Thoughts on cycling "innovations"

dennisn
dennisn Posts: 10,601
edited November 2009 in Road buying advice
Anyone care to share their thoughts about "Cycling product solutions to problems that may or may not exist"?

i.e. - What problems did these items "cure"?

Oversize bars.
Those plastic chain cleaning things.
1 1/8" headsets.
Hollow pin chains.

That kind of stuff. :wink::wink:
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  • graeme_s-2
    graeme_s-2 Posts: 3,382
    dennisn wrote:
    Anyone care to share their thoughts about "Cycling product solutions to problems that may or may not exist"?

    i.e. - What problems did these items "cure"?

    Oversize bars.

    I have bikes with both oversize and standard bars. I find the oversize bars more comfortable. Were they supposed to solve some sort of engineering problem rather than an ergonomic one?
  • Oversize bars.
    cured lower profits in handlebar companies owing to the gullible soaking up marketing guff.
  • Now I like "innovation", but my two current bugbears:

    1. Tapered 1 1/8th to 1 1/4 heasdets. An invention that isn't required on road bikes. Did anyone ever have a problem with 1 1/4? Even top sprinters never seemed to.

    On an MTB where the bike is smacking into terrain with 150mm+ forks, OK I can see the stress on the head tube, but what purpose on a road bike?

    Pure marketing IMO (I spoke to a bike maker that has effectively admitted this).

    2. BB30. I happen to like external BBs (shimano, Ultra-torque etc) instead of the awful seized internal spindles of old, but BB30 - another load of marketing. At least Shimano and Campag haven't started producing cranksets - yet. Small stifness gains (see Velonews) and yet another standard (that isn't).
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    edited November 2009
    But I find oversized bars more comfy...
  • clanton
    clanton Posts: 1,289
    Not an engineer but as I understand it the stiffness of a tube is related to its diameter, more so than its wall thickness. Ie you can make lighter tubes that are as stiff by using thinner walled, oversized tubes.

    Hollow pin chains - gimicky weight reduction.
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Graeme_S wrote:
    dennisn wrote:
    Anyone care to share their thoughts about "Cycling product solutions to problems that may or may not exist"?

    i.e. - What problems did these items "cure"?

    Oversize bars.

    I have bikes with both oversize and standard bars. I find the oversize bars more comfortable. Were they supposed to solve some sort of engineering problem rather than an ergonomic one?

    My impression has been that they solved a sales problem. No one was buying bars so they made them "better".
  • magliaceleste
    magliaceleste Posts: 748
    edited November 2009
    clanton wrote:
    Not an engineer but as I understand it the stiffness of a tube is related to its diameter, more so than its wall thickness. Ie you can make lighter tubes that are as stiff by using thinner walled, oversized tubes..

    That would make sense.

    But the weird thing is that frame/forks combination doesn't seem to have got significantly lighter (if at all). I'm comparing a 2009 and 2010 catalogue. Maybe the bigger lower bearing offsets the saving :-). Not that bike weight seems to be an issue much anymore?

    Plus now we have forks that are not interchangable.

    Still it does look nice and I'll wind up getting it anyway.
  • will3
    will3 Posts: 2,173
    Bent cranks was the funniest.

    Did anyone fall for that?

    PMPcrnkS.jpg
  • bigmat
    bigmat Posts: 5,134
    Maybe an aesthetic thing? With the advent of alu frames tubing got fatter, so normal sized bars ended up looking a bit puny in comparison.

    Re marketing, why would they need to do that when there are all the radical advances such as ergonomic shaped, wing shaped, compact etc bars to keep us parting with our cash?! :D
  • Not an engineer but as I understand it the stiffness of a tube is related to its diameter, more so than its wall thickness. Ie you can make lighter tubes that are as stiff by using thinner walled, oversized tubes.

    Hollow pin chains - gimicky weight reduction.


    but your handlebar argument sounds like the same thing? gimmicky weight reduction... ;)
  • redddraggon
    redddraggon Posts: 10,862
    will3 wrote:
    Bent cranks was the funniest.

    Did anyone fall for that?

    PMPcrnkS.jpg

    Dennis did, and that's why he's bitter
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  • Onza Octopus tyres, now they were superb and not gimmicky at all.
  • dennisn wrote:
    What problems did these items "cure"?

    Oversize bars. = Stiffness
    Those plastic chain cleaning things.= No more fagging around with toothbrushes
    1 1/8" headsets. =Frame stiffness
    Hollow pin chains. =Weight
    Dont forget

    Dog Fangs= Inability to set up front mechs
    Mono rail saddles
    Neil
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  • Ooh Egg chainrings!! Making a comeback I hear
    Neil
    Help I'm Being Oppressed
  • graeme_s-2
    graeme_s-2 Posts: 3,382
    will3 wrote:
    Bent cranks was the funniest.

    Did anyone fall for that?

    PMPcrnkS.jpg
    :D:lol: What problem were they supposed to solve!?
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    will3 wrote:
    Bent cranks was the funniest.

    Did anyone fall for that?

