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  • forehead
    forehead Posts: 180
    I just expelled a completely odourless fart.
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  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Forehead wrote:
    I just expelled a completely odourless fart.

    I sincerely hope your cold clears up very soon...
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    In my local Sainsbury's the toilet paper is in the aisle opersite the cat food. Really quite convenient.
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Why do only churches and supermarkets have aisles?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    The BBC's website seems to be down.

    This almost never-ever happens, something must be wrong.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Why do only churches and supermarkets have aisles?

    and aircraft and trains.
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    GiantMike wrote:
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Why do only churches and supermarkets have aisles?

    and aircraft and trains.

    Good point. It must be a transport thing.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Why do only churches and supermarkets have aisles?

    and aircraft and trains.

    Good point. It must be a transport thing.

    It's just a nicer way of saying "rows", or "lines".
  • rhext
    rhext Posts: 1,639
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Why do only churches and supermarkets have aisles?

    Scotland has them too!
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    I've still got my work shirts to iron
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    rhext wrote:
    deptfordmarmoset wrote:
    Why do only churches and supermarkets have aisles?

    Scotland has them too!


    Haha, you are Scilly
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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    shouldbeinbed wrote:
    I've still got my work shirts to iron

    Wear a 3 piece suit then you only have to do the arms and a bit of the front. :oops: I wonder how much time that's saved me over the years.
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    How do you go about destroying a mountain of unwanted Spanish cucumbers? Surely you can't burn 'em.

    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • HTL
    HTL Posts: 23
    Four Rooms - Bad but good TV :?
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    ratsbeyfus wrote:
    How do you go about destroying a mountain of unwanted Spanish cucumbers? Surely you can't burn 'em.

    Paint them yellow and sell them to Bhima...job done.
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  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    ratsbeyfus wrote:
    How do you go about destroying a mountain of unwanted Spanish cucumbers? Surely you can't burn 'em.

    Paint them yellow and sell them to Bhima...job done.

    Phew... now I can to bed and rest easily.

    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • rhext
    rhext Posts: 1,639
    Isn't 'unwanted cucumber' a tautology?
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    rhext wrote:
    Isn't 'unwanted cucumber' a tautology?

    Nope, they are definitely fruit as they've got seeds in them.

    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I'm really tired this evening.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    MattC59 wrote:
    I'm really tired this evening.

    You can sit at a computer and type, your can't be that tired.
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    RichardSwt wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    I'm really tired this evening.

    You can sit at a computer and type, your can't be that tired.

    He might have a secretary.

    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    The fellow on the red bTwin road bike who rides on the A404 in wembley toward the north circular road at about 5.20pm REALLY needs to pump his tyres up. I doubt there is 60 psi in either tyre. Seen him several times now and he is getting on my nerves. :lol:
  • SmellTheGlove
    SmellTheGlove Posts: 697
    The underfloor heating store will beat any like-for-like prices on underfloor heating kits
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    I really think it's time for a new mobile phone.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Cornerblock wrote:
    I really think it's time for a new mobile phone.

    Mobile phones are more cleverer than my desktop computer these days. My PC dosn't do Sat Nav or have accelerometers in it.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I just spelled "accelerometers" right, without having to be corrected by the spell checker. My spelling is normally rubbish and that wasn't a word I even know how to spell. :D
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    I want my watch back !!
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • ratsbeyfus
    ratsbeyfus Posts: 2,841
    Wood pigeons are really clumsy at landing in trees in woods.

    I had one of them red bikes but I don't any more. Sad face.

    @ratsbey
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    I didn't think I liked cherries, turns out I do. They're delicious.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Cornerblock wrote:
    I didn't think I liked cherries, turns out I do. They're delicious.
    You'll love Ben and Jerry's 'Cherry Garcia', then !!
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved

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