I am so smashed

Anonymous

I am so smashed, tell me to not post anything. Goodnight.

skyd0g

I have (over the past four hours) drunk the contents of a large, tax-free super-tanker, unfortunately I remain infuriatingly sober.

I am currently working very hard at resolving this conumundrum.

...it may take some time...
...and many further bottles of brandy.

disgruntledgoat

I too am wrecked, but am staying up to get my Etape du dales entry in.. I need to have a word.

Anonymous

I think I've had enough of dealing with smashed people for the night!

Team Banana Spokesman

10 swimmin gpools ofvodka. :? Shouoldnt be posting on here really..

At a party and convinced some hot babes t ocome cycling with me. Got their numbers :shock:

tlw1

All things considered not too bad this morning................ Been up with the kids for a couple of hours & nobody upstairs is moving - they may be dead!

northernneil

matthew h wrote:

they may be dead!

I might be dead ....eeeuurrrggghh

tlw1

do you need me to call an undertaker?

I take it you are feeling under par! (like my kids sand pit that we used for the fireworks last night )

northernneil

matthew h wrote:

do you need me to call an undertaker?

I take it you are feeling under par! (like my kids sand pit that we used for the fireworks last night )

house ruined ...check
christmas tree fallen over ..... check
so much booze i never need to buy any more left in snow in garden ....check
voice sung out .....check
friends asleep in various rooms ..... check
cat VERY unhappy ....check

only thing missing from last nights party was a nuclear missile through the house

disgruntledgoat

I feel remarkably chipper for a man who has had 5 hours sleep on top of too much of just about everything... Throat feels a little sore though.

Moment of the night was ringing Sports Ident at 0415 to berate them for their website not working. They were courteous and professional given they must have got up at half three to field phonecalls from pissed cyclists

Bhima

I feel great, despite no sleep.

VinceEager

i feel like a pig shat in my head

nicensleazy

FCN 1

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.



Shouldn't that read, incontinent ??

bagpusscp

Top form today.Right side sore after dropping the bike on black ice yesterday.The pint of Bass in my local at the end of the ride took the pain away.

Pokerface

This is why I quit drinking.

No hangover. No debris to clean up. No detriment to my training.



Oh, and no life.

Anonymous

Can't believe why some people get so wrecked and violent on one night. Ridiculous.

Carnage yet again and I didn't get to see my wife and kids :x

pedylan

NapoleonD wrote:

Can't believe why some people get so wrecked and violent on one night. Ridiculous.

Carnage yet again and I didn't get to see my wife and kids :x

My God, you didn't get locked up did you? Time for a 2010 resolution perhaps.

Try for next year off.

Anonymous

pedylan wrote:

NapoleonD wrote:

Can't believe why some people get so wrecked and violent on one night. Ridiculous.

Carnage yet again and I didn't get to see my wife and kids :x

My God, you didn't get locked up did you? Time for a 2010 resolution perhaps.

Try for next year off.

Out of 13 NYEs since I joined the cops, I've been on nights for 11...

Crapaud

Pokerface wrote:

This is why I quit drinking.

No hangover. No debris to clean up. No detriment to my training.



Oh, and no life.

No, just different (and IMO better). No hangover, no dodgey stomach. Really looking forward to a curry in about an hour and a half's time.

I was up at 2 o'clock, bright eyed and bushy tailed ... which is strange ... I didn't have a tail of any description when I went to bed. :?

Scrumple

Someone's following you??

-spider-

Just got back home after some first footing - lost wife on way (she may reappear before 2011). Need to have a quick shower, grab a bite to eat, pick up some more whisky and shortbread (still got the lump of coal) and get down to a local farm by 9pm - a tractor to next venue should be waiting (too much snow for anything else at present).

Let's party!!!!

holmeboy

I'm only half smashed, 5 tins of Kronenberg!

TommyEss

holmeboy wrote:

I'm only half smashed, 5 tons of Kronenberg!

Skim reading fail.

:shock:

Mark Alexander

I woke up this morning with carpet burn.... on my face.... for all the wrong reasons. All they did was take the p1ss in work earlier.

Happy new year all.

rogerthecat

NapoleonD wrote:

pedylan wrote:

NapoleonD wrote:

Can't believe why some people get so wrecked and violent on one night. Ridiculous.

Carnage yet again and I didn't get to see my wife and kids :x

My God, you didn't get locked up did you? Time for a 2010 resolution perhaps.

Try for next year off.

Out of 13 NYEs since I joined the cops, I've been on nights for 11...

That tells a story in itself;

tlw1

rogerthecat wrote:

NapoleonD wrote:

pedylan wrote:

NapoleonD wrote:

Can't believe why some people get so wrecked and violent on one night. Ridiculous.

Carnage yet again and I didn't get to see my wife and kids :x

My God, you didn't get locked up did you? Time for a 2010 resolution perhaps.

Try for next year off.

Out of 13 NYEs since I joined the cops, I've been on nights for 11...

That tells a story in itself;

Would rather work NYE & have Christmas off. Its rarely the best night out & often full of fools!