    PMPcrnkS.jpg

    Dennis did, and that's why he's bitter

    Gotta say, that's a new one on me. What were they supposed to "DO"? :? :?
  • will3
    will3 Posts: 2,173
    Look up PMP cranks.
  • balthazar
    balthazar Posts: 1,565
    edited November 2009
    This page from Classic Rendezvous on PMP cranks illustrates many of the characteristic stylings of charlatans, snake oil sellers, and the simply deluded, across the board. I particularly like this quote:

    1981: The British magazine Cycling issues a set of P.M.P. cranks to an unnamed first category Surrey roadman for road testing. "Whatever the theories, in practice our roadman tester felt the P.M.P. cranks offered an advantage and surely that is the true criterion," Cycling reported. The roadman himself said, "At low pedaling speeds, dead center seemed to be removed. "

    Rampant anti-intellectualism, (or proud ignorance), an unshakeable confidence in one's own judgment... this stuff always dominated in cycling, and still does. Sadly, the pseudoscience guff in the PMP advert, is as familiar as ever – I think you could find just the same senseless pap in a casual flick through any bike magazine.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I wonder if I put a smaller front wheel on my bike I will go faster because I'm always pointing downhill...
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    NapoleonD wrote:
    I wonder if I put a smaller front wheel on my bike I will go faster because I'm always pointing downhill...

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??????? It's a concept worth trying to sell. Doesn't necessarily have to work. Just sell.
    I've got to come up with a gimmick myself one of these days. I'm thinking something triathlete related. Those guys will buy anything.
  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    I'm sure those L shaped cranks made a brief comeback just last year ?

    WIth OS handlebars - is the larger diameter followed all the way through the bars then ? Someone told me it was just at the clamp ?

    I think the small wheel thing had a bit of a following for bunch races - cos you could eget like 5mm closer to the guy in front....
  • will3
    will3 Posts: 2,173
    Given the UCI banned the small wheel thing, it was presumably a worthwhile innovation.....
  • But what about innovations that actually work and make life better/easier...

    Threadless is my number one.... Cranks and Headsets were never as good before we had this....
  • cougie wrote:
    I'm sure those L shaped cranks made a brief comeback just last year ?

    WIth OS handlebars - is the larger diameter followed all the way through the bars then ? Someone told me it was just at the clamp ?

    I think the small wheel thing had a bit of a following for bunch races - cos you could eget like 5mm closer to the guy in front....

    On the OS handle bars.... I was also under the impression that it's just the middle around the clamp that's bigger and the part where there grips, breaks and gears go is still 25.4 as I've never seen oversized clamps for controls and grips for sale....
  • will3
    will3 Posts: 2,173
    cougie wrote:
    I'm sure those L shaped cranks made a brief comeback just last year ?

    WIth OS handlebars - is the larger diameter followed all the way through the bars then ? Someone told me it was just at the clamp ?

    I think the small wheel thing had a bit of a following for bunch races - cos you could eget like 5mm closer to the guy in front....

    On the OS handle bars.... I was also under the impression that it's just the middle around the clamp that's bigger and the part where there grips, breaks and gears go is still 25.4 as I've never seen oversized clamps for controls and grips for sale....

    I'll sell you some oversize bar tape if you like.
  • will3 wrote:
    cougie wrote:
    I'm sure those L shaped cranks made a brief comeback just last year ?

    WIth OS handlebars - is the larger diameter followed all the way through the bars then ? Someone told me it was just at the clamp ?

    I think the small wheel thing had a bit of a following for bunch races - cos you could eget like 5mm closer to the guy in front....

    On the OS handle bars.... I was also under the impression that it's just the middle around the clamp that's bigger and the part where there grips, breaks and gears go is still 25.4 as I've never seen oversized clamps for controls and grips for sale....

    I'll sell you some oversize bar tape if you like.

    Brill - I've never been able to find that size - how much to you want?
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    Warm and hot weather base layers???????????
  • NapoleonD wrote:
    I wonder if I put a smaller front wheel on my bike I will go faster because I'm always pointing downhill...

    What likethis one?
    Neil
    Help I'm Being Oppressed
  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    will3 wrote:
    cougie wrote:
    I'm sure those L shaped cranks made a brief comeback just last year ?

    WIth OS handlebars - is the larger diameter followed all the way through the bars then ? Someone told me it was just at the clamp ?

    I think the small wheel thing had a bit of a following for bunch races - cos you could eget like 5mm closer to the guy in front....

    On the OS handle bars.... I was also under the impression that it's just the middle around the clamp that's bigger and the part where there grips, breaks and gears go is still 25.4 as I've never seen oversized clamps for controls and grips for sale....

    I'll sell you some oversize bar tape if you like.

    Well you WOULD need oversize bar tape for the extra length taken up ? Possibly...
    I've not bothered with OS as I've not seen the point of it. If it is just the centre bit - then why would OS be any comfier than normal ?
  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    I've got oversize bars because I mistakenly bought an oversize stem.

    As for useless innovations, what about carbon bottle cages? Come on, they're just things, for Christ sake.