Best sci-fi invention

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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Seven of Nine - yes again
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    Orgasmatron, surely.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Greg T wrote:
    Seven of Nine - yes again

    SevenOfNineJeriRyan.jpg

    With the catsuit and the cyborg makeup still on. Oh yes.

    In fact my Sci-fi creation would have to be a holodeck. There I could live out my fantasies as a Jedi, Medievel hero swinging axe into some villians face, Space pirate and all involve saving a princess who would give me a James-Bond-ending service of 'gratitude'....
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  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    Sewinman wrote:
    Orgasmatron, surely.

    Do you mean the orgasmorator(sp?)? Or is that a different one.

    I have to admit it was my first thought, if I had one of those.....
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  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    prawny wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    Orgasmatron, surely.

    Do you mean the orgasmorator(sp?)? Or is that a different one.

    I have to admit it was my first thought, if I had one of those.....

    Orgasmatron!! Superb - from Sleeper. Could I pop into it with Kelly?
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    As most, rational people know, the single greatest invention ever has been the spork. A spoon and fork in one. Genius! Now, I think we should take this and run with it a bit, I'm talking total cutlery convergence.

    If we were to take the already brilliant spork to its natural conclusion, we could a add a serrated cutting blade down one side. Ladies and gentleman, I give you, the snork!
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  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    UndercoverElephant wrote:
    As most, rational people know, the single greatest invention ever has been the spork. A spoon and fork in one. Genius! Now, I think we should take this and run with it a bit, I'm talking total cutlery convergence.

    If we were to take the already brilliant spork to its natural conclusion, we could a add a serrated cutting blade down one side. Ladies and gentleman, I give you, the snork!

    Errrrr all my Sporks have a serrated cutting blade..... it is at the side of the "fork" end.

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  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    Wallace1492 wrote:
    prawny wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    Orgasmatron, surely.

    Do you mean the orgasmorator(sp?)? Or is that a different one.

    I have to admit it was my first thought, if I had one of those.....

    Orgasmatron!! Superb - from Sleeper. Could I pop into it with Kelly?

    Oh I was talking about the weapon from this.

    Orgazmoposter.jpg
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  • fenboy369
    fenboy369 Posts: 425
    I would invent 'Sleep-in-a-Can'. One 330ml can would be equivalent to 8 hours sleep.
    Also 'Sobriety-in-a-Can'. One 330ml can would return you to a sober state after 8 hours of drinking. They can be used together/mixed, but I'd only do it in single cans so you would have to buy 2 cans a day.......
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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Telepathy.
    I know what you're all thinking, so grow up and stop it!
    You dirty litttle boy's, you!
  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    It's a toss up between an X-Wing, or the Battlestar Pegasus.
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