I love my wife
Norky
Posts: 276
Today my brother and I went out for a ride, and what a lovely day/ride it was, (much better than last time we went out 2 weeks ago when I bonked moderately and was crawling back to his place.)
We arrived back at mine to find my wife was out, but she'd left this for me:
That's a homemade carrot cake with a note reading "Are you bonking? Eat some cake!".
What have I done to deserve this woman?
We arrived back at mine to find my wife was out, but she'd left this for me:
That's a homemade carrot cake with a note reading "Are you bonking? Eat some cake!".
What have I done to deserve this woman?
The above is a post in a forum on the Intertubes, and should be taken with the appropriate amount of seriousness.
0
Comments
-
Sweet
Mmmmmm carrot caaaaaaaaake0 -
winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg0 -
From the title I thought this was going to be a Dad/Cad of the Year John Terry thread.0
-
great wife, unless she had gone off with another man & was using the cake to distract you0
-
matthew h wrote:great wife, unless she had gone off with another man & was using the cake to distract you0
-
Not that I'm suspicious or anything, but I'd let your brother taste it first.
Just in case.“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
She's feeling guilty and probably banging someone while your out on your ride0
-
awww, this thread started out so nice
Nice wife! Lucky man! Buy that lady some flowers!
you 'orrible lot.0 -
and your wife makes the best breakfastsBoardman Hybrid Pro
Planet X XLS0 -
slowlanejane wrote:awww, this thread started out so nice
Nice wife! Lucky man! Buy that lady some flowers!
you 'orrible lot.
I kinda expected some cycnicism. Meh, what do I care? I have cake, and also the woman who made it for me As for flowers, ssshhh, she has been reading this forum tooThe above is a post in a forum on the Intertubes, and should be taken with the appropriate amount of seriousness.0 -
Make sure you bonk her-- Dirk Hofman Motorhomes --0
-
Norky wrote:slowlanejane wrote:awww, this thread started out so nice
Nice wife! Lucky man! Buy that lady some flowers!
you 'orrible lot.
I kinda expected some cycnicism. Meh, what do I care? I have cake, and also the woman who made it for me As for flowers, ssshhh, she has been reading this forum too
if she is reading the forums, then flowers are what she expects & wifes love surprises - so don't do it0