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  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    redddraggon wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    There's only one side to bat for - YORKSHIRE

    Funny fcukers from Yorkshire, and Will definitely meets the stereotype.

    No he's from Selby - which is like a flat Royston Vasey

    Well, at least it's not Goole.

    And is there a stereotype from Yorkshire? I can't see Will fulfilling any of the ones I've encountered!

    Well Middlesbrough's in Yorkshire so you should know
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  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    nasahapley wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    You'd understand if you where there.

    Mate I've been there many, many times during my lengthy stay in higher education. When I first went to uni I thought I was a bit special and as a result was a bit too choosy about which ladyfolk to get with. After about the first term of my second year, though, I abandoned all standards and decided to go for the slightest whiff of action like a hungry brown dog, and life got much more fun and interesting. This lesson is free, but it could be immensely valuable to you.

    Amen Brother, I rue, RUE some of the things i didn't do in university and nothing of the stuff I did. Will, when you meet these girls in 5 years time, they'll be spoken for with car loans and mortgages and real stuff that stops them having fun. Right now, their actions have no consequences.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    I agree with Will (had to happen one day - print this post and frame it :wink: ) - I wouldn't go anywhere near a chav girl. Even if I went a year without it, I wouldn't even consider the option.
  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    freehub wrote:
    You'd understand if you where there.

    Willy I never thought id want to go to your flat but theres young and gagging for it muff thats not being serviced. Its a waste. If she leaves hair in the bath its because shes trimming or removing completely. And theres only one reason to do that and it aint topiary.

    So since you wont or cant I will.

    Please PM me your address Im coming in. new found buddy. :D
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    johnfinch wrote:
    I agree with Will (had to happen one day - print this post and frame it :wink: ) - I wouldn't go anywhere near a chav girl. Even if I went a year without it, I wouldn't even consider the option.

    +1, standards Brother standards.
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    I only have Will's word that she was a chav and i'm taking it to mean "i'm scared of girls".
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    disgruntledgoat wrote:
    I only have Will's word that she was a chav and i'm taking it to mean "i'm scared of girls".

    Hmmmm, got a picture Will? The people need to judge.
  • spanielsson
    spanielsson Posts: 776
    freehub wrote:
    What? I'd not be surprised if you actually do bat for the otherside.

    Big deal about what ever his sexual orientation is, would there actually be a problem if James is gay?!

    Fair play for having standards, but you could actually end up enjoying yourself.

    Was this on the same night as you ended up with painted nails?! :wink:
  • Bhima
    Bhima Posts: 2,145
    Baytt wrote:
    the reason why you don't let friends into your uni flat unsupervised lol

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    Oh no! :shock:

    They've gone and put black bar tape on your bike! How could they?! :(
  • a_n_t
    a_n_t Posts: 2,011
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    And is there a stereotype from Yorkshire? I can't see Will fulfilling any of the ones I've encountered!


    Just check out his gloves....

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  • TheTalkingTurboTrainer
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer Posts: 916
    freehub wrote:
    Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    Ugh! :x where's the moderator when you need him? I was eating lunch when I read this. I want a refund for it!!]
    Vive les All Blacks!!! [:D]
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    freehub wrote:
    redddraggon wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.

    Jesus :roll: Youth is wasted on the wrong people

    You'd understand if you where there.

    Well, no, we wouldn't. Your behaviour sometimes makes me think you bat for the otherside.

    What? I'd not be surprised if you actually do bat for the otherside.

    Now then boys, nothing wrong with the other side. I've been batting there for a long time now and it's fun....
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  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    Headhuunter wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    redddraggon wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.

    Jesus :roll: Youth is wasted on the wrong people

    You'd understand if you where there.

    Well, no, we wouldn't. Your behaviour sometimes makes me think you bat for the otherside.

    What? I'd not be surprised if you actually do bat for the otherside.

    Now then boys, nothing wrong with the other side. I've been batting there for a long time now and it's fun....

    What sort of saddle do you use?
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    freehub wrote:
    Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy.

    Hook a brother up :D:wink::lol:

    Seriously though, you'll only regret missed oppertunties :(
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    markwalker wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    redddraggon wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.

    Jesus :roll: Youth is wasted on the wrong people

    You'd understand if you where there.

    Well, no, we wouldn't. Your behaviour sometimes makes me think you bat for the otherside.

    What? I'd not be surprised if you actually do bat for the otherside.

    Now then boys, nothing wrong with the other side. I've been batting there for a long time now and it's fun....

    What sort of saddle do you use?

    Saddle? When you bat for my team you don't need a saddle! :wink:
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  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    :lol: 8)
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  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    [quote="Headhuunter"[Saddle? When you bat for my team you don't need a saddle! :wink:[/quote]

    As i feared, GT85 or a heavier lube, white lightening even?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Headhuunter wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    redddraggon wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.

    Jesus :roll: Youth is wasted on the wrong people

    You'd understand if you where there.

    Well, no, we wouldn't. Your behaviour sometimes makes me think you bat for the otherside.

    What? I'd not be surprised if you actually do bat for the otherside.

    Now then boys, nothing wrong with the other side. I've been batting there for a long time now and it's fun....

    What ? You mean you.are a......mountain biker ? :D
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Headhuunter wrote:
    markwalker wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    redddraggon wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.

    Jesus :roll: Youth is wasted on the wrong people

    You'd understand if you where there.



    Well, no, we wouldn't. Your behaviour sometimes makes me think you bat for the otherside.

    What? I'd not be surprised if you actually do bat for the otherside.

    Now then boys, nothing wrong with the other side. I've been batting there for a long time now and it's fun....

    What sort of saddle do you use?

    Saddle? When you bat for my team you don't need a saddle! :wink:


    Gives a whole new meaning to your forum name! :lol::wink:
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    markwalker wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    redddraggon wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.

    Jesus :roll: Youth is wasted on the wrong people

    You'd understand if you where there.



    Well, no, we wouldn't. Your behaviour sometimes makes me think you bat for the otherside.

    What? I'd not be surprised if you actually do bat for the otherside.

    Now then boys, nothing wrong with the other side. I've been batting there for a long time now and it's fun....

    What sort of saddle do you use?

    Saddle? When you bat for my team you don't need a saddle! :wink:


    Gives a whole new meaning to your forum name! :lol::wink:

    Exactly. Mountain biking, road riding.... Any riding! 8)
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