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I am so smashed

AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 28,799
edited January 2010 in The bottom bracket
I am so smashed, tell me to not post anything. Goodnight.

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  • skyd0gskyd0g Posts: 2,539
    I have (over the past four hours) drunk the contents of a large, tax-free super-tanker, unfortunately I remain infuriatingly sober. :cry:

    I am currently working very hard at resolving this conumundrum. :wink:

    ...it may take some time...
    ...and many further bottles of brandy.
    Cycling weakly
  • I too am wrecked, but am staying up to get my Etape du dales entry in.. I need to have a word.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 28,799
    I think I've had enough of dealing with smashed people for the night!
  • 10 swimmin gpools ofvodka. :? Shouoldnt be posting on here really..

    At a party and convinced some hot babes t ocome cycling with me. Got their numbers :shock:
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,068
    All things considered not too bad this morning................ Been up with the kids for a couple of hours & nobody upstairs is moving - they may be dead!
  • northernneilnorthernneil Posts: 1,907
    matthew h wrote:
    they may be dead!

    I might be dead ....eeeuurrrggghh
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,068
    do you need me to call an undertaker?

    I take it you are feeling under par! (like my kids sand pit that we used for the fireworks last night :( )
  • northernneilnorthernneil Posts: 1,907
    matthew h wrote:
    do you need me to call an undertaker?

    I take it you are feeling under par! (like my kids sand pit that we used for the fireworks last night :( )

    house ruined ...check
    christmas tree fallen over ..... check
    so much booze i never need to buy any more left in snow in garden ....check
    voice sung out .....check
    friends asleep in various rooms ..... check
    cat VERY unhappy ....check

    only thing missing from last nights party was a nuclear missile through the house
  • I feel remarkably chipper for a man who has had 5 hours sleep on top of too much of just about everything... Throat feels a little sore though.

    Moment of the night was ringing Sports Ident at 0415 to berate them for their website not working. They were courteous and professional given they must have got up at half three to field phonecalls from pissed cyclists
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • BhimaBhima Posts: 2,145
    I feel great, despite no sleep.
  • i feel like a pig shat in my head
    ...the bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created: Converting calories into gas, a bicycle gets the equivalent of three thousand miles per gallon...
  • nicensleazynicensleazy Posts: 2,310
    FCN 1

    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.



    Shouldn't that read, incontinent ?? :lol::lol:
  • bagpusscpbagpusscp Posts: 2,907
    Top form today.Right side sore after dropping the bike on black ice yesterday.The pint of Bass in my local at the end of the ride took the pain away. :wink:
    bagpuss
  • PokerfacePokerface Posts: 8,640
    This is why I quit drinking.

    No hangover. No debris to clean up. No detriment to my training.



    Oh, and no life. :)
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 28,799
    Can't believe why some people get so wrecked and violent on one night. Ridiculous.

    Carnage yet again and I didn't get to see my wife and kids :x
  • pedylanpedylan Posts: 775
    NapoleonD wrote:
    Can't believe why some people get so wrecked and violent on one night. Ridiculous.

    Carnage yet again and I didn't get to see my wife and kids :x

    My God, you didn't get locked up did you? Time for a 2010 resolution perhaps. :wink:

    Try for next year off.
    Where the neon madmen climb
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 28,799
    pedylan wrote:
    NapoleonD wrote:
    Can't believe why some people get so wrecked and violent on one night. Ridiculous.

    Carnage yet again and I didn't get to see my wife and kids :x

    My God, you didn't get locked up did you? Time for a 2010 resolution perhaps. :wink:

    Try for next year off.

    Out of 13 NYEs since I joined the cops, I've been on nights for 11...
  • CrapaudCrapaud Posts: 2,666
    Pokerface wrote:
    This is why I quit drinking.

    No hangover. No debris to clean up. No detriment to my training.



    Oh, and no life. :)
    No, just different (and IMO better). No hangover, no dodgey stomach. Really looking forward to a curry in about an hour and a half's time. :D

    I was up at 2 o'clock, bright eyed and bushy tailed ... which is strange ... I didn't have a tail of any description when I went to bed. :?
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • ScrumpleScrumple Posts: 3,137
    Someone's following you??
  • -spider--spider- Posts: 2,548
    Just got back home after some first footing - lost wife on way (she may reappear before 2011). Need to have a quick shower, grab a bite to eat, pick up some more whisky and shortbread (still got the lump of coal) and get down to a local farm by 9pm - a tractor to next venue should be waiting (too much snow for anything else at present).

    Let's party!!!!

    -Spider-
  • holmeboyholmeboy Posts: 674
    I'm only half smashed, 5 tins of Kronenberg! :)
  • TommyEssTommyEss Posts: 1,855
    holmeboy wrote:
    I'm only half smashed, 5 tons of Kronenberg! :)

    Skim reading fail.

    :shock:
    Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...
  • I woke up this morning with carpet burn.... on my face.... for all the wrong reasons. All they did was take the p1ss in work earlier.

    Happy new year all.
    http://twitter.com/mgalex
    www.ogmorevalleywheelers.co.uk

    10TT 24:36 25TT: 57:59 50TT: 2:08:11, 100TT: 4:30:05 12hr 204.... unfinished business
  • NapoleonD wrote:
    pedylan wrote:
    NapoleonD wrote:
    Can't believe why some people get so wrecked and violent on one night. Ridiculous.

    Carnage yet again and I didn't get to see my wife and kids :x

    My God, you didn't get locked up did you? Time for a 2010 resolution perhaps. :wink:

    Try for next year off.

    Out of 13 NYEs since I joined the cops, I've been on nights for 11...

    That tells a story in itself;
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,068
    NapoleonD wrote:
    pedylan wrote:
    NapoleonD wrote:
    Can't believe why some people get so wrecked and violent on one night. Ridiculous.

    Carnage yet again and I didn't get to see my wife and kids :x

    My God, you didn't get locked up did you? Time for a 2010 resolution perhaps. :wink:

    Try for next year off.

    Out of 13 NYEs since I joined the cops, I've been on nights for 11...

    That tells a story in itself;

    Would rather work NYE & have Christmas off. Its rarely the best night out & often full of fools!
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