Alesha Keyes...

hopper1
hopper1 Posts: 4,389
edited December 2009 in The bottom bracket
On X Factor...

OMG, now that's what I'm talking about... :twisted: :twisted:
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  • afcbian
    afcbian Posts: 424
    +1 to that brother
    That red leather suit..........mmmmmmmmmm
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  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Holy sh1t.....

    Rihanna next....

    I'm outta here :oops: :wink:
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  • Ands
    Ands Posts: 1,437
    How are you going to cope with Lady GaGa next week? :shock:
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  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Ands wrote:
    How are you going to cope with Lady GaGa next week? :shock:

    Now, I can honestly say she does nothing for me..... At all! :shock: :roll:
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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Me and the Mrs think she's had a nose job! Rewound the intro bit, and yep, it looks like she has. But, shes's HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Me and the Mrs think she's had a nose job! Rewound the intro bit, and yep, it looks like she has. But, shes's HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
  • -liam-
    -liam- Posts: 1,831
    She's hot, I concur, but was it just me or does she really have absolutely no TITS whatsoever ? :D
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  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    -Liam- wrote:
    She's hot, I concur, but was it just me or does she really have absolutely no TITS whatsoever ? :D

    And very big hips and thighs
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  • -liam-
    -liam- Posts: 1,831
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    -Liam- wrote:
    She's hot, I concur, but was it just me or does she really have absolutely no TITS whatsoever ? :D

    And very big hips and thighs

    I don't mind that, she is a beautiful black woman and a shapely figure generally goes with the territory, however the curvy hips and thighs did nothing but accentuate the lack of a decent cleavage!... I'm gutted :(
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  • takethehighroad
    takethehighroad Posts: 6,821
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    And very big hips and thighs

    How dare you! She looked fantastic, a great role model to kids.

    And GaGa. Next week. Ooooooooh yes please
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  • -liam-
    -liam- Posts: 1,831
    TakeTheHighRoad wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    And very big hips and thighs

    How dare you! She looked fantastic, a great role model to kids.

    And GaGa. Next week. Ooooooooh yes please
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    Yeah, and her bonus genitalia....Can't wait....... :lol:
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  • Dazzza
    Dazzza Posts: 2,364
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfaBDIkk ... re=related
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  • -liam-
    -liam- Posts: 1,831
    Arghhhh!! thats just fkin horrible :lol:
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  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    -Liam- wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    -Liam- wrote:
    She's hot, I concur, but was it just me or does she really have absolutely no TITS whatsoever ? :D

    And very big hips and thighs

    I don't mind that, she is a beautiful black woman and a shapely figure generally goes with the territory, however the curvy hips and thighs did nothing but accentuate the lack of a decent cleavage!... I'm gutted :(

    I don't mind the thighs and hips on Beyonce and J-Lo - but they didn't seem to suit Alicia Keys. Unless it was the hideous red catsuit.
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  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    -Liam- wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    -Liam- wrote:
    She's hot, I concur, but was it just me or does she really have absolutely no TITS whatsoever ? :D

    And very big hips and thighs

    I don't mind that, she is a beautiful black woman and a shapely figure generally goes with the territory, however the curvy hips and thighs did nothing but accentuate the lack of a decent cleavage!... I'm gutted :(

    I don't mind the thighs and hips on Beyonce and J-Lo - but they didn't seem to suit Alicia Keys. Unless it was the hideous red catsuit.

    Big hips and thighs don't do it for me... But still, she did look beautiful. :wink:
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  • sicknote
    sicknote Posts: 901
    Dam missed it :(
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Alesha and rhianna, boring, flat and just a bit too 5shit. :roll:
  • BigJimmyB
    BigJimmyB Posts: 1,302
    Alicia's red suit was way betyter than her 'medley' thingy - utter tosh.

    Concur with Liam - the extra hippage is not an issue but sorely highlights the lack of air-bags.

    I got the most awful look from Mrs BJB and her MUm when I mentiioned it !

    My eldest daughter is a GaGa fan. I try annoying her with as many tranny and bulging leotard comments as poss! Apparently the uppermost results of a Goodle search on her relate to hermaphrodites....
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    The red suit looked awfull.
  • 1footedninja
    1footedninja Posts: 269
    Her face hardly moved, me thinks BOTOX. So much slap on her face she looked airbrushed. Generic. Great voice though. What a great role-model for women she is - be like this and you can make it BIG - living the dream blah blah blah.

    I did like that piano, very swanky.
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  • Tom Butcher
    Tom Butcher Posts: 3,830
    Thought Alicia Keys looked and sounded good - big jugs aren't the be all and end all ! Is it sad that my first throught was with those thighs she'd make a good cyclist ?

    Forget who the other one was but she was more than a bit bland.
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Alicia looked fantastic, was really disappointed with Rihanna though - usually one of the sexiest women on the planet but looked awful, think it was the dodgy haircut and the fact she wasn't dressed in just a pair of high heels, stockings and lingerie for a change! :shock:

    Won't bother watching horse face next week though. She looks great until you get to the shoulders (working upwards of course!) :lol:

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