Silly Commuting Shop Names

prawny
prawny Posts: 5,445
edited October 2009 in Commuting chat
Tenuous commution link alert!

Who has the best comedy shop names on their route to work?

My fave so far is a grocers called MelonCaulie in Great Barr.

There must be some pearlers in london town.
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Argh. That's the second time in a couple of hours something has made me think of the smashing pumpkins. Off to spotify...
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  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,445
    JonGinge wrote:
    Argh. That's the second time in a couple of hours something has made me think of the smashing pumpkins. Off to spotify...

    Was the otherone some halloween vandalism? Ooh the vandals :D
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  • My mate lived opposite a fridge shop in Stoke Newington called WeSell Fridges. I believe a photo got sent round as a viral a couple of years back.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Not on my commute but in Derby (Saddlers Gate) a few years back there was a childrens clothing shop that was named Batties... that always made me chuckle...
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  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    There was a fish and chip shop in my old village called "The Last Resort"

    It's closed now, because everyone realised the chippy in Rothley was approximately 9765 times better.
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  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,445
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Not on my commute but in Derby (Saddlers Gate) a few years back there was a childrens clothing shop that was named Batties... that always made me chuckle...

    yeah to be fair I only included to commute reference so it didn;t get booted to cake stop, Attica and BJUK have made up some good ones too, these are also welcome. I need cheering up, I thought it was wednesday today :(
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    prawny wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Not on my commute but in Derby (Saddlers Gate) a few years back there was a childrens clothing shop that was named Batties... that always made me chuckle...

    yeah to be fair I only included to commute reference so it didn;t get booted to cake stop, Attica and BJUK have made up some good ones too, these are also welcome. I need cheering up, I thought it was wednesday today :(

    You mean its Tuesday!?

    :x
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  • Used to be a shop near Condor Cycles called 'Galerie Singleton'
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    JonGinge wrote:
    Argh. That's the second time in a couple of hours something has made me think of the smashing pumpkins. Off to spotify...

    don't listen to anything past Mellon Collie
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Clever Pun wrote:
    JonGinge wrote:
    Argh. That's the second time in a couple of hours something has made me think of the smashing pumpkins. Off to spotify...

    don't listen to anything past Mellon Collie
    Agreed. Got Adore and Machina kicking about somewhere. Very few listens
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Clever Pun wrote:
    don't listen to anything past Mellon Collie

    +1

    Incidentally the shop I thought up was a Tea shop called Teacake Maxx.

    Never seen a gentlemens barbers called Something for the Weekend, but surely it must exist somewhere
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  • There's one round the corner from me called Hair Apparent.
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  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    I once drove through a village in Shropshire called Knockin. The village shop had a big sign outside proclaiming "Knockin Shop"
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    JonGinge wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    JonGinge wrote:
    Argh. That's the second time in a couple of hours something has made me think of the smashing pumpkins. Off to spotify...

    don't listen to anything past Mellon Collie
    Agreed. Got Adore and Machina kicking about somewhere. Very few listens

    there's a newer one as well I think, I've not even bothered with that.
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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    There's one round the corner from me called Hair Apparent.
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  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    Pet grooming salon in the next Village called Doggy Fashion :D
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  • blakef111
    blakef111 Posts: 374
    saw a greek restaurant in london called just-falafs, i thought that was a fun name :D
  • Both on commute:

    Curl up and Dry (Hairdresser, New Cross, London)

    Beddy Buyz (hopefully obvious :roll: East Street, London)
  • moonio
    moonio Posts: 802
    cedargreen wrote:
    Used to be a shop near Condor Cycles called 'Galerie Singleton'
    Yes it was owned by Valerie Singleton :)

    There used to be a secondhand shop somewhere in London called 'Past Caring'

    Oh and the local sandwich shop is called 'Butty boys'

    Also but not on my commute, there used to be black barbers shop in Harlem NY called 'Hung low and far'
  • grayo59
    grayo59 Posts: 722
    Not a shop - but a window cleaner's van says:-

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  • Tooting has one called Taki-casuals
    (clothes obv)
  • edhornby
    edhornby Posts: 1,741
    in alderley edge there used to be a grocers called Alderley Veg
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    About 20 years ago my local fish and chip shop was owned by the Fryer family (still own it in fact) and next door in the grocers shop were the Greens.

    We have a dress shop in Exeter called 'Frock Off'....makes me smile :D
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  • Local shop in my town has the name 'Phyllis'.

    I'm surprised that no witty youngster has added some cleverly placed graffiti to it. :shock:


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  • Local shop in my town has the name 'Phyllis'.

    I'm surprised that no witty youngster has added some cleverly placed graffiti to it. :shock:


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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,477
    Slighty OT

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  • King Donut wrote:
    My mate lived opposite a fridge shop in Stoke Newington called WeSell Fridges. I believe a photo got sent round as a viral a couple of years back.

    that shop is still there....makes me laugh everytime I pass it [on a bus as its not on my normal commute]
  • gert_lush
    gert_lush Posts: 634
    in Bristol there is pieminister pies :D

    have seen a rhythm and booze oflicense somewhere too

    I always wanted a cake shop called "cake me up before you go go" :D:D
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  • Not on my commute I admit, but there's the shoe shop on Kings Road London, same side as Chelsea Town Hall, the immortal "R Soles".
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Not actually a shop name but this makes me laugh, the company I work for recently acquired another company - RSE Consulting.

    Their e-mail addresses all look like name@rseConsulting.co....
    (read the @ as an a)

    I kid you not
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