. I wouldn't get my arms in skinny jeans :lol:
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    Wait! There are thngs you can cover your legs with other than corduroy and cargo shorts!?! :shock:
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  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    77ric wrote:

    lawman you might pull Hayley Williams in your skinny jeans but trust me she'll be thinking of the punk at the SU bar in his baggy jeans. besides them skinny fit jeans are cut all wrong, they often don't go all the way up to the waist always hanging half way down the ars*.

    lol if i pulled hayley williams i think id die in shock :lol:

    as for riding in skinnies, i find it all right tbh, not briiliant but bearable and no issues fo ripped jeans or looking like a chav with your trousers in your socks :lol:
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I'd rather look like a chav than a ghey emo with a personality disorder!
  • Anyway, how does any cyclist fit into skinny jeans?

    Surely you have to spend 15 years doing nothing more active than sneering to fit into a pair....
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  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    Anyway, how does any cyclist fit into skinny jeans?

    Surely you have to spend 15 years doing nothing more active than sneering to fit into a pair....

    I don't think my calves would go into a pair of skinny jeans....
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    Utilikilts ftw.
    Uncompromising extremist
  • most of my jeans are skinny fit but now i'm taking the biking more serious i'm having "quad girth issues" with them. i like 501s for lounging bout in but a slimmer cut looks smarter on me imo. luckily levi do 511s which are slim fit so about halfway between straight and skinny. don't think ve got the genetics to get quads big enough to trouble that cut.
    as for biking in skinnys tho - jesus, why make things harder for yourself? not only do you have to turn the pedals round but the jeans resist your every move too!
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  • Skinny jeans are for hombres!! :lol:

    Definitely NOT for me... I measured my thighs - 27'' around each one, lol. But I've only got a 30'' waist... I don't look as ridiculous as it sounds, honest!

    But then, I'm very broad too - about a 46'' chest, I think... I must have the genetics to be a body-builder, lol.

    So loose fit jeans all the way, baby! With some black boots, and a black hoody - look badass!

    Emo's in super-tight ball restricting jeans can keep 'em! :lol:

    I finally found a pair that sort-of fit (the lages fit, but are WAYYYYY too big at the waist) - some Fox baggies, but at £50 / pair, expensive! So I bought 2 pairs... They'll last another 5 years I reckon :D 8)
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