Mountain Bikers Anonymous....

Graydawg

My Name is Graydawg and I haven't been proper Mountain Biking Since July.......

:shock:

MacAndCheese

Hi My name is mac and have a problem. I can't stop buying bikes and bike parts. I'm sure if I don't stop soon the Ocean Finance adverts will become less annoying and more attractive...

jay12

hi, i'm jay and i desperetly need a new bike. Orange crush next year here i come

Uncle Peter

Hello my name is Lee, I'm beginning to only ride my bike so I can spend two hours cleaning it afterwards.

I phoned in sick today so I could spend the day cleaning it.

XxxBFGxxX

hi my neame is geordie i have green hair. i to have a problmen i cant stop spending on bike bits my wages for the next ten years are mapped out and spent.

deffler

My name is Graeme, my 2009 golf membership cost me £650 and Ive only had 3 rounds this year even though Ive had 3 weeks of made up sickness and 5 weeks holiday

The Northern Monkey

Hi...
This week i've managed to only try and order 3 frames and 1 bike... an improvement on last week (no i'm seriously not joking).

Thanks for listening

stickygreen

Hi my name is earl,i have a problem there are loads of bike bits i want but can,t afford
considering renting out the missus per hour and floggin the kids on fleabay.


deffler i want your job, 5 weeks holiday bargain!

fitch28

my name is kathleen and i haven't been on my bike in a week and a half... :oops:

but i shall be well on the road to recovery this weekend with GT on sat and then a trip somewhere on sun to take my aunt and her friend out to try their spiffy new bikes

Clum84

Hi i'm Callum and i spend more time looking at my mountain bike than i do my girlfriend.

Hercule Q

hi my names hercule and i cant stop tinkering to the point of perfection and then its still not right

Joe_Pineapples

Hi, I'm Joe,
Today at work I spent half an hour explaining to my female work colleague what the differences between XC and Freeride were. She said she understood, but I know she was just humouring me.

On the plus side, my new Finnish Army surplus respirator arrived! Yay! :P

P-Jay

My name is PJ and I should have been out on my XC bike riding boring flat farmer tracks for physio but the weather was unseasonably nice so I did 135mph on my CBR instead.

I have one too many 2 wheeled hobbies and one has to go....

nicklouse

Welcome.

Joe_Pineapples

P-Jay wrote:

My name is PJ and I should have been out on my XC bike riding boring flat farmer tracks for physio but the weather was unseasonably nice so I did 135mph on my CBR instead.

. . . on a private road, officer

P-Jay

Joe_Pineapples wrote:

P-Jay wrote:

My name is PJ and I should have been out on my XC bike riding boring flat farmer tracks for physio but the weather was unseasonably nice so I did 135mph on my CBR instead.

. . . on a private road, officer

Nah, t'was between jnc 33 and 32 of the M4 ha ha.

I was late for a meeting, then suddenly very early.

fatwomble

Hi, I'm Mark

I think I am recovering, I have got my habit down from 10 bikes to only 4

wrx

My name is Martyn,

My ribs still hurt - dying to go out - know I shouldn't.

Bah!

Andy

Hi I'm Andy and I'm an incurable tart :oops:

jonnyc2420

my name is jon.........and i still have an attraction to purple anodised stuff thats lasted from the 90's.............. :oops:

Joe_Pineapples

jonnyc2420 wrote:

my name is jon.........and i still have an attraction to purple anodised stuff thats lasted from the 90's.............. :oops:

I have some bar ends you can have then!
See the Scott Montego below.

sirlylos

stickygreen, is that Kurt Cobain in the avatar?

Chalky76

Hi my name is Chalky,

My two biggest issues are drinking too much Stella and forever pondering my next bike purchase

llamafarmer

Hi my name's Rich and the voices in my head told me to buy it.

bomberesque

Hi my name s james. I am unable to let any of my old bikes go.

The reason for this is the last time I gave one away to my brother he took it to an LBS for a service and didn't like the price so left it there. It was a 500 quid R531 Nigel Dean Nevada. google it; you won't find it. They were that rare (although this is possibly because they were massively overweight for a fully rigid and had quite ridiculously twitchy handling, typically from a roadie manufacturer, I guess).

That was 1993. I have every bike that I've owned since then (well, since 91 truth be told) and currently posses 3 bikes that have not been ridden for at least a year (actually probably 2) and 3 more that I do use regularly.

As therapy, Mrs B has insisted that I get rid of 3 bikes before I get another one (capping the total at 4). I may hire a garage on the QT so I can store them rather than get rid of them completely, so consumed am I

Uncle Peter

Joe_Pineapples wrote:

Hi, I'm Joe,
Today at work I spent half an hour explaining to my female work colleague what the differences between XC and Freeride were. She said she understood, but I know she was just humouring me.

On the plus side, my new Finnish Army surplus respirator arrived! Yay! :P

Why do you have a Finnish army surplus respirator? Are you a gimp?

im first to die

hi my name is dean and i have a addiction i have four bikes and am allways looking for more my wife says if i spend any more money on bikes or bits before kitchen is finshed (started it about 18 month ago) she will divorce me so i have a hard choice new bike or new wife

Chalky76

that's not a hard choice, those new wheels will be much less hassle

Soul Boy

Hello my name is John, I am a mountain biker.

I only have one bike, it does it all, but I know I should have more.

joshtp

Hi, my names josh, i have a problem, im completely adicted to bikes. i am on the verge of spending money on a on-one 456, if i had money i would have already. i always feel i need more bikes,um, i cant help but ride the ones i do have. i havent cleaned my bike in a month, uhhhhhh.....

x-isle

My name is Craig and I spend for too much time on the Internet and not enough time on the Bike.