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Baytt
Baytt Posts: 102
edited December 2009 in The bottom bracket
the reason why you don't let friends into your uni flat unsupervised lol

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  • Vino
    Vino Posts: 184
    I am not understanding, ees it because you embarass about your rubbish bike?

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  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    You studes are, like, soooo random and crazy and stuff!
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

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  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    It might have been a hint from your flat mates to give it a fookin wash yer dirty get :lol:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Oh, thank God its only a cross bike.......... :wink:
  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    I wish i had a photo from last year, 5 bikes in my room...
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  • Baytt
    Baytt Posts: 102
    5? thats impressive, only got 2 atm
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    You're lucky, I wish the shower here was big enough to fit a bike in. Infact I've just had a brain wave, I'm going to get a bit of hose pipe, and then I can go into the bathroom and wash my bicycle in the bath, I don't know how the girls will react to this though, but to be fair, one of em does leave lots of black hairs all over.
  • Baytt
    Baytt Posts: 102
    might be big enough but because its the 6th floor, no water comes out of it lol. so better used as bike storage.
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    Hey kids, let's all do something really radical!

    ...it'll be really the coolest thing... ...ever!
    ...yearr!
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  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    freehub wrote:
    You're lucky, I wish the shower here was big enough to fit a bike in. Infact I've just had a brain wave, I'm going to get a bit of hose pipe, and then I can go into the bathroom and wash my bicycle in the bath, I don't know how the girls will react to this though, but to be fair, one of em does leave lots of black hairs all over.

    Girls Girls? since when do girls ever come into your flat?
  • redddraggon
    redddraggon Posts: 10,862
    markwalker wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    You're lucky, I wish the shower here was big enough to fit a bike in. Infact I've just had a brain wave, I'm going to get a bit of hose pipe, and then I can go into the bathroom and wash my bicycle in the bath, I don't know how the girls will react to this though, but to be fair, one of em does leave lots of black hairs all over.

    Girls Girls? since when do girls ever come into your flat?

    Eez got many girlfriends.
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  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    markwalker wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    You're lucky, I wish the shower here was big enough to fit a bike in. Infact I've just had a brain wave, I'm going to get a bit of hose pipe, and then I can go into the bathroom and wash my bicycle in the bath, I don't know how the girls will react to this though, but to be fair, one of em does leave lots of black hairs all over.

    Girls Girls? since when do girls ever come into your flat?

    All the time, my other flatmate always has em over.
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    freehub wrote:
    markwalker wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    You're lucky, I wish the shower here was big enough to fit a bike in. Infact I've just had a brain wave, I'm going to get a bit of hose pipe, and then I can go into the bathroom and wash my bicycle in the bath, I don't know how the girls will react to this though, but to be fair, one of em does leave lots of black hairs all over.

    Girls Girls? since when do girls ever come into your flat?

    All the time, my other flatmate always has em over.

    Is that because she's a Gurl?

    Never mind Will, gurls smell as any fule kno.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

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  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.

    Will, at your age those are the kind of girls you should be hanging round with at every available opportunity. Also, speech marks.

    By the way, learn from my mistakes, at your age "taken" means nothing. If you want it, go for it.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • markwalker
    markwalker Posts: 953
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.


    was she suggesting you gave him a blow job?

    I dont seem to remember having a type when i was your age. They only had to be alive / awake and even then that was when i was being mature. If the girl in your flat is minging and hairy have a go anyway, shell probably be very grateful.

    treat sex like a w nk in a woman
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    markwalker wrote:

    treat sex like a w nk in a woman

    I've just had the lightbulb-above-the-head moment! :D
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  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.

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  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.

    Jesus :roll: Youth is wasted on the wrong people

    You'd understand if you where there.
  • redddraggon
    redddraggon Posts: 10,862
    freehub wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.

    Jesus :roll: Youth is wasted on the wrong people

    You'd understand if you where there.

    Well, no, we wouldn't. Your behaviour sometimes makes me think you bat for the otherside.
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Seriously, after a relatively (but not completely!) wasted time at uni, just do it! Antibiotics are free on the NHS, the rashes will go away, the pain of a thousand missed chances won't :wink:
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  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    It's true tho, when you're young you're surrounded by beautifal people, why waste your time with some chav slag.

    We haven't yet been rejected enough times to have to lower our standards.
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

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  • a_n_t
    a_n_t Posts: 2,011
    nolf wrote:
    It's true tho, when you're young you're surrounded by beautifal people, why waste your time with some chav slag.

    .

    beggars cant be choosers :wink:
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  • nasahapley
    nasahapley Posts: 717
    freehub wrote:
    You'd understand if you where there.

    Mate I've been there many, many times during my lengthy stay in higher education. When I first went to uni I thought I was a bit special and as a result was a bit too choosy about which ladyfolk to get with. After about the first term of my second year, though, I abandoned all standards and decided to go for the slightest whiff of action like a hungry brown dog, and life got much more fun and interesting. This lesson is free, but it could be immensely valuable to you.
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    redddraggon wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    freehub wrote:
    It's a shame they're not my type, and the ones I've seen that I thought are nice are all taken. Clearly one of the girls in my flat is very hairy which is not good, judging by the amount of hair in the bath tub.

    We went to a flat party once, there is this chavvy girl, that is ok when she's not drunk, but we came in, she was like willlllll, come sit on my knee, so, I was abit confused, but I went anyway, anyway, there was a guy sat behind me, she said to him, do you want a BJ? I just thought, slag.

    Jesus :roll: Youth is wasted on the wrong people

    You'd understand if you where there.

    Well, no, we wouldn't. Your behaviour sometimes makes me think you bat for the otherside.

    What? I'd not be surprised if you actually do bat for the otherside.
  • a_n_t
    a_n_t Posts: 2,011
    you could always bat for both sides?
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  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    There's only one side to bat for - YORKSHIRE
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  • redddraggon
    redddraggon Posts: 10,862
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    There's only one side to bat for - YORKSHIRE

    Funny fcukers from Yorkshire, and Will definitely meets the stereotype.
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  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    redddraggon wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    There's only one side to bat for - YORKSHIRE

    Funny fcukers from Yorkshire, and Will definitely meets the stereotype.

    No he's from Selby - which is like a flat Royston Vasey
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  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    redddraggon wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    There's only one side to bat for - YORKSHIRE

    Funny fcukers from Yorkshire, and Will definitely meets the stereotype.

    No he's from Selby - which is like a flat Royston Vasey

    Well, at least it's not Goole.

    And is there a stereotype from Yorkshire? I can't see Will fulfilling any of the ones I've encountered!
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